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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD

@auditboy.bsky.social
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Dog parent. Cheese aficionado. Accountant (not that kind). Not worth following. PDX>ABQ. Formerly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇦.

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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But they were all deceived, for a Fifth Loko was made
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
More like run and dump
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Count Yorga @countyorga.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Made me lol. Pic stolen from @meatbag-hunter.bsky.social
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
16.00 WHTE MINGER
Radical reworking of the classic children's show Black Beauty.
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My husband did this just today
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My meds. I don’t wanna die.
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy Birthday!!🎉🎂🎈
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Should have have been dinglebert
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Star Trek Forever
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I thought this was a Mitch McConnell skeet in the first half
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What low prices?
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Whenever a celebrity is trending
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ugliest trillionaire on earth, I hate this timeline
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Good middle-of-the-night!
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’ll group in your chat until my hyper fixation weirds everyone out and they block me
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Bar Flavorful | Pretty Boy Horror | V-stiary @flavorfulvt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Bro they fused the two most mouth-burning foods into one 3rd-degree burn inducing taste bud annihilator.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(alanis morissette demo track)
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/05/2026
Capitalism is cringe and has bad vibes and is chopped. Socialism has aura
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Jerry….
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think about this comic all the time.
Comic by drawer of drawings on Instagram. A detective stands in a kitchen that looks like it's splattered with blood. The detective says, mother of god. Nothing human could have done this. In the bottom panel it says, earlier. And there is a dog uneasily holding a ketchup bottle with its paws trying to put ketchup on a hamburger.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 03/05/2026
a tiramasu shaped as a triceratops and the text says:

babe what's wrong you've barely touched any of your triceramisu
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
stick a vacuum up my ass and suck the sadness
out
so that's not how therapy works
text over a picture of a man with a vacuum and a woman in a chair
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Killing the former pope
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Rusty @rustysaber.wuff.id · 14/04/2026
Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 11/04/2026
All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2026
Artemis II lifts off
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CosmoQuest @cosmoquest.org · 02/04/2026
There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Unmedicated ADHD: my plans for today are none of my business
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Lol
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
time to whip out this bad boy again
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He's gonna lose the breastplates and flash those perk nips. It DOES make sense
Post from SlashFilm, under picture of the Mandalorian (Din Djarin): The Mandalorian And Grogu Features A Key Change For The Star Wars Bounty Hunter (And It Makes Sense)
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Meme of a fat cat with the caption “(heavy breathing)”
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Nepo ayatollah.
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
is it just me or are the frlg pidgey sprites cunty af
Pidgey sprite from leaf green with a somehow pursed beak looking like she’s reading my metapod to filth
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Awakemogged
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Geriatric salamander
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
istg there needs to be a mass mute function for them
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
the mouth is the garage of the face
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Discovered Detroit: Become Human this week and it has to be one of the best games I’ve ever played
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
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Human Baymax, CPA, IBS, ADHD @auditboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A hand in the ass is worth two in the bush
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