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Noah Antwiler

@thespoonyone.bsky.social
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I noticed that "Order of the Sinking Star" just came out, the new game from the dev of "Braid" and "The Witness." And... I dunno, man, just from the still images I'm not sure this game is for me. I'm not blown away by the presentation here, which seems to be mainly block-pushing puzzles.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I started playing Star Wars: Galactic Racer, and it's pretty good. What's weird about it is that there is a story mode to the game, but the story is just kind of... nothing? You play a guy who joins a new racing league, and one racer in particular is kind of a dick. That's it.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What's that dance they're doing on the poster? It looks like the Monkey.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think my favorite episode of Star Trek TOS (but not the best) is "Mirror, Mirror." I've always loved the concept of the evil Mirror Universe. It made me want to write something about humanity discovering a parallel universe and discovering that we were the "evil" side. But then South Park did it.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dunno. I've already watched TNG and DS9 on my own, and I'm really not interested in watching Enterprise. I've never been able to get into Voyager, either; I just don't like the ensemble cast at all. I might be done with Trek for the time being.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At last, we're at the final episode. I actually love this one. Bill Shatner has to act "like a woman." It's comedy gold.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SPACE LINCOLN!
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've reached the episode where the Enterprise is taken over by Space Hippies. The show has reached a low point where it's actually kind of uncomfortable to watch. I do not remember the show being this bad, but it's *bad*.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've reached the episode "The Mark of Gideon." It's at this point that Memory Alpha says the show had gotten so bad, producers were starting to quit. And apparently dealing with Roddenberry was totally unpleasant for everyone. The show is actually kind of hard to watch by now.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Next episode is "The Empath," which is shot so cheaply, the entirety of the alien planet is simply a black void. Shooting this series must have been a nightmare.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was curious about some of the Trek episodes I've been watching, so I started reading Memory Alpha entries on them. Apparently both Shatner and Nimoy were notorious assholes on-set, and nobody liked working with them, even permanently scaring off several guest directors.
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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gandalf suggested Moria because he'd heard Balin had gone there, and most orcs in the Misty Mountains were wiped out at the Battle of the Five Armies. As far as anyone knew, there were probably dwarves in Moria, and probably not orcs.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, from what I recall, nobody really knew what was going on in Moria. But I think most people believed that the situation there was pretty dire, considering nobody had dealt with the Balrog, and nobody had heard from the last Dwarven expedition that went there.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I started playing the "War of the Ring" board game with Miles. Miles is playing the Fellowship. We're a few turns in. In this retelling of "Lord of the Rings," Gandalf the Grey abandons the Fellowship immediately after the Council of Elrond and runs back to the Shire to mobilize the Dwarves to war.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let's see, what other costumes does the studio have that we can steal? GREEK ONES! A planet full of Greeks! Brilliant!
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my god, these spacesuits.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Klingon makeup in the original Trek series is just so bad. They're all smeared in this muddy brownface, patchy and unevenly applied. Hi-def does this show no favors sometimes.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching another episode of Trek where the Enterprise plays host to an alien ambassador so twisted and weird that the mere sight of them causes permanent, violent insanity. That is, unless you're a Vulcan wearing red goggles. I love this concept. It's great.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yet another episode involves the Enterprise trying to divert an asteroid from destroying a colony of "Indians" which, again, just happened to evolve on another class-M planet. But isn't that a violation of the Prime Directive? Either old Trek has a terrible grasp of the Prime Directive, or I do.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a concept that worked much better in "Sliders" (my all-time favorite show!), because these "what if" questions are much better answered with alternate history scenarios, as opposed to just coincidentally discovering ANOTHER M-class planet that JUST SO HAPPENED to develop just like Earth.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I imagine they must have been desperate to keep the budget low, because most of the episodes are clearly filmed on the backlot using borrowed studio costumes. It kind of reeks of desperation by the time we reach the gangster episode.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was just going to mention that one, with the cavemen worshipping the Constitution (where did that even come from?!) and the insane starship captain who murdered hundreds of people with one hand phaser. *Unbelievably* bad episode.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been marathoning the original "Star Trek" series. The writing quality dropoff from the first season to the second is quite noticeable. Frankly, I'm amazed it got picked up for a third season. The many episodes where Kirk deals with the Prime Directive are almost all hilariously bad.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And that's where I think the problem lies. The game is heavily reliant on the dodge/parry combat, and there is a *lot* of it. It gets repetitive and tiring in the first playthrough alone. I'm frankly too exhausted and bored with the combat to go through the game a second time. I'm burned out.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I understand what you're saying about multiple endings being common, but I think there's a difference between having multiple endings, and being forced to play the entire game several times to experience the complete narrative. As it is, you just don't get the full story in one playthrough.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wasn't aware that getting the actual ending of "Silent Hill f" required three complete playthroughs of the game. That's ridiculous, to expect players to grind through your game that much just to experience the full story. It makes me not want to finish it even a first time. Am I wasting my time?
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can haz ur lunch plz?
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is up with the scarecrow puzzle in "Silent Hill f?" Is it just poorly translated, or what? The clues don't seem to correspond accurately to the correct scarecrow in virtually every case.
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ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every hour until 3pm ET on the official ROH YouTube channel, we’ll release a FULL MATCH featuring PAC from AEW and the ROH archives. Today, we mourn. But we also celebrate his life, his passion, and the unforgettable moments he gave us.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...
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All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin
Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley
began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling
organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-
flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite
Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed
in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our
condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really don't see how fans can get Big Mad at the movie for giving the videogame plot the middle finger. Even fans have to admit that even when the games were good, they were still ridiculous schlock.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Resident Evil" is not too bad, as long as you're aware going in that it is really a gore-comedy that treats the source material with utter contempt. This is actually a wise decision by the director, because the source material is, for the most part, stupid garbage. #ResidentEvil
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I met Mr. Garriott a long time ago, before the introduction of LLMs. He never seemed the type to take the easy way out when it came to a creative venture. This is very sad news to hear. If I still had his ear I'd urge him to reconsider this direction, but sadly I don't feel it's my place to do so.
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
youtu.be/sJkfhgG1Yms Botchamania 537! All In, Mistico/Kommander, nepo-babies, AEW podcast disguised as commentary, dodgy tables, haunted chairs, Ridge Racer music, talking too much, dead air, that one song from Chef Aid, and everything else keeping wrestling sane.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Um, actually, the passenger was *blown* out the window. Learn how air pressure works, idiots.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thought they were fun. I think many of the complaints are perfectly valid, but I also think people were way too hard on the project. A lot of people had a knee-jerk reaction to things being different and raged against these changes when they should probably just relax.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Performing a long overdue backup of several hard drives. I've put this off way too long.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On my way to see @rifftrax.com Mystery Science Theater 3000... in the theater! I SO EXCITED
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Using an image, show an episode of Star Trek you are sure you’ve seen more than ten times.
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"hey you need to check out joe hendry's "i am losing" face at SNME" oh come on it can't be that bad...
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 07/09/2026
I feel like more people should be upset about the fact that the president of the United States is completely out of his fucking gourd. Dangerously, obviously insane. And he still has the power to launch a nuclear holocaust within minutes.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I accidentally punched this huge melee threat off the edge of the map, which removed him from the combat completely. I didn't even know you could do that.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It seems the glitch also affects the Medbay screen as well. If you can't pay the cost of treatment, you can't back out of the screen.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm liking "Zero Company" fine so far, what little I've played of it. The Steam discussions appear to be full of bellyaching, for some reason. There are visual stutters here and there, but hopefully everything I mentioned will be patched out soon.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm having some kind of glitch crop up in "Star Wars: Zero Company" (PC) where I can't back out of the Armory menu. Nothing works, not the ESC key, nothing. You have to force-close the game entirely. Anyone else running into this?
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Two idiots do research for a history report and Napoleon goes bowling.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A wizard decides to ruin a little man's life for no real reason. Dwarves embark on a quest to kill a dragon, only to let some other guy do it.
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A starship passes through Hell while folding space. But we don't really get to see that.
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