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samuel mehr

@mehr.nz
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i am a cognitive scientist studying auditory perception at the University of Auckland and the Yale Child Study Center 🇳🇿🇺🇸🇫🇷🇨🇦 lab: themusiclab.org personal: mehr.nz intro to my research: youtu.be/-vJ7Jygr1eg book: WHY WE HEAR WHAT WE HEAR (2028, Bloomsbury)

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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 13/07/2026
This is excellent from Sam Neill - good lessons for academics here as well
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 3h
THE BEAR or New Zealand's only Costco at lunchtime? You decide
Overflowing receipt printer of everyone's orders
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i suppose that's my cue to repost this new york times photo of jonathan haidt standing in the middle of an abandoned playground that i think about all the time
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 10h
I was wrong. It’s happening
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 7h
my 8yo is pals with another 8yo at school they have been trying to arrange a playdate but cannot get it together. one gave the other parents' mobile numbers but the bit of paper got lost. next try, the number was wrong (language barrier??). we will continue trying, for the sake of cuteness
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 8h
i love trade publishing people because they are utterly agnostic to genre. in the same breath it'll be like, we are excited to introduce MY LIFE THROUGH THE REAGAN YEARS, an autobiography for release in September; and next, in a seven-figure deal, look out for ITTY BITTY PRINCESS KITTY: THE MUSICAL
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 10h
Reposting this in honour of all the times we, the back of house, were told to turn our music down by them, the front of house
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 21h
what's your most Boomer-coded opinion? mine is that it should be illegal to sell cars that don't have spare tyres on board guess why I hold this opinion??
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 28/09/2026
Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play. We stopped by recently to see how things were going. Thank you to NYJTL, USTA and Yonex for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve.
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 29/09/2026
I will soon be interviewing candidates for this ~2-year role (22-23 months, actually, for reasons of grant arithmetic) if you are interested in studying auditory perception and music in adults with mild cognitive impairment or mild-to-moderate dementias, all over new zealand, please apply!
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 29/09/2026
the builders working on our place have a recent british immigrant on their crew, so when massive wetas turn up as old timber is excavated away (we live in the bush), the kiwi foreman gently hazes him, giving the expat an "opportunity" to meet some new spiky friends
a few builders holding some of our resident wetas
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 29/09/2026
tenured profs to reviewer 3:
"you can keep your two cents. You look broke" with a doll smoking a cigarette
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 18/06/2026
every time I take one of my kids to a doctor of some kind, all I think afterward is that the people who choose to work in a pediatric specialty are saints
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 28/09/2026
it's important to learn to self-assess in collabs and to learn to notice when it's not gonna work out, such that a project should simply stop today I quit a collab over open access (I don't think we should pay Springer $10K per paper while academia burns; they do) and it was the right move
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 28/09/2026
watched the first 10 minutes of THE INVITE and it's so on the nose that I had to stop so that I could watch it with my spouse (we do get along lol)
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 28/09/2026
<bedtime> Me: night night I love you very much 5yo: <yawns> Me: I love you more than the moon and the stars 5yo, suddenly alert: but dada you don't even love the moon and the stars at all
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 28/09/2026
I appreciate it when colleagues do things with a bit of human kindness. Stop by the office, make a phone call, it doesn't all need to be formal, written messages. Scientists are human beings
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 28/09/2026
senior postdocs on the academic job market:
screenshots from the latest season of British Bake Off of a chef named Mo, he's a tan skinned young man. He's got dark hair falling over his forehead and a beard. He's saying, "I come with a lot of baggage, but it's, like, the good baggage." 
Mo continued, "Like Louis Vuitton baggage."
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 27/09/2026
another day, another bit of evidence that the scientists who willingly hand over proprietary information to AI firms may experience some consequences
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 27/09/2026
I grew up in Cambridge, MA but spent a decent amount of time in Paris as a kid, as my grandparents lived in the 15eme, and let me tell you the pharmacie signs blew my tiny Cantabridgian mind
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 27/09/2026
every few months I read a piece, often in a right-leaning outlet, with the rough premise "Sure, I was a jerk to my children for most of their lives. But why don't they want to hang out with me?"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 27/09/2026
Pro tip, a simple fruit salad is elevated by a bit of colour variation, plus salt, mint, demerara sugar, and citrus zest It also doubles as an opportunity to teach your five-year-old some knife skills
À fruit salad from above
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 26/09/2026
Sunday morning scones
The scones, cooling off
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 26/09/2026
it was so hard to be on search committees during covid, instead of iced coffees all the candidates brought sourdough to their interview
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Vaughn Cooper @vscooper.micropopbio.org · 25/09/2026
FYI to everyone submitting this October NIH cycle You need to re-certify your ScienCV AFTER Sept 26 (tomorrow) for your application or it may not be accepted. Great timing!
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 26/09/2026
maybe it's because I still hold a grudge but my favourite is the entirely illegal one that many, many, many of us have experienced directly: "can't hire them, the spouse might also need a job in our dept"
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 26/09/2026
True story I've parked in one of these spots and was not ticketed
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 25/09/2026
Academic job market advice is always like this:
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 25/09/2026
we were at our neighbours' place last night, and on the table was a paper leaflet, their 8yo had written a story and his teacher turned it into a comic, with genAI what a child should learn from that experience really is beyond me
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 25/09/2026
A futuristic tale of an Kiwi magazine editor who never refrains from saying what he thinks. Russell Crowe stars in WORD CUNT: 2050
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 25/09/2026
am i alone here or does everybody just get several hundred spam messages per week, which they have to sift through manually on a regular basis, because inevitably something important is also buried in there
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Jan Simson @simson.io · 24/09/2026
The most cursed thing I came across in a while: bastardica.mitpit.com Combine and mess up fonts, with support for exporting them as TTF etc
bastardica.mitpit.com
Bastardica
A type foundry for bastard web fonts.
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 24/09/2026
it's been awhile since i recruited someone in Auckland so I'd forgotten how odd academic hiring is at businessified universities a central Recruitment Consultant reached out, assuming they'd just go and find me a new postdoc; I gently explained that no, the search committee would just be me
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[telling people what I work on] Wow that’s so interesting Not if I keep talking about it it’s not
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 24/09/2026
there are many complex ethical and practical reasons for you to forbid students from using AI for scientific writing, and to not use it yourself for scientific writing. the most compelling one is simpler: the text an LLM generates or 'polishes' reads like shit
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 24/09/2026
this post of mild frustration is directed at nobody in particular but: solidarité with expats everywhere, who often deal with bureaucratic nonsense of embassies and high commissions (just had a visa thing returned to us because we sent X instead of Y, when the govt website says to send X and not Y)
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 24/09/2026
eliminating the marsden to create an underfunded replacement ('TRF') led the govt to cap the # of apps from each uni obvious outcome: junior PIs are getting triaged more than senior PIs, so their science isn't even considered. heard today from a junior prof at UoA who didn't make the cut #nzpol
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 24/09/2026
my favourite form of grad student flex: you roll up to lab meeting with pilot data which demonstrates that the study is working exactly as expected, but you didn't tell anyone ahead of time. the lab finds out all at once, together
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Natalie Brito @nataliebrito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My department is looking to hire 3 new faculty members! Please share widely. Assistant Professor - Cognitive: apply.interfolio.com/193975 Assistant Professor - Social Psychology: apply.interfolio.com/193979 Associate/Full Professor - Mental Health: apply.interfolio.com/193984
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Dermot Lynott @dermotlynott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me after being forced to use Microsoft Outlook in the browser
Sign saying “our expectations for you were low, but HOLY FUCK”
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 23/09/2026
is it possible to overdose on Sichuan pepper
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 23/09/2026
after some in-depth discussions with my lab and also drawing on conversations on here, we've edited our new policy on AI usage in my lab feel free to adapt or re-use with attribution, or to reply to tell me how awful this policy is lol
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 23/09/2026
IBM PS/2, baby!!!!
An IBM PS2 with a bar chart on it
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Martin Zettersten @mzettersten.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our department at UC San Diego is hiring a new tenure-track Assistant Professor. Open area, research addressing foundational issues in cogsci using modern computational methods. I love my department, and you will too. Apply!! apol-recruit.ucsd.edu/JPF04633 #cogscisci #cogsci #DevPsyc #PsychSciSky
apol-recruit.ucsd.edu
Assistant Professor in Cognitive Science
University of California, San Diego is hiring. Apply now!
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 23/09/2026
not sure if the scientists involved considered this but perhaps the direction of imitation is reversed, and in fact the opera stars are belting like lemurs
nytimes.com
Video: These Singing Lemurs Belt Like Opera Stars, Scientists Say
Scientists have found singing lemurs, known as indris, and opera singers use similar mouth shapes to create loud, high-pitched calls.
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 22/09/2026
8yo: I'm making a new presentation about Jupiter me: ok cool 8yo: NASA is a reliable source right?
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 22/09/2026
sure looks like Elsevier got hit with a ransomware attack. can't think of a nicer company for it to happen to lol
Kia ora koutou,

 

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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 22/09/2026
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR US
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 22/09/2026
book research takes you to some really odd fact-checking spaces today's one is: does anybody know an astronaut, or somebody who knows an astronaut? my book is not at all about space, but nonetheless, I am wondering what the inside of a spacesuit sounds like. lol where my aero/astro tweeps at
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