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Ghoul Fleshman @glennf.com · 10/03/2026
GhostsignMAXXing
Facade of store with TJ MAXX faintly visible on metal sign where letters were removed. People walk underneath
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I would like to live on a safe and comfortable planet, ideally Of The Apes
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/07/2025
#KateBush
Sickos meme but the sicko is labled Kate Bush and he's speaking the chorus of Wuthering Heights:

Heathcliff it's me, Cathy 
I've come home, I'm so cold
let me in your window
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
Washing machine full of rubber gloves create the appearance of hands reaching out.
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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
autocorrect changed “pick your poison” to “pick your possum”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 25/07/2025
Bird sounds.
A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 24/07/2025
To wit, I say "blep."
The image depicts an echidna, an animal characterized by its spiky quills, lying on a flat rock surface. The echidna's body is covered with sharp, needle-like spines that vary in color from yellowish-brown to light tan. Its snout is elongated, and from it extends a long, pink tongue. The echidna's small eyes are visible, and its clawed front paws rest on the rock. In the background, there are lush green leaves and dry foliage, adding a natural setting to the scene.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Don't love my face in profile, if you start turning while we talk, I will orbit you like a tidal locked moon
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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
🎶John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt 🎶now I am become death, too.... 🎶and whenever we go out
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
every sunday harry liked to come to the park with a big bag of werther’s and feed the old men
Seagull with its head aligned with a person's body, creating an illusion of a seagull-headed person sitting on a bench, with a ferry and white cliffs in the background.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/06/2025
I'm always saying this
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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
the newest fad is smelling like a dusty armoire being transported in a 1967 dodge charger. inside the armoire are 1970s leather jackets. someone spilled whiskey and smoked a pipe and sat near a campfire in the jackets. you are driving the charger thru a forest lush with cedars
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
cat scratches get puffy because they’re full of love
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PinkoJoe.com @pinkojoe.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
RFK Jr. is deranged
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 14/06/2025
look what they took from us
on the left: (2009) a zany mcdonald’s covered in safari animal statues with a fun jungle theme

on the right, (2025) the same McDonald’s, but it’s been redesigned as a soulless gray box with nothing but a small yellow mcdonald’s logo on the top left corner of the building
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Come into the light
Old-timey b/w photo of a person in a cloak and shapeless clothes - and a full moth head - standing next to a lit table lamp
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
After five or nine episodes of Taskmaster, you may join me in marveling at what a miracle of casting, production design, and raw chaotic energy this program can be. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVfk...
youtube.com
Contestants Who Woke Up And Chose Violence | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 02/06/2025
The Royal Envoy of the Zxyg02/E[o] Constellation's Economic Zone has arrived to negotiate the terms of the sales of sub-atomic replicators to the Terran Confederation.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
An older woman sits in the back of a pickup truck.
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Does a goose drive this vibe?
Pontiac Vibe with so many Honk stickers… too many some might say
“Honk if anything remember if you honk all you at me I will honk honk if you get any closer u have to honk if you will if I honk myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”
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PinkoJoe.com @pinkojoe.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The party of bottom feeders and scavengers.
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
the only certainties in life are death, taxes, and if you sit at an outdoor café in the valley Jay Leno will drive by
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
nickel loafers? in this economy? get real
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
You ok babe, you barely touched your Happy Tractor
I looked up the company that makes the infamous meme meat clown dyed bologna type sausage roll and they also make one with a tractor shape. This is a picture of a tube of meat with two slices removed to a plate showing the cross section. There is a dark pink outer circle, a light pink inner circle and then a disturbingly well defined tractor shape.
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Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I met this guy online and he wanted to “Skype” so I am totally stoked because I’ve never spoken with a time traveler before!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
He's no fan of music Not even the bluesiest He cares not for museums He thinks they're the snooziest He can't make smalltalk He's just not the shmooziest He’s awful with women Even the flooziest He loves only one thing And of that he's the choosiest He's
A young man with short hair is speaking, with the text overlay reading "NIKLAS HJALMARSSON - MEATBALL ENTHUSIAST."
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PinkoJoe.com @pinkojoe.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
one of the coolest art tidbits I know (I don't know many) is how James Turrell's installations, which use light (both artificial and natural) to transform physical spaces, tie back to his Quaker roots and the idea of one's "Inner Light"—essentially, the Divine within a human soul
The Light Inside by James Turrell. A room with bright blue lights shining on both sides of the wall. In the center a neon blue rectangle with square of softer blue light within.Raethro Pink by James Turrell. A projection of pink light into the corner of a dark room, creating a pink triangle that appears to be a pyramid. It's fucking dope, this guy rocks.Meeting by James Turrell. A warmly lit room with white walls and yellow-orange uplighting. There's a perfect rectangle cut out of the ceiling revealing the evening sky, dark blue with wisps of white clouds.Amrta by James Turrell. A pyramid-like staircase leading to nowhere. In the middle is a person at the top, surrounding my bright purple and pink lights.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
“OMG Dad, just Google it.”
The image depicts two figures: one resembles Christ with a halo, looking upward, and the other appears to be a bearded monk or scribe, looking at a book. The background features intricate patterns.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
If I'm at work I don't notice my house needs cleaned.
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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
is pinterest throwing shade at me?
screenshot from pinterest with text that reads “Ideas you might love” followed these two ideas:

Poor living room 

Empty living room
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I hope they hold up the new pope like Simba at pride rock
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Order up! The new episode of The Dana Gould Hour podcast is here! With author Jane Borden (Cults Like Us) and writer Mike Reiss (The Simpsons) & part 2 of our True Tales From Weirdsville essay on the late great David Lynch. Don’t thank me, YOU! Please listen. You’re why we made it!
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Giant Cats of Dunbar 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @giantcatsdunbar.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
*ARCHIVE: spotter: ignored_attentionseeker; new harbour, 56.005200,-2.516210; 1525hrs 7/8/22
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The times, they are simply too interesting for me. I beg and plead for less interesting times
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
"No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful. If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music."
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It's only runaway inflation with a Democratic president; otherwise, it's sparkling positional gain.
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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
penguins, welcome to the resistance
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In these difficult times, it’s important to remember… youtu.be/2sMNR1Uw0a8?...
youtu.be
The Love God (1969) trailer
YouTube video by Jonathan
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Pleased to make your acquaintance, sirs
Cafeteria dish full of rounded meaty things with a notice at the front saying "Meet balls"
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i got a cheese omelette, home fries, and a subpoena
Restaurant receipt says “YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED BY: JUSTICE”
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 14/02/2025
Re-upping because.
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The image shows a small, young hippopotamus standing on sandy ground. The hippo's skin is dark, shiny, and slightly wrinkled, reflecting light. It appears to be wet or glossy, suggesting it may have been in water recently. The hippo is being gently held by a person whose hands are visible, with each hand positioned on either side of its body. The person's legs are partially visible, wearing a pair of black rain boots and standing on the sandy surface. In the background, there are scattered dry leaves and small pieces of wood on the ground.

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A young, shiny-skinned hippopotamus on sandy ground, gently held by a person's hands. The person wears black rain boots.

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Chubblenauts and other examples of Arctic Excellence Sep 10 UNHAND ME at ONCE, I am GRUNTILLICUS, I saw the WORLD BORN in the FIRES of the GODFORGE, I cast the DUST which became YOUR BREATH, I would like a SMALL APPLE
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Yes. I ate my twin in the womb
Single or nah
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Well for your information I can’t put on my big boy pants because I washed them on the wrong setting and now they’re my tiny boy pants
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