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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 7h

They should make a resident evil game based on the new movie, and you play as the corpse portion katamari

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 28/09/2026

The unit of measurement for thunder is one peal

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 26/09/2026

Playing the new Control game. Having an intensely negative reaction to the writing! It throws out all of the tone & style built so carefully across first one. That was the stuff I liked! This seems like it will just be kind of a spider-man game with a Control theme pack installed?

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The "Cameraphone" was a revolutionary portable wooden gramophone manufactured in the 1920s, mostly coming out of Germany and Great Britain. Designed to look precisely like a folding box camera of the era, it was the 1920s equivalent of a portable music player. IG: @popmania.es

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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

Cold water and worms, bro a catfish

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 25/09/2026

I heard internet likes to argue lists? I will contribute. 🧵

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 25/09/2026

Getting kicked out of the Absolute Transgression All-Exhibitionist Superorgy because my pervert glasses are "basic bitch shit"

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can’t be the only ‘70s kid who saw that photo of Mitch McConnell and was stopped short by a flashback to the uncanny emptiness I felt the first time I saw a pantyhose doll

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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Michael hates self-advertising and selling stuff, but he's such a wonderful artist and writer. Boost!

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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the truth is we out here

Pictured: Scully and Mulder from X-Files squatting & looking off into the distance. The bisexual flag is their background.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

people talk a good game about giving people flowers while they live but then we forget. Lionel Richie is gonna be fine but he's had to cancel several shows on his current tour because of atrial fib. afib is common but he's 77 so I wanna say in a couple of posts:

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 22/09/2026

"Why?... Why??... WHY can't I SHIT while I EXERCISE??" Now you CAN Pottyflex TM Swole on the Bowl

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 22/09/2026

It is the day when you should watch @electrolemon.bsky.social's whole 9/21 playlist youtube.com/playlist?lis...

youtube.com

9/21 - YouTube

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 21/09/2026

Rappers shouldn't wear sunglasses. If you can't handle the stage lights, squint. If you're offstage, and also not at a beach, what are you even doing. Not letting anyone into your heart, that's what. Get those peepers exposed!

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 21/09/2026

those Paul kids should have been burlap-sacked into the crick before they ever got tall enough to go online

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 20/09/2026

You guys. Great job on the Monument To Me so far. But it's maybe not fashy enough? I know, it's PRETTY fashy. But what if we put in a skin color detector and automated machine gun turrets? Something that lobs grenades? Is there a poison gas that only affects you if you're not wearing my campaign hat

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Some old ones for #batmanday

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 07/12/2025

I don't know who needs to hear this, but... We lost the enrollment list for the Required Listening program

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Watching a kid in my office consume 600mg of caffeine via an electric blue can while I measure out my daily antacid powder into lukewarm sink water. He asks me what the 90s were like. they were loud, you insolent whelp

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 18/09/2026

Went to Resident Evil at the Alamo with @zapjackson.bsky.social . That news item about cutting half the jokes must've been a head feint. Release cut is rife with the things. Very amusing, heavy on the jump scares. Not as intricate or beautiful as Weapons or Barbarians, but still. Recommended.

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 18/09/2026

Problem 1: admin's a bunch of white supremacists. Problem 2: they hire the most weakminded dipshit nazi children to run socials for every agency. Resulting in Problem 3: official govt communication is a racist-ass AI slop poster in which a gucci-wearing South Asian crip(?) is taller than Optimus.

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 17/09/2026

The way I've always heard it is: trapped in an apartment with your corpse, either will eat you. But your dogs wait until the last moment before starvation claims them, then start reluctantly nibbling at your toes, whereas your cats begin eating you immediately and start with your face.

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 16/09/2026

#terriblecomictuesday something I drew roughly 1400 tuesdays ago

guy on right: come now. we can't ALL be smart, funny, talented, attractive, and successful.

guy on right: in fact, only I can be all these things simultaneously without exploding.

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 15/09/2026

Imagining a voter for whom the last straw is Kash Patel sitting before Congress chuckling about how he's filling the FBI with literal dogfuckers, and another voter for whom that testimony is only reinvigorating their love of the administration, and these two are having a nice civil debate about it

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 14/09/2026

When butterflies are flapping they look like the most ramshackle motherfuckers alive. When they switch to gliding, they give more of a wright bros vibe. Still rickety, but achieving a brief moment of concord. Then they land and immediately become a flawlessly poised supermodel.

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We should start calling these Cronenburgers

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 14/09/2026

Macklemore can open for me if he wants. Might need to use his booking guy to line up our stadium tour tho (mine mostly does 300-400 caps that are bars with potentially also a bbq counter).

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"More than anything, what stood out to me about the process of photographing these devices was geography: they exist at the boundaries of rich neighborhoods like Piedmont to track who enters; they exist embedded in poor neighborhoods to track the people who live there. Place exposes their purpose."

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cara esten hurtle

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 14/09/2026

Jesse Plemmons should get knighted and open a fruit stand.

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 13/09/2026

Just saw a large baby on board sticker but tilted to sit square on the bumper and it's like oh man, you should not be driving a car

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 13/09/2026

Went to the club last night, caught a set by DJ Vu for the first time. Oddly, it felt a lot like we'd danced to all those tracks before.

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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Some people think breakfast for dinner is CRAZY of course they don’t understand the concept of trans people or womens rights.

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen

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sam @samthielman.com · 11/09/2026

Going out for some mini muffins

A plate of mini muffins next to a sign reading “In remembrance of those we lost on 9/11
the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 - 9:15am.”

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 01/05/2026

New for your May Day: I wrote a song about when IT happens. frontalot.bandcamp.com/track/common... And there's a playable RPG music video for it. frontalot.com/loot

an album cover for the digital single.
The text MC FRONTALOT is at top, COMMON LOOT at bottom.
Center is a large pixel-art inventory grid loaded with vendor trash.

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bootsriley.bsky.social @bootsriley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I Love Boosters is coming to cinemas in UK, Ireland, France, Brazil, Mexico, Spain, Germany, Italy, Australia and more in October and early November. I wanna see you there that opening weekend.

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 10/09/2026

Got a neighbor around the corner who often leaves good stuff out front in a giveaway pile. I grabbed this hat that will almost certainly get me into math conversations that I can barely understand.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026

It’s 9/11 eve, don’t forget to racially profile yourself and put out those little three ounce bottles of shampoo for TSA Santa

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

everyone is saying saying Bush did 9/11, Bush did 9/11, Bush did 9/11. lots of credit for doing 9/11 to a big faker. George W. Bush, folks -- bad president, very bad businessman. actually i did 9/11. flew the plane into the South Tower very strongly. everyone said you couldn't do 9/11. but i did it

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

it's wild his full name was entertainment entertainment cummings

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 08/09/2026

I didn't go look up the RT but I promise this movie is absolutely great

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm co-hosting this excellent show tonight with Joyelle Nicole Johnson, who has recently returned from a summer of traveling the globe! Let's do this!!!

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Frankenstein's Baby

Frankenstein’s Baby - Monday, September 7 - 7:00pm Doors / 7:30pm Show

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You still have time. Everyone should check their voter registration prior to the midterms.

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