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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨

@micah.pet
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💣 Antifa "terrorist" 💣 👴 35 🔞 NO MINORS 🦨 Licorice-scented stinkweasel 🐐 Ave Satanas ΘΔ Literal Critteral 🌈 Queer af 🔫 zoo/pedo not welcome here

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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 10h
I watched episodes of Star Trek TNG and Voyager, and it got me thinking... you know... someone, somewhere, has a fetish for being assimilated by the Borg.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 13h
Fill me full of eggs.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Velda Waterboer, a first grade teacher in Namibia known for her TikTok‘s about classroom life shared a video about “private parts“
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 17h
feels weird being followed by someone whose entire feed is watersports furry porn but then you look and they're a teenager with "feral dni" in their bio so you gotta show them the door. I mean they probably have all the hashtags muted so they can't see my feral reposts. But still...
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lenny @lennguine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
attack on @fourleafisland.art
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 20h
Someone should draw a scene like this, but make it like an "I Spy" or "Where's Waldo" with dozens of pine martens and you have to see how many you can find.
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🔞 WeirdusReptus 🐁 @weirdusreptus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CW: #Feral | #Oviposition I realised I’d never posted this artwork, anyway, a sable laying eggs. His name is Zibelino and he’s been "cursed" to lay eggs. #FeralNSFW #FurryNSFW #FurryArt
a grey and white sable laying eggs, he's happy.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 29/09/2026
I'm thinking I should voice chat with my friends more often. Some of yall have really cute voices, I bet.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 29/09/2026
I've been tuned out of the news for a few days. Have his cankles exploded yet?
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
Literally puppy
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katotonic @katotonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wolfies
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Hyperion @hyperionskunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A skunk showed up at the local festival (naked version) "I wonder what we have here — delicious food, interesting people... Oh, I should take a photo for the memory" #furry #furryart #furrynsfw #skunk
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
I only get 30 minutes for lunch, I have jalapeño egg burritos that only cook for 1 minute each, and my coworker had put a whole damn lasagna in the microwave for 15 minutes.
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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit. I'd have so much power with this pin. I'd melt people on sight.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
pov: im stealing ur egg
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
I cannot stop thinking about e g g
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Zephyri Wolf @zephyriwolf.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Zephyri explains it all #furry #fursuit
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
I just found out that a lot of Hermitcraft members are just as cracked at musical instruments and singing as they are at building in minecraft.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
I have reached the age where I am extremely horny and also ow my back hurts and I'm eepy.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 21/03/2026
She is the finest of naked weasels.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
Customer comes in to my store looking for an item. I search the aisles and the app to find it, but we don't carry it. I ask the customer if his app is set to shop at the correct store. He goes "oh I asked ChatGPT and it said that you had it." Bruh.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 27/09/2026
CNBC says Meta's "Muse" is helping them cancel subscription services. Two things. 1: why the FUCK is anyone giving Suckerberg's AI access to their bank statements? And 2: One billionaire's AI is directly attacking other billionaires' entire business models. The irony is hilarious to me.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 27/09/2026
feeling insatiably horny, time to deploy the tactical arcanine pussy.
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lameboast @lameboast.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Letting out one little spurt can't hurt, right? Surely Rose can keep control and not totaaally wet herself... 🎃 Comm for PotatoTime on FA 💕 #omorashi #wetting
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna wait and hope for the eventual DVD release of this, because I doubt even my gargantuan bladder can handle sitting in a movie theater for 4 hours. I peed a whole ocean out during Avengers: Infinity War.
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Wafpaf Artist Feral & Furry Wolf Art @wafpaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amazing paws for Jakaso98 ! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ #paws #feralart #pokemonart
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dogs at the Rescue Center get to pick their own toy 🧸
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 26/09/2026
Accidentally added an ai slopper to the weasel list for like 2 minutes. Dunno how I missed that all the images in its gallery were ai generated, but it's gone and blocked now. My bad.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 26/09/2026
Bop It! Twist It! Pull It! but it is a rock-hard throbbing fox cock.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 26/09/2026
I really just need naked wolverine girls.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 26/09/2026
I want to meet and hug my friends at some point before I die.
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𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐳 𝐍𝐮𝐭𝐬 @coopergulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is great XD I had to make a gulo version
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 26/09/2026
I am dooking SO MUCH right now!
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topshelfheavy 🔜 MAW'26 @topshelfheavy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MAJOR WIP comm, but new fisher!! wiiiide < o . o >
Fisher fursuit head WIPFisher fursuit head WIP, facing forwards
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Treat 🦦🔆 @treatriverotter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m almost as tall as the buildings in the city! 📸: www.furtrack.com/p/2110371 🧵: @tinywyvern.com 🔆 Praise the sun! 🔆 #FursuitFriday
A multicolored otter fursuiter stands on a piller in front of the downtown Pittsburgh skyline
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/09/2026
I need a shirt that says "I 💛 PEEING" but the 💛 is actually a bladder full of pee.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/09/2026
Woah, some mustelpussy on my timeline! #feralnsfw
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/09/2026
This tiny motherfucker just took like 4 hours out of my day.
Me giving the finger to a tiny hole in a ruptured bicycle inner tube.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 24/09/2026
And guess who is now stranded at freaking Walmart because he overestimated his other bike's state of charge? At least I can charge it here. And have a nice yummy hot honey turkey sandwich at the same time.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 24/09/2026
Welp. There go my plans for today. 🙃
Bicycle tire got punctured while I was riding.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 24/09/2026
I'm touching my penis right now, if anyone wants to join me.
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🍁🪵 Cider 🪵🍁 @cidercollie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
can I get uhhhhh… double patty collieburger w/ extra cream
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Nik Raccoom 🔞 @nikraccoom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's this time of year again~ 😏🦨🔥
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Hyperion @hyperionskunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Lazy day" A cozy room with a fluffy skunk Nsfw version #furry #furryart #skunk
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 24/09/2026
Youtube recommended me a right-wing ai slopaganda channel that has 350k subscribers but the videos rarely crack 200 views. Even their fake ai subscribers don't like watching their fake ai bullshit lmao.
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Belly Nips McGee @grumpcorg.ed.dog · 20/09/2025
skunk nut #nsfw #art #furryart #skunktember
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 22/12/2025
*looks at you*
a naked female skunk with purple eyes, one eye covered by her white hair, her hand on her hip, looking seductively at the viewer, on a bright red background
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 23/08/2026
I need a spade and tummy nipples right now. Preferably my own, but yours will do.
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