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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD

@auditboy.bsky.social
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Dog parent. Cheese aficionado. Accountant (not that kind). Not worth following. PDX>ABQ. Formerly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇦.

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But they were all deceived, for a Fifth Loko was made
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Count Yorga @bobbatatt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Made me lol. Pic stolen from @meatbag-hunter.bsky.social
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
16.00 WHTE MINGER
Radical reworking of the classic children's show Black Beauty.
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Star Trek Forever
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Whenever a celebrity is trending
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ugliest trillionaire on earth, I hate this timeline
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’ll group in your chat until my hyper fixation weirds everyone out and they block me
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Bar Flavorful | Pretty Boy Horror | V-stiary @flavorfulvt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Bro they fused the two most mouth-burning foods into one 3rd-degree burn inducing taste bud annihilator.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(alanis morissette demo track)
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/05/2026
Capitalism is cringe and has bad vibes and is chopped. Socialism has aura
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think about this comic all the time.
Comic by drawer of drawings on Instagram. A detective stands in a kitchen that looks like it's splattered with blood. The detective says, mother of god. Nothing human could have done this. In the bottom panel it says, earlier. And there is a dog uneasily holding a ketchup bottle with its paws trying to put ketchup on a hamburger.
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Luke @lukeacl.com · 03/05/2026
a tiramasu shaped as a triceratops and the text says:

babe what's wrong you've barely touched any of your triceramisu
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
stick a vacuum up my ass and suck the sadness
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so that's not how therapy works
text over a picture of a man with a vacuum and a woman in a chair
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Rusty @rustysaber.wuff.id · 14/04/2026
Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 11/04/2026
All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2026
Artemis II lifts off
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CosmoQuest @cosmoquest.org · 02/04/2026
There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Unmedicated ADHD: my plans for today are none of my business
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
time to whip out this bad boy again
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He's gonna lose the breastplates and flash those perk nips. It DOES make sense
Post from SlashFilm, under picture of the Mandalorian (Din Djarin): The Mandalorian And Grogu Features A Key Change For The Star Wars Bounty Hunter (And It Makes Sense)
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Nepo ayatollah.
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
is it just me or are the frlg pidgey sprites cunty af
Pidgey sprite from leaf green with a somehow pursed beak looking like she’s reading my metapod to filth
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
the mouth is the garage of the face
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Discovered Detroit: Become Human this week and it has to be one of the best games I’ve ever played
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A hand in the ass is worth two in the bush
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
YouTubers, I hate to tell you this, but stating the same fact three different ways isn’t an ananlysis
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
some people contain multitudes…i contain six gas station hot dogs
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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
OH MY GOD?!
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Are you telling me a Luke warmed this water?
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I wanna see Jason Crow and Jon Ossof do it
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Close up of filmmaker Werner Herzog seemingly at a premier or event
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
no one’s safe from today’s beauty standards
A snowman with a massive ass.
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 24/12/2025
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
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JaneLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers
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a woman with blonde hair and a white tank top stands in front of a wall
Alt: a cylon
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.
The Grinch Who Stole Bitches
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/12/2025
transgender for every member of your family!!!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Congratulations to TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: The Box of Miscellaneous USB and Firewire Cables You Started Collecting in 2007
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