Sign in

Anschel

@anschel.bsky.social
283 followers 112 following 920 posts

😻

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Anschel
Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4h
Nepo baby won fat bear week 🙄
231333
Reposted by Anschel
Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 3h
Thank you, President Trump, for making new rolling stock cost $1 billion more it should. We salute you for making the US' transit cost crisis even worse. 🫡
1235
Reposted by Anschel
Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3h
Yes plz
10692
Reposted by Anschel
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
13692721535
Reposted by Anschel
Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 19h
grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome
a sheep with its head up and with its head lowered to graze, showing the freaky eyeball thing
10501131
Reposted by Anschel
Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spinsters
145280
Reposted by Anschel
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cartoon pigs are a psy op against real pigs who are intensely emotional and intelligent animals but are depicted in cartoons as pervert buffoons stealing attention away from better, funnier characters, which in turn gives us moral permission to eat Ham Lunchables
519216
Reposted by Anschel
eevee @eev.ee · 20/09/2026
cool art! quick lore question though: is your character jewish, or did you give your fantasy setting a historical anti-masturbation movement that led to the widespread surgical alteration of newborns' genitals
38111
Reposted by Anschel
eevee @eev.ee · 25/09/2026
if the interviewer brings coffee you automatically get their job
0301
Reposted by Anschel
eevee @eev.ee · 26/09/2026
also like a week ago i had a vet tech spend twenty minutes getting his urine or something, notice i was calling him "he", ask if he's a boy, then call him "she" again anyway. they're forcefemming my cat
1311
Reposted by Anschel
eevee @eev.ee · 29/09/2026
discord should sell Double Nitro that lets you turn off everyone else's nitro stuff. hire me for more good ideas like "don't run ads for sports gambling"
354257
Reposted by Anschel
Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 29/09/2026
I love this. (and the people following the #linguistics tag need to see it too)
39528
Reposted by Anschel
Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a very common phenomenon is people rejecting the conclusions of propaganda, but accepting the premises. you can passionately disagree about how the trans problem should be handled, and it will still keep you from asking "what do you mean, 'trans problem?'"
525774
Reposted by Anschel
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
Moed Tov! Суккот муборак! Today I joined Rabbi Shlomo Nisanov in Kew Gardens to distribute free food to New Yorkers in honor of Sukkot. Thank you to Rabbi Nisanov for the reminder that community and service deepen our most joyful holidays.
514263658
Reposted by Anschel
A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
963600653
Reposted by Anschel
Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of the major bummers of renting is having all your appliances chosen by "sort price low to high"
1483
Reposted by Anschel
Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm beside myself. Studies consistently show that when rapists hear *jokes* about rape, **they** believe IT IS ALL MEN & feel safe to rape. What do you think rapists think when they say "want in on this gang rape?" AND YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP THEM.
429851
Reposted by Anschel
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Often the first member of a marginalized group to get to higher heights is the one to throw the other members of their group under the bus. Most of the first female prime ministers and leaders were very conservative. I wouldn’t be surprised if the first female president of the US were Republican.
1627917
Reposted by Anschel
Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
1133539563
Reposted by Anschel
Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 28/09/2026
A beloved classic reimagined
Four labelled panels.
The first panel is labelled "Skull Panda", and depicts a drawing of Skull Panda.
The second panel is labelled "Skull Panda 2", and is the same drawing as the first panel, with a scarf added.
The third panel is labelled "Skull Panda Remastered", and is the same drawing as the first panel, but with extreme lighting applied to it.
The fourth panel is labelled "Skull Panda remake". It depicts Skull Panda in an alarming detailed style, with a realistic skull head and a human body and clothes, standing in a detailed grassy field in front of a photo background with a rainbow.
141238249
Reposted by Anschel
Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Misogyny is a supremacist ideology. As with all supremacist ideologies, its foundation is strict division: There are some to whom power inheres, & some who are by nature lesser-than & must be dominated. Rejection of the premise threatens the whole & requires strict policing. 2/
337686
Reposted by Anschel
Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Systems built to erase or punish trans folks - esp before they become adults - aren't rooted in "protecting" anyone, but in the imperative to maintain male supremacism. For men to be dominant it must be clear who & what a man is. Like all supremacist ideologies, it's evil. 6/
329056
Reposted by Anschel
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really don’t think that’s the case. I do think that probably these people hate femininity, which they see as weakness. But that doesn’t mean that they are secretly gay or trans. And I think that it does damage to insist that they are. Maybe some are, but definitely not all. 
421378160
Reposted by Anschel
Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 28/09/2026
bewildered cishets, emboldened by bathhouse renovations, are exploring ever further east at riis
2331
Reposted by Anschel
Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
264637754
Reposted by Anschel
victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seattlite here with some expert knowledge - not a lot of people know this but the coffee actually tastes better if your barista is superior to you
1841527
Reposted by Anschel
Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
803685590
Reposted by Anschel
Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
132493819
Reposted by Anschel
Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep having discussions with mathematicians, artists, etc., where they insist that we should make sure people are valued for being humans, not just their maximum economic contribution or whatever, and I keep wanting to shout... come visit any get-together of the special needs parent community.
727727
Reposted by Anschel
Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*"Farmers" in this case of course meant "aristocrats who owned big estates." But 21st century farm policy is not THAT different from that, so
334620
Reposted by Anschel
Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to make another point here, that I think Faine does an excellent job of highlighting: there isn't anything particularly wrong with putting on sex parties with consenting adults A big issue here is that women are being pressured to attend in order to network *professionally*
14809167
Reposted by Anschel
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just make the pitchers hit again for fucks sake, I want to see weirdly proportioned guys hit dingers 3 times a year not ruin the majesty of creation
1158958
Reposted by Anschel
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
246242445635
Reposted by Anschel
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026
paranormal podcaster: today i’m speaking to a man who says he regularly feels the presence of spirits. mysteriously, two of them appear to be related - a father, and a son. i’m meeting him today in his place of work. richard, hi. catholic priest: sorry what kind of podcast did you say this was?
029762
Reposted by Anschel
Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
899242531
Reposted by Anschel
ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Barbara is fun
20658471136
Reposted by Anschel
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@Julidooty

A deer walked into a store in Colorado. The shop owner gave her some cookies. After leaving the store, she returned after half an hour with her entire family.

(picture of a deer in a small convenience store standing in front of a camera while three more are standing in the doorway in the background)
878998
Reposted by Anschel
In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
329184443845
Reposted by Anschel
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can tell, with all of the explicit ethnic cleansing making everything worse and more expensive, the GOP's next target is just to go all out on gender wars. Everyone on X or Rumble is complaining about nagging women 24/7, with brief respites for holocaust denial. Full 4chan incel GOP incoming.
843520628
Anschel @anschel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I gotta say, Rebecca Watson at Folsom is not something I had on my bingo card. Shows how little you know someone from their youtube videos I guess
010
Reposted by Anschel
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Casting director: ok this is a role for a character who's hard of hearing and very rude Actor: what the fuck did you just say to me? Casting director: perfect
210420
Reposted by Anschel
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alligators have a running speed of 20MPH. Anyone want to guess the running speed of former alligator handler Gavin?
1216432
Anschel @anschel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that is how nonbinary gxrfield would dress...
000
Reposted by Anschel
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how does cuth pube have 1.3K likes
112145
Reposted by Anschel
Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
1072258529
Reposted by Anschel
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That dumbass reality show guy who ran for Mayor of LA is now saying that Mamdani is just being good at governing so that his socialist friends can get elected because people like what they’re doing at which point they’ll start doing bad stuff and that’s just great that’s a tremendous thing to argue
782365189
Reposted by Anschel
Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
like I suspect many of you on This Website, I think a core reason why I find Eliezer Yudkowsky and his rationalist and effective altruist satellites so intensely annoying is because I had a VERY similar “being a super weird, pretentious, hyper-literate kid” experience - I just, you know, grew up.
532608263
Reposted by Anschel
Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
251464234
Reposted by Anschel
shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
3369031780