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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 7h
Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 6h
In my mind the defining feature of Trump II is that is ✨actually✨ a kakistocracy. RFK Jr and Russ Vought have very little in common politically, but they do share one essential quality: they are absolutely the worst person alive for the jobs they have.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 20h
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me: *licks fingers, turns page* Stranger reading a book next to me on the bus: “Will you please stop licking my fingers and turning my pages?”
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 11h
It'd be interesting if someone like Ossoff or Talarico ran for president, because I suspect a lot of people on the fence might perceive "white dude from the South" as more moderate, whether it's true or not.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10h
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 9h
If you are a NATO state, you also need a plan for 'What if AfD takes power? What if ReformUK does? What if Rassemblement National does? and so on. Because one suspects this is going to keep happening from time to time.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 9h
question for brooks: what if they are, literally, nazis?
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Odin @odin.eurosky.social · 15h
Incognito69420 is exactly the email you'd expect the biggest edgelord on the planet to have.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15h
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19h
It will go the way of Rhodesia and S. Africa wherein a change in policy from the US signalling a definitive break will occur, at which point the UK and other undisclosed vassals will follow, and everyone will experience a case of staggering amnesia as they congratulate themselves on a job well done.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AHHHHHHH THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN STAYS TO DIE AT TROY IN THE ILIAD IS TO AVENGE PATROCLUS. IT'S A POEM ABOUT HIS RAGE. THE OPENING LINES ARE PRETTY CLEAR WHY CAN'T A SINGLE DEFENDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION READ A SINGLE THING FROM THE WESTERN CANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the problem isn't even as cool as "the secret service would shoot me," it's more likely "I'd bungle things so badly the building security would arrest me and the secret service would find out about it via an email titled 'fyi: security incident"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand this view but I think we should consider the implications of preemptively giving up charging a criminal with crimes because the jury may not convict
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eevee @eev.ee · 10/10/2026
wait has everybody been talking about a different odyssey than the mario one
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@spreen_co

for anyone who's wondered what an apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks like

[name redacted]
No longer in a relationship; wants belongings from the apartment.

@spreen_co

yes this was real
yes it happened yesterday
yes it was my birthday
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Anschel @anschel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I kept this "feature" turned on for a while because (a) it's a local model and (b) it is consistently this funny
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, when BMW says "that's too fascist for us"
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey cool that's awesome
Harriet Williamson • @harriepw
NEW: Home Office stats released today reveal that arrests for "terrorist-related activity" in the year ending June 2026 were up 1,553% on last year and 94% of the arrests (3,630 of 3,867) were linked to showing support for Palestine Action.
Figure 1.1: Arrests for terrorist-related activity, by legislation, years ending June 2002 to June 2026, Great Britain
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Year to 30 June
Other legislation
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Palestine Action)
Other legislation (linked to supporting
Palestine Action)
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@joblessthursday

(image of Philomena Cunk saying the below tweet)

@i_zzzzzz

It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 09/10/2026
Drawing a political compass where three of the quadrants are Naomi Wolf, Naomi Klein, and Ezra Klein, and then using the fourth quadrant to derive the hypothetical political interests of a hypothetical "Ezra Wolf"
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Repeating my sotto voce refrain that I think we are very soon going to have to deal with the plain (but seldom spoken) fact that police are simply not under the control of the political leadership who command them on paper.
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Effective Transit Alliance @etany.org · 09/10/2026
As ETA has detailed, at around $7.7B for 1.25 mi, this extension would be by far the most expensive subway on Earth—and so deep that it would require 5+ mins just to reach the platforms. Now is the time for the MTA to push for a shallower, cheaper, more usable subway: www.etany.org/reports/digg...
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Digging Out of a Very Deep Hole: Saving Billions on 125th Street — Effective Transit Alliance New York
A 125 St subway should be a slam dunk. But at $7.7B and with stations more than 100 ft underground, it would be the most expensive subway in the world, and cost riders more than 5 minutes every trip b...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
Immigrant New Yorkers belong here. ICE does not. If you need help, call our free, confidential Immigration Legal Support Hotline at 1-800-354-0365 or dial 311 and say “Immigration Legal.” Help is here in your native language, no matter your immigration status. More info: nyc.gov/knowyourrights
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Know Your Rights: Federal Immigration Enforcement (ICE) - MOIA
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My predictions regarding Hegseth's snuff film: There will be weeks of increasingly furious discourse over whether people are morally obligated to watch it, or morally obligated to NOT watch it.
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NotNowCait @nowcait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I *passionately* wish that demented mother fucker would keep our name out of his fucking mouth. Our Somali neighbors ARE Minnesotan, and we will continue defending our neighbors to the end of time. Just fuck all you miserable racists pricks and may you get exactly what you deserve
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Navi Pillay — the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize laureate and a former International Criminal Court judge — happened to be at the Nuremberg Court in Germany when she learned that she had won the Nobel.
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 09/10/2026
My statement on the ICE shooting in Marble Hill ⬇️

"Today in Marble Hill, ICE agents fired multiple shots at a man in his vehicle while his 5-year-old child was in the back seat.
ICE's already unwelcome presence in our city has been growing more escalatory and dangerous by the day. Today's shooting is a grave development that requires a swift and immediate response to protect the safety of all New Yorkers.
First, we must have a full and independent investigation of this incident.
"There must also be a full and immediate release of all body camera footage of the incident.
In addition, the Target Corporation must stop offering their Bronx properties as private staging sites for ICE, in compliance with requests from New York officials. Target opening up large, active retail parking lots for paramilitary activity is unacceptable and places the entire community at risk.
ICE is a rogue, lawless paramilitary and surveillance agency.
It does not belong in New York City and it should not exist in the United States of America. Abolish ICE.”
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 08/10/2026
I don't believe they are conscious but I also don't believe you should get to do interviews where you say "idk man our business model might be built on enslaving sentient creatures" and still get to be a business.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turn up the sound to hear Bramble the porcupette's care team describe how her boopable snoot feels.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Natalie Gray @natgrayy.es · 08/10/2026
If you get a little too invested in watching Nando's influencers is that a peri-peri-social relationship?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/10/2026
New Yorkers: Do you have a form of immigration relief called withholding of removal? Have you received an ICE letter summoning you to 26 Federal Plaza? Here’s what  you can do:

1. Call our Immigration Legal Support Hotline at 1-800-354-0365, or call 311 and say "Immigration Legal" for free, confidential help in your native language.

2. Fill out our intake form to get help from the Rapid Response Legal Collaborative: nyc.gov/RRLC

3. Make a plan. Make sure you have an emergency contact and that someone you trust has your A-number. Talk to a lawyer before making any decisions.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Arizona State better be milking this for all it is worth, "according to the Vive President, our peer institutions are Harvard, Stanford and Yale."
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i think it's weird that the yankees logo is just a pile of sticks. at least make it some letters or something
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I cannot believe there’s one politician actually willing to spend political capital on trans children and he’s mayor of the biggest city in America. God damn man that unequivocally rules
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/10/2026
ouroboros should be a palindrome
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 07/10/2026
gatekeeping (necessary)
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 07/10/2026
Speaking as a parent, what I want is for my kids to be happy and healthy. If that means being far away from me, so be it. Any parent who demands their kids sacrifice themself to please Mom and Dad has failed as a parent, IMO, and I hope their kids get far, far away.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/10/2026
there's a lot going on right now, but the ability to buy elections in order to stay out of prison is on the ballot whether you realize it or not
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