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@asterallday.bsky.social
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(they/them) the boi of your dreams. trekker, cookbook author, sex educator. Wife Guy to @avoidanceparty.

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Mythical Magpie (she/her) @mythicalmagpie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, because I needed extra whimsy this week, I gifted myself a #sylvanianfamily set. I wanted one ever since I was a little kid. And I decided I wanted to take them for a photo shoot but also needed to go to #Ikea They had these adorable little sets in one of the rooms so I had a photo shoot!
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if I don’t become an Elton John impersonator, I feel like ballet’s impact on my aesthetic will drive me towards a parallel path
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
daily affirmation: everything will work out for me this October because I am hot and insane
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today, I’m teaching my first ballet class since 2019. My first class since top surgery, HRT, and a legal name change. Despite everything, it’s still me.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how i feel at work
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
pumpkin spice is diet masala chai
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i dont care if your ugly or suck at something you dont get to hate yourself. cut that shit out
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026
what if we kissed at the fuck shed
A metal shed with the words “FUCK SHED” written on it with spray paint. There’s also a giant dick drawn on the side of the shed.
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And that’s why I’m going to do the goofiest drag I can possibly imagine, just for me.
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janekiller pain @spiderdork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"trans rights are human rights" doesn't really cut it when libs have decided that human rights arent all that important actually "trans rights or else" hits them where they actually give a shit: themselves
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Feral Kwe -- Elidibus Truther @feralkwe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scarleteen is, IMO, the best sex, health, and relationship education site on the internet. They've striven to provide the best science-based help and resources for longer than some of you have been alive, and continue to do so. They are so worthy of your help if you're able.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My sex educator take is that a person who can’t treat a cat respectfully should never be granted access to your naked body.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me working on building the garden trellis
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
They all LAUGHED at me until a) I covered my walls in deeply silly covers for fictional comics and b) my PENIS turned into a FISHING POLE
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 11/09/2026
curated meme by Admiral Janeway @AdmiralKatfish on Facebook; first panel is Garak, with caption: Ya' basic; second panel is Dukat, with caption: Is that a human insult? third panel, Garak responds: Indeed and a devastating one; fourth panel, Garak continues: You're devastated right now
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Robin Brooks @assumptionprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can just have a dumb idea and a week later have a bunch of stickers of it and this is dangerous power for me to have
a sticker I made that says "create more yuri" in lesbian flag colors followed by "trans your boyfriend" in trans flag colors
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She was rare, like a goth snorkeling.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's two things, to me: 1) trans rights matter because trans people matter and deserve rights, not just because failing to stand for trans rights is a bellwether for inauthentic progressivism more broadly 2) if you can't be trusted on trans rights you can't be trusted on anything
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
everyone. stop what you're doing and look at this precious baby.
a sloth hanging off a branch eating an ear of corn. their eyes are closed and they seems happy, munching away.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 10/09/2026
this is where I post from
a sign with some letters out leaving only HOT ASS
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just leaving this here for no particular reason whatsoever.
screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space Nine featuring Garak. He's pointing as if making a conversational point. The text in the black says "There's a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person."
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s nothing I can say that won’t feel trite. I’m still here, and I want you to stay here too. I promise these feelings don’t have to be forever.
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI can’t rest a hot tart pan on its forearm in a moment of forgetfulness and write about the experience, and that’s why my book is better than anything it can churn out
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Mike Chen @mikechenwriter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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Rom Quotes Karl Marx: Workers of the World Unite
Alt: Rom Quotes Karl Marx: Workers of the World Unite
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The reason for the season
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The hidden question behind all trans “issues” is simply this: Do you own your body? Or does the state?
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I laughed at Brun in Questionable Content for asking “how many croissants could I get for $1000?” But every time I get tip cash from performing, it’s straight to Butter Block Bakery for me.
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 03/09/2026
8yo: how much will you get paid to write your book Me: uh, I don't know. Authors are paid in royalties so each time someone buys the book they get like $2 8yo: that seems like a bad deal Me: I dunno, what if my book sells a million copies? How much would I make? 8yo: well that's not gonna happen
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Girls just wanna have none (of your unsolicited advice)
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 02/09/2026
i want to know that the people i watch are real actors. i want to know that the words i'm reading were written by an author. i want to know that the strokes on a canvas were painted by a real human. i simply refuse to believe that the vast majority of people do not also feel this way
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two goblins in a trenchcoat @asterallday.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me come October
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