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Amber DaSilva

@ambericaoffline.beauty
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30 she/her nyc staff writer at Jalopnik AmbericaOffline.93 on signal (for mutuals)

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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 04/10/2026
considering doing something that will either ruin my life or be cool. unclear which way it'd go
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/10/2026
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/10/2026
i should learn to sail
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/10/2026
i am going to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) establish residency inside a daimlerchrysler product
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/10/2026
what if i moved into a 2008 dodge sprinter with 313,000 miles
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trent Reznor's girlfriend: and im supposed to what? Get fucked by the animal?
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/10/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 30/09/2026
well this is about as convincing as anything i've ever read. god damn
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 30/09/2026
“why am i sore?” asks out of shape woman who climbed 600 feet nonstop yesterday/725 total
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 29/09/2026
bae over bay, always
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 28/09/2026
ROADKILL: A film about bodies and violence with @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest and a 1993 Mazda RX-7 Front Bumper. sign up for updates here: bit.ly/roadkill-film
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 28/09/2026
watching a podcast with the director and dp and they just called out hackers as a point of visual reference. perfect film
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 27/09/2026
primetime is Cinema
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 25/09/2026
harrowing signs for what's left of our democracy aside, does anyone know where i can get this catsuit
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026
i thought this was common knowledge
jalopnik.com
I'm Sorry, Did Tommy Tuberville Somehow Not Know The Airline Industry Is Full Of Furries? - Jalopnik
I thought this was pretty common knowledge.
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026
bodega guy staring at my tits in a tube top, i’ve still got it 🥰
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026
jacket season
amber in a collar, tube top, jeans, and her battlejacket
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026
i thought this was common knowledge
jalopnik.com
I'm Sorry, Did Tommy Tuberville Somehow Not Know The Airline Industry Is Full Of Furries? - Jalopnik
I thought this was pretty common knowledge.
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026
i'm not doing the transition timeline thing, you just have to trust that i used to be hot and i'm hotter now
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026
absolutely killed it, as expected
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026
slothrust night in brooklyn
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 22/09/2026
i haven't been dialing in my "woman who lives in a van full of tapestries" energy for no reason
amber in a drug rug and a beanie sticking her tongue outamber in a drug rug and a beanieamber in a drug rug and a beanie, her glasses fogged from blowing on hot coffee
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 22/09/2026
telling my therapist that i’m setting a timeline for moving into a van with my girlfriend, and watching a look of “oh god she really means this“ wash over their face
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 21/09/2026
review of my first time getting bottom electrolysis: ow
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 21/09/2026
this is fine
amber’s bedroom, full of tent
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 21/09/2026
selling climber girl bath water to pay for a drain snake
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 21/09/2026
😒🫸 getting gently lowered off a climb by your loving girlfriend 😏 👉 spending 20 minutes at the top of a cliff setting up a rappel based on remembered youtube tutorials
amber on rappel
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 20/09/2026
girlfriend who still loves you after you take her on a climbing/camping trip and she hurts her leg, you cry in her arms when you think there’s a bear, and you both get rained on in your tent
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 20/09/2026
did you know it’s hard to set up a full tent to air out in your brooklyn apartment bedroom
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 16/09/2026
the collection grows
two of amber's bedroom shelves again, showing on the front twelve quickdraws, a bluw carabiner with a BD #3 cam, a yellow carabiner with a BD #2 cam, a red carabiner with a BD #1 cam, two green carabiners each with a BD #0.75 Z4 cam, two purple carabiners each with a BD #0.5 C4 cam, two silver carabiners each with a BD #0.4 Z4 cam, two blue carabiners each with a BD #0.3 Z4 cam, two yellow carabiners each with a BD #0.2 Z4 cam, a nut tool with a carabiner, two red carabiners each with a BD #0.1 Z4 cam, two carabiners full of nuts and tricams, carabienrs on four 60cm slings, locking carabiners on two 120cm slings, a locking carabiner on a 240cm sling, two spare locking carabiners, three spare wiregate carabiners,  and her climbing bag

behind that all is a torch, a bottle of spray paint, a battery bank, a bottle of glue, tow lightbulbs, a lockpick set, a tape measure, a bike helmet, a first aid kit, a bike lock, crack climbing gloves, a spare climbing harness, a second pare of climbing shoes, a hammock, a climbing helmet with headlamp, three frisbees, a cowboy hat, a knicks hat, an umbrella, a sewing machine, a styrofoam head with wig, a bunch of tripods, five action cameras, her regular camera with two lenses, a set of dji mics, a drill, an impact driver, a reciprocating saw, a rotating saw, a rotary tool, and a shelf of assorted motorcycle tools, accessories, goggles, and gloves
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 16/09/2026
@giedzinski.com got better shots of The Fit
amber dressed as described amber’s light up hip bag
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 16/09/2026
currently walking through bushwick in motorcycle boots, lululemon joggers, a sports bra, and a hip bag, carrying my helmet and feeling like the main character
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 15/09/2026
big fan of the guy who just yelled “what the fuck are you supposed to be” at me for crossing the street in front of his stopped car at a red light. playing the classics
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 12/09/2026
the bedroom shelves continue to accrue a Normal Amount of climbing gear
two of amber's bedroom shelves, showing on the front twelve quickdraws, 28 carabiners (five locking), four tricams, her climbing rope, and her climbing bag (with two more carabiners clipped to it, holding cords and her shoes, and two more lockers inside on her belay devices)

behind that all is a torch, a bottle of spray paint, a battery bank, a bottle of glue, tow lightbulbs, a lockpick set, a tape measure, a bike helmet, a first aid kit, a bike lock, crack climbing gloves, a spare climbing harness, a second pare of climbing shoes, a hammock, a climbing helmet with headlamp, three frisbees, a cowboy hat, a knicks hat, an umbrella, a sewing machine, a styrofoam head with wig, a bunch of tripods, five action cameras, her regular camera with two lenses, a set of dji mics, a drill, an impact driver, a reciprocating saw, a rotating saw, a rotary tool, and a bouldering pad
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 11/09/2026
which big red omnicapable adventure vehicle would you pick
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 11/09/2026
file to: parking situations that will get me an email from my landlord
amber’s press loaner bike and press loaner subaru forester trying to share a space
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 10/09/2026
walking to the bodega in an oversized hockey jersey, tiny athletic shorts barely peeking out the bottom, and my absolutely chewed to hell dsw sandals. concussion couture
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 10/09/2026
curled up in an enormous drug rug in my gamer chair, unshaven semi-showered and concussed, Who Wan't Me
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 10/09/2026
being a trans woman in 2026 writing about cars is wild. you look at one website and find ai has eaten the publication. you look at another and elon musk is saying he wants you to die. you look at another and see gas prices have skyrocketed. you finish lunch and write about a six-figure motorcycle
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 09/09/2026
if i had a nickel for every time i rode a motorcycle home from a concussion i'd have two nickels
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 09/09/2026
they say to do light exercise for concussions so i did my normal 20 push ups but didn’t go quite as low to the ground as usual
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 09/09/2026
it’s so funny that tbis mess with your emotional regulation. what do you mean i’m crying about the idea of taking a sick day and making my coworkers pick up the slack
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 09/09/2026
i think i might’ve given myself a lil concussion while climbing yesterday. someday im gonna have a hobby that doesn’t involve getting hit in the head
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 07/09/2026
watched enough trad climbing youtube videos that i'm now getting ads for american express. how do i tell google that i'm closer to being a "living in a car and eating cat food" climber than a "finance bro who graduated from the gym" climber
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 07/09/2026
sean patrick flanery and norman reedus are "catholic batmen" in explosive first reviews for new action thriller
boondock saints
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 07/09/2026
once again fantasizing about living in a van and spending my days rock climbing
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 04/09/2026
anotha one
amber's back on the wall
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