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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 56m
The crusaders.

'We make LESS but things cost MORE!' says Girl. 'RETVRN!' cries a crusading Cat. 'To when we made less and things cost the same! Weather is spiraling out of control - with 2 degrees of warming baked in.' 'RETVRN!' cries Cat. 'To weather spiraling out of control with 1.5 degrees of warming baked in' says Girl. 'People aren't going to the emergency room because they're afraid of immigration-' 'RETVRN!' '-they should be NOT GOING because they CAN'T AFFORD IT! Leopards are eating my face=' 'RETVRN!' '- to when leopards were eating YOUR face!' 'RETVRN to 2015!' cries Cat. 'Sound the battle horn!' yells Girl. Cat plays a long golden horn, which blasts out the sound 'GOOD ENOUGH.' 'Now we just wait for an army to assemble,' says Cat. They wait.
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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 49m
I posted a new short story. It's called "You can't sleep here." I hope you like it. www.patreon.com/joeycomeau/p...
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Short Story: You Can't Sleep Here. | Joey Comeau
You Can't Sleep Here Joey Comeau - Up in the tree. Mackenzie caught a glimpse out of the corner of her eye, and something in her brain kept
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 51m
LAST DAY TO GET THE FREE STICKERS WITH YOUR ORDER!!! 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 1h
TODAY'S COMIC: Crabby
PANEL 1: A red-orange crab stands on sand with a blue sky behind him. Next to him is a paper coffee cup with lid and a brown sleeve.
CRAB: Before Coffee: Crabby.

PANEL 2: The same scene.
CRAB: After coffee: STILL CRABBY.

PANEL 3: The same scene, the crab stares at the viewer.

PANEL 4: The crab turns to the side, thoughtfully.
CRAB: …but better able to articulate why.

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TopatoCo @topa.to · 2h
Yeah I was at the Mewtallica concert last night! They played all my favorites, like "Master of Puppies" and "For Whom the Bell Toy With a Feather Tolls". I had a Pabst Blue Kitten at the bar, too... maaan what a night... 🐱 🤘 🐾 Topa.to/beckyandfrank | @beckyandfrank.com 🐾
A graphic of a black shirt with a black and white cat head on it and some lightning strikes next to it, and above it says "MEWTALLICA" in the style of the Metallica logo. Behind the shirt are graphics of pink cat paws, and a photo of a crowd at a concert.A graphic of a tan shirt with a drawing of a cute blue cat head wearing a bow, and next to it are some plants on a stem, and behind it is a red line that goes diagonal stretching from one part of the red frame to the other. It's meant to look like the Pabst Blue Ribbon logo. Behind it is a blurred photo of the beer in a glass and the beer can itself. There are also pink cat paw graphics around the shirt.
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Tom Siddell @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social · 6h
Comic updated: www.gunnerkrigg.com
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Gunnerkrigg Court - By Tom Siddell
Gunnerkrigg Court is a science-fantasy webcomic created by Tom Siddell. It is updated online three days a week.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 3h
The past. Sept 25 2018
The past.
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 3h
PSA: "Dark Sorcery" is a bit different from my other AU side comic, "Dark Science High," in that you don't actually have to have read Dark Science to pick it up. It's a fully contained dark fantasy miniseries! dresdencodak.com/2026/09/20/d...
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 3h
COMIC: Lost in Thought
PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, lays on a green grassy hill, with a blue sky with white puffy clouds in the background. FLACO, a green lizard, stands next to Arthur, looking at him.
ARTHUR: Wouldn’t this be a lovely spot to just get lost in thought?

PANEL 2: ARTHUR continues to lay, while FLACO runs out of frame. No text.

PANEL 3: FLACO returns, carrying a thought bubble, tongue out in concentration like it’s heavy. No text.

PANEL 4: FLAVO stands above FLACO, holding the thought bubble over his head, tongue out in concentration. It casts a shadow on ARTHUR’s face. ARTHUR smiles.
ARTHUR (text in the thought bubble): ahhh that’s better.

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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 5h
it's usually gone by sunrise. not always though qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Ghosts! Are they real? Science says no, but the headless bride who walks through walls in my house -

T-Rex: - as if following a floor plan that was lost in a past renovation -T-Rex: - says yes!
Dromiceiomimus: How does she say yes without a head?
T-Rex: Sign language.
Dromiceiomimus: Ah.Utahraptor: You know sign language?
T-Rex: Learnt it for the bride.

Utahraptor: Last question: how does she see YOUR signs without a head?
T-Rex: She doesn't, but I trace letters into her palm.
Utahraptor: Okay. Well. I'd love to meet her, if that's okay.
Narrator: THUS:
Off panel: She's nice, but you must get tired of her excusing herself to use the bathroom, then walking through walls to get to it, but that's your kitchen now and then there's ghost pee in the kitchen.
T-Rex: ...Yeah.
T-Rex: *sigh*
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 22h
Things have been RESTOCKED! Not everything, but some things. Maybe even some things you like? Only one way to find out... 🤔 📫 Topa.to/restock 📫
A graphic of various shirts, a double sided hoodie, and a yardsign that we have restocked on our website. The background is a swirly orange paint-like photo, and there is cyan text that reads "RESTOCK!!!" at the top of the graphic.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
COMIC: Ergonomics
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, sits at a desk in front of a computer, tongue out in concentration.
TEXT: You’ve tried sitting desks!

PANEL 2: GRAMP stands looking up at a computer on a desk at armpit-height.
TEXT: You’ve tried standing desks!

PANEL 3: In silhouette, we see GRAMP running on a treadmill attached to a standing desk.
TEXT: You’ve even tried treadmill desks! But have you tried a HAMMOCK desk?

PANEL 4: We see GRAMP asleep in a hammock tied to a tree. A margarita and newspaper are on the ground.
TEXT; “Hammock desk! …Just give up!”

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 29/09/2026
Here's a wigu.club comic from a couple months ago about that friggin guy you can't take anywhere.
RESTHAVEN FUNERAL HOME
Jeffrey is welcoming mourners: Yes welcome, welcome. I'm so sorry for your loss.
My condolences yes.

Suddenly Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson appears. He is wringing his hands in anticipation. 
Jeffrey: Oh thank you for coming, Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson. There is a seat reserved for you over in that section.

Jeffrey gesturing toward a sign that says ABSOLUTELY NO LAUGHING. Jeffrey: You may be interested in this new sign we have.

Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson mopes away. Jeffrey to a mourner: We have to do this to protect him.
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 29/09/2026
THE BEAST
a photo of a big fat ground hog, perfectly shaped & sized.
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 29/09/2026
ATTENTION: EVERYONE GET MORE GAY, BECAUSE IT'S KATE LETH'S BIRTHDAY ✨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💋 Kate has heated many rivalries, hannibal'd many lecters, and mothed many a man; and we love them for that. Happy bday Kate! 🎂 💕 Kateleth.com | Topa.to/kateleth 💕
A drawing of Kate Leth's tabby munchkin cat Callie wearing a little purple stripped birthday hat and radiating colorful, powerful energy.
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 29/09/2026
so tiny...
Last Place and Thowner looking itty bitty
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 29/09/2026
if you believe in yourself you can work within the existing constraints imposed upon you to, in some cases, accomplish a subset of your dreams www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Off panel: If you believe in yourself, you can do anything!
T-Rex: ...I can?

T-Rex: I CAN?!?T-Rex: Okay Dromiceiomimus, I believe in myself, utterly and completely, and what I want to do with that belief is get boats for hands so I can walk around and say "wow, these boats sure are handy".
T-Rex: HAND-y, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: I got it, yeah. I guess we COULD make some boat-shaped gloves that -
T-Rex: NO! They have to be REAL.Utahraptor: You want to cut off your hands and replace them with ACTUAL full-sized boats?
T-Rex: I believe in myself!

T-Rex: BUT: they still have to work as hands too. They must be actual boats that are also flesh and allow me sensation.
Utahraptor: How about this: if you believe in yourself, you can do SOME things, not all things. Perhaps not even MOST things.Off panel: But you can do approximately as many things - and perhaps even slightly more - than you could if you DIDN'T believe in yourself.
T-Rex: Okay you know what that's actually WAY more reasonable
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
soup truck operator Keph
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 29/09/2026
heads up everyone: starting next month we are pivoting to cans
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 28/09/2026
Whether you won best skeleton, worst skeleton, or you just participated in skeleton, we know one thing for sure: you deserve a trophy! 🏆 Just in time for competitive skeleton season! I can hear the xylophones now... 🦴 💀 Topa.to/collections/wigu/products/wigu-skeleton-trophies | @wigu.org 💀
A graphic featuring three identical golden statues of skeletons with their hands on their hips, but each plaque says something different. One says "WORST SKELETON", another says "BEST SKELETON", and the last says "PARTICIPANT". In the background is a lit up stage with red curtains and the shadows of the audience's heads, and there are sparkle effects around the trophies to show how shiny and reflective their beautiful bones are.
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Phil Foglio @thephilfoglio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#girlgenius #webcomics #magicthegathering Girl Genius for 9/28 (www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php) Getting ready our next show, which is in L.A. 10/9-11 (scgcon.starcitygames.com/event/scg-co...) We were just in L.A. for Worldcon, but this will be a whole new crowd, because we contain multitudes.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all have that one friend whose granny is a wolf dressed in old timey pajamas. "Granny what big teeth you have" Yeah ok Lisa we've heard it before.
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 28/09/2026
A beloved classic reimagined
Four labelled panels.
The first panel is labelled "Skull Panda", and depicts a drawing of Skull Panda.
The second panel is labelled "Skull Panda 2", and is the same drawing as the first panel, with a scarf added.
The third panel is labelled "Skull Panda Remastered", and is the same drawing as the first panel, but with extreme lighting applied to it.
The fourth panel is labelled "Skull Panda remake". It depicts Skull Panda in an alarming detailed style, with a realistic skull head and a human body and clothes, standing in a detailed grassy field in front of a photo background with a rainbow.
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twist @twist.dog · 28/09/2026
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026
Part 2 - "Darkstar" dresdencodak.com/2026/09/27/d...
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 28/09/2026
Have you finished reading all 4 Oglaf books by @oglaf.bsky.social in all their printed glory? Do you want even more [CENSORED]? Lucky for you, the Oglaf book 5 Kickstarter is LIVE! Go on, check it out you naughty [CENSORED]! 😙❤️ 👉 kck.st/4hETYCZ The first 4 books can be found here! 👉 Topa.to/Oglaf
A graphic showing the cover of Oglaf book 5. It is radiating a glow around it, and the text above the book reads "BOOK FIVE KICKSTARTER IS LIVE!!!". In the background of the graphic is an illustration from the first book that has been blurred out.A graphic with all four Oglaf books. Behind them is the cover illustration from the first book that has been blurred out.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMIC: Unnecessary Pedant!
TEXT: Look out, evil-doers! There’s a new superhero in town! UNNECESSARY PEDANT!

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, looks askance at ARTHUR, a yellow duck, wearing a black eye mask and black cape.
ARTHUR: CITIZEN! I noticed you used “Their” instead of “There” in your e-mail.
GRAMP: Oh, yeah, I noticed that typo JUST as I was hitting “send”…

PANEL 2: ARTHUR points his wing at a defensive GRAMP.
ARTHUR: “Their” is a possessive pronoun, you see.
GRAMP: No, I KNOW: it was just a typo.

PANEL 3: ARTHUR continues, making GRAMP angrier.
ARTHUR: Whereas you shoud’ve used “there” to indicate a place.
GRAMP: I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IT WAS JUST A TYPO

PANEL 4: ARTHUR leaps in the air, showing off his red t-shirt with a “U P” under his cape. GRAMP, now super angry, holds his hands up to his mouth yelling after ARTHUR.
ARTHUR: Anyway, I can see that my correction has done a great service, here! Unnecessary Pedant, AWAY!
GRAMP: NO ONE WANTS THIS

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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another Greatures update where certainly nothing will differ from the usual format... now everyone take a big sip of coffee and dig in: greatures.com/comic/243/
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 28/09/2026
My favourite part of the redesign is this picture of Des Fishman's CTO, Paul Scoville.
Clothed frog Paul Scoville instructs you to LOCK EM DOWN while reading a book
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Tom Siddell @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Comic updated: www.gunnerkrigg.com
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Gunnerkrigg Court - By Tom Siddell
Gunnerkrigg Court is a science-fantasy webcomic created by Tom Siddell. It is updated online three days a week.
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3rd Voice: 158th Scene: An obstruction. www.rice-boy.com , www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/3r... , tapas.io/series/3rdvo...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
true (?) story comix #3 | patreon.com/lubchansky
TRUE(?) STORY COMIX #3
PANEL 1: MATTIE, relaxing with a book, topless. She's reading a big book. A speech bubble floats in from offscreen.
MATTIE: A BEAUTIFUL DAY, TITS OUT AT THE GAY BEACH.
VO: HEY…

PANEL 2: MATTIE turns to look behind her. There is a seemingly cishet couple there, holding hands. They are both incredibly pale and wearing big hats and sunglasses. A Text box points to them.
TEXT BOX: THE BEST I CAN FIGURE, A CIS? HET? COUPLE? 
CIS(?)GUY: DO YOU KNOW…WHAT HAPPENS HERE. AT NIGHT.

PANEL 3: Back on MATTIE. A text box points to her. The COUPLE is in the near foreground.
TEXT: KNOWS THE ANSWER IS "FUCKING AND SUCKING"
MATTIE: I AM NORMALLY ONLY HERE DURING THE DAY.
MAN(?): OH. OKAY.

PANEL 4 : MATTIE looks away. The COUPLE in the background are beamed up back to their spaceship.
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 25/09/2026
We're a little early, but we just couldn't wait until tomorrow! Happy birthday @hauntedsink.bsky.social, may your day be soft and your world even softer 🎉 🌎 asofterworld.com | Topa.to/Softerworld 🪶
A comic done in the style of Emily Horne & Joey Comeau's "A Softer World". A photo of Joey wearing glasses and some leaves from a tree next to him is split into 3 panels. Panel 1 reads "Happy", panel 2 reads "Birthday", and panel 3 reads "Joey". At the bottom where the creators names usually are, it reads "someone at Topatoco made this", and under the last panel it reads "go read asofterworld.com".
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 25/09/2026
thank you mothman 🥺
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brand new NVCC license plate covers... With helpful tracking devices auto-enabled by the secret police. buff.ly/jt45FN4
Purple license plate frame labeled "ALUMNI" across the top and "NIGHT VALE COMMUNITY COLLEGE" along the bottom, with a stylized eye logo in each lower corner.
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 25/09/2026
I think you should leaf
Dipper tries to jump into a pile of leaves, but lands on top like it is rock solid. He pulls angrily at a leaf, which turns out to be the ear of poppy, who is sleeping inside the pile.
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today’s really old art was from before I owned a tablet and had to color everything with colored pencils and had to walk to school uphill both ways in the snow www.skindeepcomic.com
Photo of a colored pencil drawing in my sketchbook from 2000
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 25/09/2026
Made a new friend at lunch
A European praying mantis, an introduced species in Canada, hanging out on my white sleeve
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 25/09/2026
Woah, Val & Audrey from @shenanigansen.bsky.social's comic The Boy from Venus have been turned into cute little enamel pins? And are available for pre-order?! AND YOU CAN GET FREE STICKERS WITH THEM?!?! GOODNESS!!! I better tell everyone 🏃‍♀️💨 🐈‍⬛ Topa.to/collections/shen/products/shn-tbfv-pins 🦦
A graphic featuring two enamel pin concept art of Audrey and Val's heads from Shen's The Boy from Venus comic. There are also two fullbody stickers of Val and Audrey standing next to each other and looking cute. The text on the graphic reads "TBFV ENAMEL PINS! Pre-orders end Oct. 1st, Val & Audrey stickers come with pre-orders!". The background of the graphic is blurred out art from the opening page of the comic.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a one-pager, to see if whats up with our fallen heroes of battles prior greatures.com/comic/242/
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 25/09/2026
About 5 hours left to order one of these bad boys! YEAH!
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It’s Olive Time @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i swear, garlic bagels have healing properties. we need scientists studying these around the clock. we could unlock the mysteries of the universe
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 25/09/2026
Kaneeka Forsyth's life is wasting away running the general store in her dying hometown, her vet school dreams shattered by the sudden death of a parent. Maybe one day you'll help her work up the courage to take her life back. Or maybe the two of you will be stuck there together.
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Meredith Gran @meredithgran.com · 25/09/2026
Perfect Tides: Station to Station has been nominated for a Golden Joystick award in the "Best Indie Game - Self Published" category! You can vote for it along with all the other categories here: www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoysti...
Perfect Tides: Station to Station logo with a Golden Joystick shortlisted award badge
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Phil Foglio @thephilfoglio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#girlgenius #webcomics Girl Genius for 9/25 (www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php) The Kickstarter fulfillment continues! Kaja declared that we'll have a "We can see our living room floor again" party when the time comes. I can't wait. This is the last time we do this ourselves. We're too old for this
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
COMIC: Book-Smart, World-Stupid
PANEL 1: DAVE, the cartoonist, stands alone on a yellow-to-green background.
DAVE: I am book-smart, wrold-stupid. Like, when i’m cutting wood with power tools…?

PANEL 2: DAVE holds up a hand saw, and motions behind him.
DAVE: …but my safety goggles are WAAAAY across the room? Like, unreachably far…?
An arrow motions to the edge of the panel: 6 feet, tops.

PANEL 3: DAVE has put down the power tools, puts his hand on his chest.
DAVE: …What do I, with my two masters degrees, choose to do…?

PANEL 4: DAVE uses the handsaw on a piece of wood that is clamped down. Sawdust flies all over. He squints with his tongue sticking out his mouth in concentration.
NARRATION TEXT: The SAFETY SQUINT
DAVE: Like a little idiot.

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TopatoCo @topa.to · 24/09/2026
Today's daily affirmations ❤️ Life is beautiful, and so are these shorts & hat by @stupidtwink.bsky.social. Wear them to remind yourself of the many wonders of this world 🫶 🩳 Topa.to/stupidtwink 🧢
A photo of a man facing away from the camera and towards a flattened dirt path in the forest. The photo has been edited so that he is wearing Stupid Twink Comic's iconic shorts that say "my other pants is a hat" and hat that says "my other hat is a pants". The text on the photo says "My pants is hat... And my hat is pants".
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 24/09/2026
Waiting for something to happen.
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