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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1h
I know this won’t be a popular opinion on here, but it’s time we all went back to Renner App. Yes it got bad on there after Jeremy was crushed to death by that snowplow, but now you’ll see far more celebrations of Jeremy’s life than discussions of the specific mechanics of his brutal pulverisation
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teagan white @teaganwhite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/05/2025
kermies #art
7 fully coloured drawings kermit the frog making scrunchy faces
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
every time carbon removal gets posted about there's a certain "we have trees at home" genre of response. which I get, on some level, because the forces of fossil capital are indeed that comically evil and dishonest. but: 1) actual scientists also research these things 2) they thought of that
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lisa @catte.blog · 08/03/2026
I made a blog! been thinking a lot about our relationship to technology and what I find unsettling about "tech detox" culture go read it: noreturn.blog/p/the-rise-o...
An article titled "The Rise of the Techno-Pastoral" by Lisa Peralta. The image that accompanies it depicts a gameboy whose screen shows a pixelated green field and trees, and its lead reads "When criticizing the present, we keep dreaming of the technology of the past. Is this logic sound?"
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 02/08/2026
I like that one Misfits song about the Kennedy assassination but then Danzig starts singing about having sex with Jackie Kennedy, which to my knowledge he never actually did, and in any event it hardly seems like the time or the place.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/07/2026
I see people blaming like... dumb readings of movies on "the literacy crisis." I dunno man!! I think most people are often bad at understanding art, but historically we heard the voices of professional critics and now we hear the voices of everyone on earth at once.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/06/2026
every single study done on this shows that the actual best behavior is done under consistent pseudonyms and people behave worse under real names it’s counterintuitive but at this point the real names thing is willful denial of evidence
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
the 90s were a horrifying time, you couldn’t trust anyone. Somebody would tell you something and you’d listen to them and then the person would yell “NOT!” in your face and everyone would laugh. They would laugh!
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Men are a huge obstacle to class consciousness because instead of considering how huge corporations will hire as few people as humanly possible to maximize profits, they would rather tell themselves a fairy tale about how it's the fault of individual women because they're misogynist
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 30/05/2026
Not about anything in specific but I think we gotta be really careful about not conflating the concept of "enshittification" with the impulse to assume that everything was always better during your adolescence
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i love hearing an anecdote that begins with ‘see what had happened was.’ that’s right man spin me a yarn
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Deep Sense of Creeping DreⱯd 2026 @devedy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Important way to stay humble online is to remember that everyone is only one "only reading the abstract of a poorly designed/misleadingly framed study" away from looking like an idiot. Stay frosty
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’m of the age where more and more of my friends complain about the youth, new slang, etc. it’s so boring. Mainstream culture has always sucked. Every generation has cool and meh slang, some stays, most doesn’t. 15-25 years ago isn’t that long. How do you forget this shit?
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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One Battle After Another has all the dressings of "revolution," but at its core it's actually a conservative—even regressive—attempt to get you to fess up that Steely Dan does have at least one jam.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Light creatures ink & watercolour #art
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
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bafael @bafael.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The quantities of mayonnaise that are sold combined with the very short expiration date paints an ugly picture of how much mayonnaise they expect you to consume
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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teeny sanguini @unholydivers.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
okay man
screenshot of Grandia for the Sega Saturn. a young boy with red hair and a sword on his back is speaking with a sailor hiding in a shed.

a text box reads, "My name is AWOL Joe. I'm famous for being absent without leave since I was five."
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becka @beckawalsh.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
lifted from tumblr and posting here because holy shit this drives me insane
Tumblr post by user calebwittebane:

its actually crazy how much local art events and other potentially interesting stuff i completely miss out on just because the orgs all post on instagram and facebook only. two standouts among the worst fucking platforms in the world with the most egregious ui and slop saturation, so dogshit that id be unable to use them regularly even if i wanted to. stop it you all. get on tumblr or something

even orgs and collectives that used to have proper websites of their own now just put all their updates on fb and ig. stop! stop it! youre making me feel like an old geezer! ok well old geezers nowadays are very much on facebook... an ancient geezer. youre making me feel like A Ancient Woman
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you are (understandably) too angry to exercise discretion in what you post then log off for a while.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I try not to cringe at people just being people. But the phrase "doing my childhood justice" when talking about a consumer product gets me. CRINGE!
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/01/2026
Local assisted living facilities are taking additional security measures because the residents don’t want their care to be interrupted when ICE abducts their staff. Schools are closed for the safety of students, faculty, and staff. There is no facet of society or stage of life unaffected.
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Moa @moa810.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Winter… the season of Junco and Cobra Chicken. #birds
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
when are you going to leave this town (rerun)
Drawings of various greasers being asked “when are you going to leave this town” responding as if being asked by an unseen interviewer, their responses as follows:
Biff: i’m getting on the first ride out of squaresville 
Tony: you phonies are never going to hear from me again
Slick: I don’t really feel compelled to leave, no.
Ultimate I don’t think it really matters where I am. I have to be somewhere so why not here?
Ace: i’m blowing this popsicle stand
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
You've probably been following the story about fraud in MN. I wrote about the people who provide services who are being driven into bankruptcy, thanks to the Walz' administration decision to hire Optum AI to screen all payments. It's a disaster.
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Perry: Trusted providers are being unfairly swept up in Minnesota’s fraud crackdown
As the state's new anti-fraud screening system went into effect, the Holland Center expected to receive $212,000 in payments. It instead received $22,000, David M. Perry writes. If nothing changes soo...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/01/2026
Why Are We Doing Dry January?
Why Are We Doing Dry January?
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James Pitt @sahelanth.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
when you're mean to Bothriolepis, this is who you're being mean to
be nice to the elongated pentagon!!!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Congrats, you're getting old and you feel like the world is passing you by tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When my friends and I were alcoholic 25yos, chain-smoking and drinking steel reserve on our band-house porch, giving each other homosocial haircuts, smoking weed and watching Wim Wenders movies all day, there was no one who's approval we valued more than the morally ambiguous forest-witch Baba Yaga.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/11/2025
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 29/10/2025
that’s right beg you miserable worm
Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/10/2025
Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
Impossibly smug ginger root guy on the front of the GIN GINS bag
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Never ruin your whole life
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
Illustration of the comedy and tragedy masks, with the crying one blurred out
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
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