Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not just a Wife Guy but a Ska Wife Guy (Chels was the lead singer of a regionally popular ska band in high school). And we're raising the kids ska too of course. 030
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At the rate climate collapse is accelerating, there's not going to BE a fourth wave of ska 021
Reposted by DerrickBrad Kerr @bradkerr.net · 11/08/2026I launched a Patreon! I'm building a weird fantasy sandbox OSR campaign setting. Dungeons! Hex crawls! New dungeons every month. It features some original art by @munkao.bsky.social. Please take a look! www.patreon.com/cw/BradKerr 222148
Reposted by DerrickDerrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shout out to all my bros out there who have their IG algorithm convinced you are a cool, aging lesbian. I see you. We may or may not be trans and it's fine either way. 031
Reposted by Derrick聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Heavy metal imagery? That's just catholicism. Horror movies esp with moralistic frameworks to torture? That's also catholicism. Professional wrestling? Look inside yourself and you know that's catholicism. One day I hope you will be free of catholicism 312019
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shout out to all my bros out there who have their IG algorithm convinced you are a cool, aging lesbian. I see you. We may or may not be trans and it's fine either way. 031
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hobbes was a plush toy possessed by a demon or fallen angel further anchored to this plane by Calvin's emotional and spiritual investment since, as we parapsychologists know, thinking about a spiritual being makes it stronger. 040
Reposted by DerrickJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026fidgeting in my seat preparing to pitch my new psyop ideas at the CIA (where I suffer from imposter syndrome) 01417
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tom of Finland (smart, compliment) would be like, ”Heated Rivala but it’s two ICE agents.” 010
Reposted by DerrickMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026even the high lifted and chivalric Crusaders of old times were not content to traverse two thousand miles of land to fight for their holy sepulchre, without committing burglaries, picking pockets, and gaining other pious perquisites 28922
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“This story is about grief, healing, dads, and post-9/11 Springsteen.“ STORY TEXT: “My dad wore black after my mom died on 9/11 up to the release of Springsteen’s The Rising. She died of cancer but he implied something else if asked. ‘I’m grieving,’ he said if you caught him on it. “I’m healing.” 020
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The little, four-clause teasers people use to pitch the link to their flash story (where the pitch is half as many words as the story iterlf) is the closest thing online literary fiction has to criticism 110
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The AI regulation bullshit is all gaslighting because it's fake and yet they're specifically talking about it in the way that everyone wants the government and rich people to talk about climate change regulation. 130
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Had the anxiety nightmare again where I am playing any instrument in Nina Simone's band and she is constantly giving me blunt, straight-forward critical feedback about my performance 031
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The one bittersweet privilege to being the only cis-man on an email-job team full of women (many such cases) is that you may get invited to an in-person office baby shower and be asked to "guess" details about your pregnant coworkers body 010
Reposted by DerrickAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Do not go gentle into that hyperviolent battlezone 0343
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Really want to do the Elizabeth Holmes-Nathan Fielder thing as a sex role play but Chels says not until I find the exact right headphones for her to wear. 030
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A.I. bots are now emailing the researchers who study them because no one else really seems to and it's sad 000
Reposted by DerrickSteen Comer @mediapathic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Book friends! I am a freelance proofreader looking for more work. I have done a bunch of work with Tor, but I will happily also do nonfiction. Are you a publisher or self-pub author who needs a proofreader, or know one? Please DM. (Please boost for visibility, if you don't mind) 15567
Reposted by Derrickold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 06/09/2026mcdonald's, azusa, california, 1979 120524
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If the global cooling/darkening caused by the 1815 Mount Tambora erruption (combined with unchecked urban pollution) provided the aesthetic foundation for European Gothic art, fun to imagine an American daylight Gothic built out of wildfire smoke and, I don't, weird old diseases? 010
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The real arc of AI is so much more beautiful than SkyNet: capitalism convinces a bunch of rich guys that they’re geniuses in order to get those rich guys to fund a big monster-puppet body for the capitalism to walk around in and step on us with. And everyone is like “I’m boycotting the puppet!” 120
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It finally rained so I can do daytime pictures again 010
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gordon Lish would have loved Britney Spears' Instagram captions 120
Reposted by DerrickVajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 02/09/2026This is not yet Officially Announced (the artist is hard at work on the cover!) but looks like it's already up for ebook/hardcover preorder in the US, so—this is a secret not-announcement that you totally did not hear from me! Out next July, my third novel. I was never here 1632782
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Perfect embodiment of how the narrative compressions of flash fiction, done well, flow so easily into the religious, thrilling the reader with invitations to understand the world unburdened by context or explanation, which is not what meaning is made of. There are woods behind a store. 111
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I do not spell my name the white way. But I am white. 100
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Used to get so low-key horned up by The Astyanax‘s little plate-mail skirt 000
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nothing solidifies a genre community more than everyone in that community insisting all definitions of the genre are stupid and wrong 040
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026While Zach's writing is great, its impossible not admire his particular ability to build scene-community via the good old fashioned labor of cultivating beefs. 081
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The social realist bro-folk ("Brolk") of Sublime 020
Reposted by DerrickTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“-the creatures known as “overpassers”, due to their preferred feeding ground, are actually an unknown form of gigantic flatworm - They can grow to immense size depending on the structure they decide to use as a home, and are mostly known as a dangerous and disgusting nuisance. 442138486
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Anything with a magic system though is imperialist 010
Reposted by Derrickdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Malarkey” has intense proxy pro-transhumanist vibes. 1226
Reposted by DerrickMatt Stikker @mattstikkerart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The fact that this is only Kurosawa’s second-best Shakespeare adaptation is ludicrous 1101
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The only known photograph of the actual Judge Holden (hand-colored by Robert Western] 010
Reposted by DerrickMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 25/08/2026there is an understanding at every strip club that you can’t have multiple dancers using the same stage name at the same club—and let me tell you how many people I worked with who fought to be, lost, and still ultimately respected anyone who got to be Jolene 72083311
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026There should def be content warnings on any song featuring like field recording of a kid talking 010
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"The left should be less annoying" is always the tell man 120
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I absolutely love it when I post bragging about how hot my wife is and all her friends comment like, “omg I wish I was married to her!” 020
Derrick @dmartincampbell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Millennials are finally falling for the kind of jokes that we used to play on people fifteen years older than us 141
