iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Knowing he is gonna do absolute numbers out there, you send off your bravest soldier to battle, mini sword and martini in hand. That's all he needs to get the job done 🍸 ⚔️ Topa.to/products/kol-minimalist | By @asym.bsky.social! ⚔️

A graphic of a shirt with Miniature Sword & Martini Guy on it from The Kingdom of Loathing. There are a couple of pictures of him in the background, as well as the map of the kingdom.

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions

Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Huh. Feels like the “1,000 meat” bit is gonna confuse so many people.

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For your appetizer weekend in October, may we suggest a pairing of funny and spooky gaming to ease you into the holiday season? Amuse your bouche with our massive discounts!

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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026

# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine the first clown in human history, what that must have been like for everyone else

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's Autumn, which means one thing and one thing only: it's time for video games to go on sale. You can find ours, nice and ripe and ready for purchasing, at your local gamer's markets! store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym www.nintendo.com/us/search/#c...

The cover images for Shadows Over Loathing (a creepy house silhouetted against a giant moon with tentacles coming in from all sides) and West of Loathing (a cowboy with a beer stein and revolver standing in front of a Monument Valley style background).

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'd go grocery shopping but I'm listless

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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I didn't have much of anything to do with this one, but it is *wild shit*

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you don't feel like yourself today, here are some disguises to wear out into the world: - fern burglar - turtle wrangler - foggy apparition - moat monster in training - zamboni driver with dark secrets

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

KoL: October's Item-of-the-Month is now in Mr. Store. Plant the black rosebud and have a daily stroll through your fully immersive, hyper-realistic 3-dimensional rose garden.

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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

playing big walk solo

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Lunar Twilight VA @lunartwilightva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Absolutely fucking hysterical bit to have her just keep coming. Reminds me of Ed the Undying from Kingdom of Loathing.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 28/09/2026

Say you and your friends have a bet going about how has the best skeleton. Or worst? What if you skeleton is aggressively mid. How do you figure that out? Just in time for the Halloween Giving Season we have... Skeleton Trophies topatoco.com/collections/...

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Skeleton Trophies

Prove once and for all how good your skeleton is with these trophies! Official TopatoCo merch at TopatoCo!

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Frank Lantz @flantz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

CONIMG SOON

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's the Festival of Jarlsberg in the Kingdom of Loathing.

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time

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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026

pandioncristatus on tumblr:

Higgledy piggledy,
King Ozymandias
rendered in stone with a
strident decree.
Says our dear traveller
(unsentimentally)
"All that remains is his
foot and his knee."

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh nice! Kingdom of Loathing was included in this good list of fun browser games compiled by Polygon. (The header image for the listicle is actually from Kingdom of Rogueing (zapjackson.itch.io/kingdom-of-r...), which is also free but not browser-based. Close enough, though!)

polygon.com

10 Free Browser Games That are Actually Fun to Play

These 10 free browser games rival anything with a price tag, and none of them need a download.

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polygon.com

10 Free Browser Games That are Actually Fun to Play

These 10 free browser games rival anything with a price tag, and none of them need a download.

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kudos to House House as a studio for staying small and taking their time. That’s how to survive for the long haul. In any event, Big Walk is fantastic and you should play it with three of your friends if you haven’t already!

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's Yuletide in the Kingdom of Loathing.

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Tanya @tanya.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it probably feels so good to get corrupted by power

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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We're getting pretty weird with October's Item-of-the-Month.

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river

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Dungeon Facts @dungeonfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I had a joke about Kingdom of Loathing, but I can't tell it until rollover.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Archimedes Nuts

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting

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Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh man, our video game has both locations AND places!

A screenshot of links to some of our back-end creation tools, displayed as a list of words: item, recipe, adventure, monster, location, familiar, choice, outfit, place, fx, skill, breakfasts, shop, word buckets, misc code, and pvp minis.

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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's the Feast of Boris in the Kingdom of Loathing.

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Two Questions @twoquestions.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Literally draw shitty stick figures. There's a certain charm to that, people have made whole-ass careers out of it! store.steampowered.com/app/597220/W...

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West of Loathing on Steam

West of Loathing — a slapstick comedy stick-figure wild west adventure role-playing game.

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 13/09/2026

Went to the club last night, caught a set by DJ Vu for the first time. Oddly, it felt a lot like we'd danced to all those tracks before.

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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm not sure how I ran across this book, but I'm glad it happened. Just delightful, and I can wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone who likes my work.

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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

trying to make new friends as an adult

Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens

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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

All 1920s celebrity gossip is like "Wendy Williams, star in the picture The Waistcoat, has passed away. Rumors say that it was partly due to the hard-drinking lifestyle she'd cultivated. Co-star Esther Ralston says 'She loved whisky like a goblin loves a cave.' Williams was 14."

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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.

A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.

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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

so i told him "sounds like you're just feeding space pirates to samus" and mother brain started crying

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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Putting the :/ in https://

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637

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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Your boat can only hold two passengers plus a human pilot. You have a wolf, a goat, a horse, a horse thief, the three original members of Fine Young Cannibals, three regular cannibals, a cat, a mouse, a bag of corn, a constantly egg-laying chicken (1 per trip), a wolf-eating cabbage, Sir Walter Rale

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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

See me after class.

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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is a good time to remember that Africa and South America look like a t-rex head when overlapped.

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