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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Claude suck your own dick Sorry, I cannot suck my own dick--I am a computer program with too many ribs.
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asshegoes.bsky.social @asshegoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Final Fantasy 7 made George W Bush run for President.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
IMPOSSIBLE. He's been a perpetual, non-stop source of embarrassment to all decent humans since he first rode down that escalator to declare all Mexicans criminals, drug dealers & rapists. He's the worst thing to happen to our country, EVER.
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 07/09/2026
NEWS! Nigel Farage insists being completely unaware of what his closest aides were doing right in front of him proves he’s ready to run the country buff.ly/K9aqG7P
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Nigel Farage insists being completely unaware of what his closest aides were doing right in front of him proves he’s ready to run the country
Nigel Farage has insisted that being completely unaware of what his closest aides are doing while sitting at the same table demonstrates precisely the sort of leadership Britain needs from its next…
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Kari-Anne Fygi @kafygi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Jim Lippard @lippard.org · 21/08/2026
Turns out that you, in fact, are the one posting AI slop to Bluesky. www.reddit.com/r/indianapol...
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From the indianapolis community on Reddit: Where in Indianapolis is this horrifying AI breakfast burrito?
Explore this post and more from the indianapolis community
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Erica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer · 16/08/2026
DRM is bad and should be illegal. Companies have told us for decades now that you're "buying" content but actually creating a lease, instead.
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Don't forget. Don't mess it up. Crow Country is pretty great, more people should visit this absolutely not haunted abandoned theme park.
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asshegoes.bsky.social @asshegoes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Can't find any Eclipse Glasses anywhere. :(
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
4 panel comic 

Panel 1: On the left hand side of the panel a member of the KKK is snivelling like a pissy little baby. A Red Guy and a Purple Guy stand next to him. The Red Guy says to the Purple Guy, “Look what you’ve done”

Panel 2: The Red Guy continues “You’ve upset this poor, sweet racist”
the little KKK bitch whimpers “I don’t even feel like lynching a black person”

Panel 3: The Red Guy goes on with disgusting sympathy “He doesn’t even feel like lynching a black person” 

Panel 4: The Red Guy says “And that’s his FAVOURITE thing to do” he puts his arm around the whiny little pointy robed cunt.
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King & Queen Sculptures @kqsculptures.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
you ever sit and think "man humans have to be the dumbest creatures on the planet" How do we have hundreds if not thousands of movies and tv shows about AI ruining the planet and still do it.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 04/08/2026
The phantom limb of the old internet
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 13/07/2026
Does anyone else remember DeviantArt having chat rooms back in the day? Like they had full chat servers you could make an invite people to and then one day it was just all gone.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 10/07/2026
We really should stop calling it "age verification." Because that is not what it is. Call it "forced doxxing" instead. Most people think the concept of age verification and protecting kids online is common sense. So we must rebrand it to reveal its true purpose, which is something they will fear.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Why put your trousers on when you can wear a t-shirt?
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 01/07/2026
NEWS! Nigel Farage calls for 'pure, cold indifference' after Raise the Colours organiser faces trial for making indecent images of children
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Nigel Farage calls for ‘pure, cold indifference’ after Raise the Colours organiser faces trial for making indecent images of children
Nigel Farage has reacted with silent indifference to the news that a member of the Raise the Colours organisation, responsible for hanging thousands of flags from lamp posts, is to stand trial for …
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Vik D Birate @vikdbirate.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is part of the reason the oppressors push for AI so hard, to make ppl question hard video evidence. "Reasonable doubt" is about to become one of the most annoying phrases you'll ever hear
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Look, Americans, British homes aren't designed with air conditioning in mind. Our architecture values other things: heat retention, space management, trapdoors, automated breakfast-serving mechanisms which can be operated by a literal dog
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/06/2026
Everything is like this now One of the battles of our generation will be to destroy all efforts to dismiss truth as a central ingredient for how we process the world I remember when JD Vance said he doesn’t regret lying about Haitians because ‘it started a conversation’ It’s why I hate GenAI too.
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Gautam Kambhampati @gautampk.com · 27/06/2026
Another Waymo hits a biker. On the Old Kent Road. Waymo turning right. Bike going straight with right of way…
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
who's on first: explained - fake yt thumbnail
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Dimitra Rizou @ahoyuniverse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Protecting women #cartoon
A cartoon of two protestors with English flags who are shouting at an injured woman entering a victim support centre with the caption 'was it an immigrant or did you deserve it?'
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"your brain isn't fully developed until you're 25" is a myth, stop believing it and repeating it I'm begging
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You know what games they should re-release, are those Lord of the Rings movie tie-in games that came out on the PS2. Those were the shit.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The internet used to be so fucking good, man
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Less than a decade ago
Guardian article from 2017

Theresa May plans to let people change gender without medical checks

Speaking at Pink News awards dinner, prime minister reiterates her commitment to improving trans rights

Photo of May, with caption: Theresa May delivers a speech at the Pink News awards held at One Great George Street, London.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BBC, with a cheeky smile, normalises the practice of avoiding paying four actors and a wardrobe and costume department. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/05/2026
Any time anyone ever tells you that the biggest companies in the world wouldn’t waste hundreds of billions of dollars on AI, show them this. This is the core profit center of one of the largest tech companies in the world, and it’s run like a sloppy pre seed startup in the web3 era
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 22/05/2026
NEWS! 'Protect our women' crowd surprisingly comfortable publicly abusing women who make decisions they don't like newsthump.com/2026/05/22/p...
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‘Protect our women’ crowd surprisingly comfortable publicly abusing women who make decisions they don’t like
Britain’s self-appointed “protect our women” brigade has confirmed that women absolutely deserve protection and respect, right up until the precise moment they do something mildly inconvenient or m…
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
HAVE STRONG OPINIONS!

ARE THEY BASED ON REALITY?

THEY

UPON

BASED

HOW I

FEEL

IN MY

HEART.

I'M TERRIFIED THAT IF I RESEARCH AND FORM OPINIONS BASED ON REALITY, A WEDGE WILL BE DRIVEN BETWEEN ME AND MY COMMUNITY AND I WILL LOSE MY

FRIENDS

ANDFAMILY
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 19/05/2026
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
[talking shit to 8 spiders] bitch I’ll eat you in my sleep
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I bought my little niece this Paddington Bear toy which talks when you squeeze it, but now my sister's dog has got hold of it and is savaging it ruthlessly while it says things like 'I wonder what adventures I shall have today!' and 'I'm your friend!'
A lean brown and white dog absolutely menacing a Paddington Bear toy, hurling it into the air.Again, the dog savaging the Paddington Bear toy, which is this time on the floor.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 15/05/2026
did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy mother's day to single men with pets. I see you.
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is section 28 again btw. Not teaching that trans people exist as fact, when it is a fact, is a ban on teaching about us.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 27/04/2026
Over 50% of American adults can't read above a 6th grade reading level, and this is an absolutely catastrophic civil rights crisis with implications for every facet of individual and collective life, including processing political statements by politicians, doctors, and so on
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Izmi @izmni.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 05/04/2026
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Captain Foxx @captainfoxx.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.
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