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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 3h
Mercedes Mone vs Queen Aminata maybe the best gear in wrestling history. Both look awesome
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re getting nothing but depreciating values on the updates for this 1996 Antiques Roadshow. What are they telling us
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean… I guess by the loosest of definitions this is in their realm but who is won over by this branding
Jif peanut butter has a branded instant Pad Thai
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lot to look at here but I am fascinated by the 5 year old who is allowed to go wherever they like. What a cool kid
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That one liberal who mostly exists to be yelled at with a poor choice of pfp qted me last night…. Jump scare to wake up to
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I get this framing but also Brazil just saw the US invade their left wing neighbor and kidnap the president while killing their fishermen for fun. Maybe the US electorate isn’t uniquely sinful but it does do dumb things for the love of the game where other countries do dumb things under duress
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My friends’ band opened for AJJ this weekend and I am too tired to adequately process what this would mean for 20 year old me
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My first thought was that I was happy Aminata got this spotlight but I’m not sure what reaction she’ll get being from a non-francophone country, but guess what? Guinea speaks French!! What the fuck France you truly could not help yourselves. Now I’m mad about colonialism all over again
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re calling him “the least believable group project powerhouse of all time”
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was the image that launched the Paramount/WBD merge
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Broadcasters covering the Browns:
theonion.com
College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed
Colorado star Jacob Ross faced the biggest obstacle of his life when he committed a shocking and sudden rape. But he found the strength to return to his game like nothing had happened.
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grave rob @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
in a lot of ways, Trump is the AI company’s ideal user: a near-illiterate idiot who thinks he’s a genius, that wants to be told what a special boy he is while offloading all his decisions to it and also wants to look at CSAM
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t think any artist should be out here singing the praises of AI but if your catalog can be described as “competently generic” you are absolutely just setting yourself up for ridicule
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My own version of horseshoe theory is that you if you know who any of these names are on this board you need to touch grass, whether you support or oppose them
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween doesn’t need a whole month
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A financial planner told me I would never be able to retire if I keep buying a coffee every morning, so today I bought myself a fun little cashew juice
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man PAC really fuckin ruled. Everyone’s gonna try to do his thing but nobody will get it right
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I felt like watching this Dynamite would be too sad and it is but it’s actually making me feel better also
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well yeah it’s not gonna be the clean water enjoyers who like AI
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Further proof that the way best way to engage with music is to go pay 10 dollars on a Wednesday to see three bands who suck
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the Everything Is Terrible blogspot page came back with the “Random” button it would fix so much of me
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I won’t say Super Intellience for the same reason I wouldn’t call him Superman if he was demonstrably weaker than me
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m always saying Las Vegas is so underrepresented in our national landscape. Almost as often as I’m saying there are too few hapless anonymous NBA teams
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a…
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Obviously Michael Tracey is one of the most wretched sights to have to run into on social media, but I do wonder if he is actually too stupid to realize why the people perpetrators would be named while the victim can be anonymous.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If there was an NBA team that could cause you to accidentally perjure yourself it would probably be the Atlanta Hawks
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would rather have the 5th rounder tbh
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrestler deaths really make me feel like a helpless little kid
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Snoop Dogg is hosting the VMAs tonight, some 32 years after his first VMA award. In terms of "time since their debut" this is basically like if ceremony Snoop won his VMA at was hosted by Neil Sedaka
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Always checking if NFL players with vaguely French names are Haitian. Keeps me aware of a lot of role players I otherwise wouldn’t know about
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think he Maye not be very good
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it interesting that if I said “I havent and don’t know anyone who has watched Tracker, the number one rated television drama” nobody would think of this as a sign of anything like they would about the #1 song
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Highlights For Children implies the existence of Highlights For Adults, where the Spot The Difference game has tasteful erotica and Goofus and Gallant share bawdy stories with an interviewer
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The three defining characteristics of modern documentary slop are 1. Way too long 2. About a thing that is very well known 3. Produced with the involvement of the people it is about So as funny as it may be that Musk is throwing a fit about Musk, I’m not watching something that fits 2/3 criteria
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like in the song Good Times when they say “clams on the half shell and roller skates” like damn, that actually does sound like a Good Time. To hell with all the party songs that are vague about the itinerary! I want to know specifically what the plan is before I commit!
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can bring your iced coffee to an interview but I recommend just emailing your order to HR a few days before so they already have it when you get there.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Neither of the two most quintessentially Bush-era television programs, 24 and American Idol, made the list. Maybe the nostalgia for that era will really run out of steam quicker than we feared.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chopped was robbed
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dang it only really takes one good season to end up on the top 100 TV list huh. Seems attainable.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This could completely upend the “all food is delivery” marketplace which is completely contingent on uninterrupted parking in the bus lane
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last night I went to look up if the “cyanide pill in the fake tooth” trope was real and Google asked me if I needed the suicide hotline
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think this is the most egregious example I’ve seen of the attempt to create nutrient efficiency out of everything we consume. I promise you can just eat a stroopwafel because because you enjoy it.
Stroopwafels at the grocery store 9 bucks for a 6 pack and they say “Honey Stinger Energy Waffle”
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I turned on this pick up truck the dashboard displayed a “Built Ford Tough” animation. This is ridiculous. You are a car, not a PlayStation.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I drove a pick up truck for the first time in my life today. I wonder what percent of Americans have never done that by age 36
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that Take 5 has never been able to clear the third tier of American Candy Bars is evidence for the end of history. A clearly superior product suppressed because nobody born before the global recession has a childhood memory of it. Stuck treading water so we can unload this Milky Way backlog
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blues is really the ideal genre for selling your soul to be able to play. Much harder to make a deal with the devil as a concert pianist. Imagine trying to haul a baby grand all the way to the crossroads.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because my prediction model said that taking a stand for trans rights only accounted for a 2% change in likelihood of flipping a house seat in rural Pennsylvania. Oh also by “saying nothing” I mean I piled on the anti-trans rhetoric.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve seen a handful of people trying to make such and such argument about historic gas prices and using an inflation calculator and like, nah dude it doesn’t work that way. You misunderstand the American oil lust. The military spending line goes up endlessly to keep the gas line inflation proof.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ameer Abdullah is getting meaningful snaps in 2026. Good for you man.
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lacking any plans to make good and compelling wrestling matches and weighed down by being outright evil, TKO is pivoting to a plan “if all our wrestlers are killed in an international incident, people will have to feel bad for us.” Triple H photographed carrying a folder labeled “Reverse Benoit”
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