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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evangelion McDonald's Commercial
Rei holding a bag of juicy cheeseburgers
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/07/2023
i think harry potter should be in guantanamo bay
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/08/2026
'You Couldn't Make _____ Today' should be reserved for films with iconic scenes they'd ruin with CGI 📽️
Sorcerer (1977)
dir: William Friedkin

the iconic Truck Full Of Sweating Dynamite Crossing A Flooded River On A Rotting Rope Bridge scene
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Chris Shehan_Comic Art @chrisshehanart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Avengers: Doomsday is gonna be insane
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
THE BAT'S A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL: WIGGLES ITS EARS AND EATS WORMS (Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909)
the bat's a cute little animal: wiggles its ears and eats worms

a long eared bat

Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways

Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side.

Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Personally, I think we should let every nation in the world take part. Maybe you could start by staging small, local tournaments, and then the teams that progress from that round all head to one main 'host' country one summer every four years to compete in the 'finals'.
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 10/07/2026
Chrontendo Episode 26 (01:07:38)
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dvlsblsh @devilsblush.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
front mission 3 / psx square, 1999
mech walking towards the screen in the evening
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Alex Jones popped like a balloon.
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cětské @cetske.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Finally Americans will have a steady supply of corn
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Tim @abigdumbbaby.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Mornings are for perching
A small blue and white chihuahua sitting on a bald man’s shoulder
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM: HOES MAD
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Tim @abigdumbbaby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to boonta vista
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Normalize having entire movies made by the greatest anime craftsmen on the planet about random, not-even-particularly-old women having an identity crisis and deciding to spend a summer at a farm while reminiscing about her 13 year-old self as if she’s a trusted friend.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 20/09/2025
Final Fantasy XII doesn’t get enough credit for being like ‘what if Chewbacca was built like this’
Fran and Balthier looking at one another in Final Fantasy XII, a sci fi fantasy game patterned after Star Wars. Fran is a Vierra, a stoic gigantic bunny girl warrior maiden with dark skin and white hair. Balthier is a swashbuckling rogue with a slick tongue and nerves of steel.
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
omg they did this
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A Google search of "what is Metal Gear solid about"

First result "yeah"
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ren & Stimpy man physiognomy
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
still from a tv showing coverage of the UFC white house fight. it's joe rogan in an ugly tie that's too short holding a microphone and looking like a blister with acne. You can see the white House in the background.
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 11/06/2026
It's the same picture.
Steven Spielberg in a striped shirt is embraced by E.T. against a blue background.Elliot Gould in overalls embraced by the blue muppet, Grover.
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𖤐 Glitch Coyote 𖤐 🏳️‍⚧️🏜️🌵🏜️ @voiddog.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 09/06/2026
“I mean, your society’s broken… Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No let’s blame the people with no power & no money & these immigrants who don’t even have the vote, yeah it must be their fucking fault.” —Iain Banks died #OTD, 9 June, 2013 www.theguardian.com/books/2013/j...
theguardian.com
Iain Banks: the final interview
Iain Banks died last Sunday, just before the publication of his final novel The Quarry. Last month he talked to Stuart Kelly about writing, politics and all the things still left to do . . .
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
DOJA CAT: hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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@itstessinadress.bsky.social
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"

My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
3:50 AM • Dec 10, 2025
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Mike Elgan @mikeelgan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Now you can keep track of how many billions the AI companies are losing on AI. (Red is spending, green is revenue.) isaiprofitable.com
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
we let special dog work at subway:
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Tim @abigdumbbaby.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This legitimately fucking rules
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
reference.mp4
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The is Fortnite overrated YouTube children
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
gohan is perhaps the most abused child in history but it also made him strong so it’s impossible to say if it was good or bad
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government
Tim Heidecker’s Alex Jones impression 'cringe as f*ck right out the gate'?

Quote from Count Dankula
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