iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Random dick pics on the internet are kinda eh. They’re a dime a dozen. Friend dick pics however, they just hit different.. 😮‍💨

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 9h

Still afraid the Bermuda Triangle might take me one day. 😟

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 9h

Okay, and by the authority vested in me as Head Twink in Charge by the Constitution and the laws of Bluesky, it is hereby ordered: that Donald J. Trump shall here forth be referred to only as Super Pedo.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 11h

A pocketful of sunshine would hurt so much hey?

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 12h

if you look like this please slide into my dms

A pig person named captain link hogthrob with a cleft chin

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 13h

Going to the comic book store shortly. Anyone need anything?

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 13h

Chat, I hate a live album. I really prefer the studio recordings. If I wanted to listen to the ambient noise and screaming of a stadium full of fans I’d just go to the event.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 13h

who else lay on their side and use their dong as a kickstand when they’re sleeping?

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 14h

Self care is unfollowing/muting/blocking someone harshing your vibe. Don’t be ashamed to curate your existence. 💜

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 16h

Just had a cute little lunch with @mardukian.com and one of our fav people @jbau.bsky.social 🥹🥹😍

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 19h

Anyone wanna be Apple Music besties so I can get recommendations for good music? Don’t look at what I listen to. I’m basic.

music.apple.com

Luke on Apple Music

Follow on Apple Music

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 29/09/2026

henlo from the noah kahan concert ✌️

Luke and James sitting in their seats at the concert

The empty concert hall slowly, filling up with the general area in front and the ladybug area in the middle to the left

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 29/09/2026

toto bidet hitting my hole pulsating with the right frequency the resonance sounds like the sardaukar chant echoing from the bowl

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 29/09/2026

okay but where are my family towel girlies

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 28/09/2026

so happy to see all the over replies. honestly an under reply would’ve been met with hostility.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 28/09/2026

this is one of my forever favourite images btw. here’s the original, the expectation vs reality. it makes me laugh every single time.

An expecting vs reality of hedgehog cake. The expectation is nicely frosted and neat with a cute little button nose. The reality is messy and sparse and uses those teeth candy for the mouth looking wild.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 28/09/2026

we made it to melbourne btw 👋

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

You guys are in crisis. We’re on our way.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

Saw an expensive car today with the plates UNTAXED and honestly, straight to the wall.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

Came up with this concept modelled on the architecture of a glory hole, but it’s called a story hole. So it’s simple, you walk up, press your ear to it, and someone on the other side tells you a short story. Good idea yeah?

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

Watching them swell and grow and pulse while getting wetter and wetter, the slow movement right before they reach capacity and move from a slow drip to a complete release as they unload all of their energy. Clouds are cool!

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

Actually really enjoying this Virgin Island show. There are so many educational and relatable elements. 🥺

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

“Try everything.” - Shakira

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

This is where I skeet from if you even care.

A clearly fake laptop computer with a piece of paper for a screen

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

I am a master of disguise. 🥸

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

This was a mistake. I am wounded. If this is my final skeet, thank you for everything.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

I should change my profile pic to one of y’all’s profile pics just to be more chaotic. Comment below if you consent to this whimsy.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

A fairly common Australian cheese brand just switched from sourcing cheese from New Zealand to sourcing it instead from the USA and adding colouring to make it yellow to match the good grass fed cheese. They’re sourcing cheap, low-quality shit, to maximise profit. Can we not? Please.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

Me to me in their media tab: GET OUT OF THERE CREEP! How many historical photos are you going to like? OMG.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

Google AI while I was googling these lyrics. Thanks, really helpful. The future is exciting.

Query: i've got a house with windows

Al Mode

Al Overview
Having a house with windows and doors means you are set up for entry, exit, and natural light.
If you are working on a project or have a question, tell me:
• Are you building, repairing, or cleaning them?

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

I got a house with windows and doors. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

The worst part of a bubble bath is the bubbles.

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Capt. Luke Hogthrob @lukeacl.com · 27/09/2026

Some people say I look like me dad.

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