pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2hFlight boarded hella early. And the airport attendant recognized my Bayley shirt. 130
Reposted by pumpkin spice kelseyGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 801202314532
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 4hWhy is this airport that we have to sit in for three hours so fucking hot 010
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 5hEveryone pray for us as we will have a connecting through DFW and have to go through customs and re-go through security to get to it 000
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 5hDesperately need to get back into workout routine when I get home 010
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 6hCheckout was at 11 and our shuttle doesn’t come until 11:40 so we’re just kinda… sitting here in the lobby for a half an hour 000
Reposted by pumpkin spice kelseyone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 9hthe Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 214607804
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 8hSomeone said it’s wild to try this move when you have ella purnell eyes and I laughed 020
Reposted by pumpkin spice kelseyRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20hdak prescott has a uniquely cursed sports existence but nobody gives a shit because he’s doing it for the Cowboys 826419
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 21hGenuinely of course the week I bench Pickens lmfao 110
Reposted by pumpkin spice kelseyGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 21hi'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV 22945148
Reposted by pumpkin spice kelseyJeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 21hGuys of course Al Michaels is sleepy, there are no rapists to lavishly rehabilitate 3608
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 21hIdk what it is about Mexican soda but I hiccup after every drink 020
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 21hThese running touchdowns help no one (they don’t help me so they don’t matter) 000
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 22hRemember when all of chiefs kingdom was chomping at the bit to draft “one single pressure” Ruben Bain? I do 100
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 23hOk dak time to throw a touchdown pass in return (it’s a superflex league im starting both qbs in this game) 000
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 23hThis doesn’t help my fantasy team (I started him) 000
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This vacation has been amazing and I’m sad it comes to an end tomorrow but also I have been drinking for four days and am excited to not be doing so and maybe do some cardio or something 140
Reposted by pumpkin spice kelseyReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 09/10/2026good lord 117023
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wren Sinclair is a bigger draw than Will Ospreay, which is information I have always been certain of 122
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Julien Baker posted that Sprained Ankle is back in pressing and I don’t own records or a record player but I kind of want it because I wish I could write songs about something other than death tbh 130
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Tonight’s dinner buffet is listed as “oriental” and I… feel like you’re not supposed to say that?? 100
Reposted by pumpkin spice kelseyandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026reminder that last month republicans in the house went home early just to avoid an impeachment vote for pete hegseth 1475
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026NFL fans in Mexico are stronger than the marines I cannot figure out where fuckin anything plays 130
pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Congratulations to George Pickens who I benched which means he’ll go off for 300 yards and 2 touchdowns tonight 000
