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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳

@lachesis.bsky.social
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Recovering Decemberists poster and Wet T shirt contest runner up avi by @pianta_ on twitter 👸Indicates a Princess is speaking 😇 Twitch.tv/lachesis_vtuber

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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 34m
Researched the first season of One Punch Man and my official review is that they should let anyone other than Saitama win a fight
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VeeButSpicy @veebutspicy.bsky.social · 14h
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 3h
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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拝一樹 @ogami2160.bsky.social · 2h
メガネの日だからうちのこ顔アップ
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CorruptiveSpirit @corruptivespirit.bsky.social · 9h
CK3 IS COOKING
a series of escalating options about increasingly dire threats to control a 'puppet'
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uof @uof1052237.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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uof @uof1052237.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Fixed ver. Sorry for reposting
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uof @uof1052237.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Fairy Angel Princess Mellica of Multitudes @mellica.bsky.social · 11h
Welcome to E Island
Surviror 51 a whale skeleton with a partially obscured and it says, "Welcome to E Island"
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 17h
me: claude, i know aliens are monitoring everything i do because i invented a perpetual motion machine. how do i destroy them? claude: wow. that sounds really stressful. im sorry aliens are harassing you, your perpetual motion machine must be really good. have you tried a tinfoil hat and lasers?
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🔞AMLOver @amlo-ver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kim Pine
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're pretty good
My pretty good tits
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 20h
2026-2026
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MewNeats @mewneats.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Office things 😊
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 21h
If Invincible was good his faggot best friend would get 10x more screentime
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HolBat(Commission open on November) @kholbatar.bsky.social · 22h
Francine, the Protheus fashion designer ✨️ #artsky #ocsky #scifi #cyberpunk
A cyborg lady with white skin and a black half-mask in a long dress
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 22h
Is anyone doing this? I feel like capeshit is ripe for kink, if you have the mind for it
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Fairy Angel Princess Mellica of Multitudes @mellica.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we're trying to find answers to the important questions
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
submitted by fluxer server member
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matt 🦖 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Other Comics: Three panels of text? I have places to be today, guys, speed it up! Swan Boy: Three panels of text? A sumptuous feast, m'lord, fit for the most magnificent of kings, to be sure, but graciously shared with us common folk nonetheless.
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Sushi 🔞 @sushibunniii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uhm…did I make the correct choices? >.< Nekopara ネコぱら Sekai Connect Chocola ショコラ Cosplay
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Akira_Raikou @akiraraikou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lisanka ❤️ #oc #digitalart
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh my god babe youre so cute i just wanna split a single strand of your dna off from the rest of the chain and isolate it in a protein shell causing it to bind to a healthy cell and hijack its organelles to replicate itself until your immune system kills it or you die
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
avail yourself of my wide childbearing hips and fat fucking thighs, my allies. what's mine is yours. my huge tits too. you'll need the strength in the days to come
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👸 Lach's magician friends keep catching me off-guard
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Fairy Angel Princess Mellica of Multitudes @mellica.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
knight conditioned to welcome the Princess by dropping to one knee and kissing her hand reverently
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This 1971 book was written by series writer & producer Jon Stone &illustrated by Michael Smollin. It has since become the all-time bestselling Sesame Street book title and has been cited as a modern classic of children's literature.
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
researchers have isolated the chemical in wine that makes you feel good, which they have dubbed "ethanol-190". bottles of this drug will be sold under the brand name "everclear" by pharmaceutical manufacturer luxco as early as this october
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
calling a moid specialist...
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed that Toad is his least favorite character in Mario Kart. Despite this, in all footage of him playing Mario Kart 8, he picked Toad every time. Whether he was joking or specifically picking a character he hates to challenge himself is unknown.
I have an important question. Nintendo has also just released Mariokart 7 for the 3DS. In every iteration of Mariokart, I've always preferred to play as Toad. Who's your favorite character?
That's the most challenging question! I'm sorry that I cannot come up with an interesting answer. Somehow, it's habit to me, but I play with Mario. He's a very balanced character.
Who's your least favorite character?
Toad. [Laughs]
My favorite character is your least favorite character?
I understand that he has some popularity. Somehow.
In a 2012 interview with Entertainment Weekly, Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed Toad is his least favorite Mario Kart character.
In December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber Rosanna Pansino. Miyamoto picked Toad.
Also in December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber iJustine. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Finally, in January 2015, the two played Mario Kart 8 against YouTube group Smosh Games. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Whether Miyamoto simply had an enormous change of heart about Toad in the intervening 2 years, or whether he was picking his least favorite to challenge or punish himself, is unknown.
Source: information compiled by @SpriteCell, x.com/SpriteCell/status/1653842781897474048 ew.com/article/2012/02/10/shigeru-miyamoto-zelda, youtu.be/DNUcDkNI24o, youtu.be/3Q2KxS32Q1g, youtu.be/untLD6z6aql
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Hot Calc @hotcalc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that's oomfie
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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Yeougui @ MEX 2026 @yeougui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mephi's lore piece is here! My subscribers voted for her to win~ hub.yeougui.com/lore/2026-08
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Memerie 🔞 C0MMsClosed @memerie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blub
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 29/09/2026
you know how you can put a blue pill in the tank of your toilet and it turns your toilet water blue and it helps keep your toilet clean? that blue pill is actually estrogen. you’re making your poops girls 🏳️‍⚧️
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Vibrant Rida ✨ (closed commissions) @vibrantrida.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
green tea would be nice right now
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
phone sex
a girl jerking off while on the phone: her thoughts (dont say it, dont say it don't say it) she says "I love you i love you!!" and thinks(FUCK)
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uncritical support for Doc Seismic
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/09/2026
final fantasy xiii:
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
liking pokemon does unfortunately make you a bit of a mark. [someone brushes against my shoulder and i instinctively reach for my pocket shinx doll to make sure it hasnt been stolen]
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Natalie Nutmeg @hyphaoccult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this tweet lives so rent free in my mind
A tweet, "I hear the new Madoka Magica movie is only going to be screened for the people who deserve it," being quoted with a stock image of a man at a cash register at a movie theatre with the text "What's that anon? One ticket? You do know you also have to pay for your headmates, right? What are those? Sorry anon, but I don't think I can let you into this one."
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
its objectively really funny to be able to say "yeah actually my dad had a really famous movie dedicated to him" and then the movie is rambo 3 and the dedication is this
this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan
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