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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 8h

They tried to bury us. They didn't realize we were Jump Out Of The Ground Guys.

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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 8h

Michael Mann should've made a second movie called Cool.

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I believe this bracket is exactly what will happen actually

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have abruptly lost my lifelong ability to lie down, fall asleep immediately, and not wake up until I have to. It's over I'm cooked

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Extremely annoyed I didn't get the job I was going out for because my gf is out of town for the next two months and having that to keep me socialized would have made me 50% less insane for the duration

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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them

Bathroom sink area where one can see three pipes coming out of three adjacent places on the wall which combine left plus center and right plus center and then all three again into one and then up through a weird larger tube section and then up and then down again to combine with flow from a fourth pipe coming out of a different place in the wall and then into a white plastic shrouded pipe section(?) and then up into/under the sink. Hot water has its own separate pipe from the wall. Ok

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't decide if I want Max Scherzer to come back and pitch half of each of the next three seasons for the Jays or if I want every team to get together and agree he can't get another contract just so that he's forced to sit on a dock and have an edible and read a book and relax a bit

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My softball season just ended and I love all my queer friends and I love hitting softballs and I can't wait for next season I'm not crying you're crying

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 27/09/2026

it's 2256. you're still alive. only those born 1980~2010 can detect AI. we all work for the technocrat state, hooked up to tubes, encased in armored medisuits we no longer dream and are barely recognizable shells of our former selves- invisible to a benevolent god. but the suits jerk us off, so,

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Fresno nightcrawler thinks it's fucked up actually that you put legs in pants. It's all a matter of perspective

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All sightings of the black stick man, especially the suginami stick men, reclassified as viral marketing for the addition of Mr game and watch to smash bros

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If there is a single person in star wars named Skywalker ever again I'm going kyp durron mode shut up about these fuckers

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Project Gutenberg just finished preserving your biography

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I've been wanting to write this essay for years. It's about mirrors, modernity, magic, and why seeing so much of ourselves is driving us crazy johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/your-refle...

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Your Reflection Is Not You

On mirrors, magic, and obsession

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Breaking Bad was just an outright bad show. I am not a contrarian

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In retrospect Sim Tower is a really bad simulation of a tower. That’s now how they make towers. But it would be cool if they did.

A tower being built floor by floor in Sim Tower.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this

special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Great now I've gotta until tomorrow for this epoxy to cure before I can look at my cool new knife

A knife on a work table but it's completely wrapped in painters tape to keep the epoxy off it

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madsabaoth @matte-gender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

at this point i am a religious extremist over gambling abolition

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage

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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's so wild that Diablo 4 is doing a "remember Diablo 2?" season. Man you've got a whole other product for remembering Diablo 2. "The butcher is here!" Yeah man I know you've had me kill him literally a thousand times. You made him a whole type of guy

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Referring to my boobs as "the lady's daisho"

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me and the fellas were about to get together and select one of three potential starting weapons, each with their own unique strengths and weaknesses.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

taylor swift attending the chiefs game is proof that music is here to stay

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

At a harakiri ceremony. The guy is in the white robes and he's got a wakizashi. I'm in the third row of retainers on the left farting incredibly audibly

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What was the thing I came over here to post. It was a good bit. What was I thinking of

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 20/09/2026

if I had a Time Machine, I'm not going back to change history, I’m only going back to be in the room where Don Cheadle reveals he’s actually going to have a flawless cockney accent in Oceans 11

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Sororis 🦋 @sororisdoll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we're playing morrowind, i came into town after being attacked and everyone reacted like this

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/09/2026

everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo

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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NEW ESSAY on last week's deluge of Dems embracing anti-trans positions. let's stop fixating on trans ppl & instead recognize that Dems have a cisgender problem. pls share! Medium (friend link): juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats... & Substack (no paywall): juliaserano.substack.com/p/on-democra...

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On Democrats Who Cave in Response to Anti-Trans Attack Ads

and more importantly: a response to all the cis people responding to the way that trans people are responding to said Democrats’ responses

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It seems insane for dems to say, in a country where the winning margins are always 1%, "hey fuck this group of about 1.5%, the 5-10% more people in their communities, and the 5-10% more people who are their friends and loved ones. This will win over all the about 3% of actual undecided voters"

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Genuinely heartbroken that my favourite falafel place has closed, I've been going there for 18 years, one of my longest and most cherished relationships

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i genuinely thought everyone kinda knew all of this

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Canada: "ugh it sucks being the partner of a decaying, spent force that's falling into fascism I just want to traaaade" Five minutes later: "EU looking nice with it tho"

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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

the ancient egyptians invented a lot of things. surgery. monotheism. athleisure. they had adidas tracksuits. the three lines represented the two kingdoms of egypt and the light of Aten, state god of the solar disc. "adidas" is actually a gloss of the original name, "All Day I Declare Aten Supreme"

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm bouncing on it crazy style (on lava holding my smoking ass going "awawawa")

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A magpie dropped a large piece of moss directly on my head that it had fished out the gutter. guess I've been crowned queen of the magpies. i didn't ask for this. I have ADHD. this is the last thing I needed.

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

applying for a job for the first time since transitioning and actually my first time in about 18???? years? Historically I've just walked in and said "hey, you wanted to hire me?" and its worked out fine.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/09/2026

once I saw this and thought “2 years HRT” and I can never unsee it.

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