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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I heard that Big Pussy died and immediately sent flowers to Kay Ballard’s husband.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

“I moved to Texas to be free, maaaaan.”

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Whoever came up with the phrase, “Kill two birds with one stone,” hated birds and thought stones were valuable.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Congratulations to the lovely couple that climbed the Empire State Building.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

If The Six Million Dollar Man was made today, it would just be a really cool foot and a bunch of guts.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

FIGHT breaks out on FIGHT SHOW! CNN issues statement about FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW! Social media on fire over FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW! Everyone talking about FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW!

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Dems need to keep hitting the corruption issue HARD. Make the word inseparable in voters’ minds from Trump and the GOP. Ossoff does a good job here—and it’s an immense relief to hear him talk about Kushner:

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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

“It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better and I do make people better.”

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Trump threatening to destroy an entire civilization to get Iran to the table proves that he’s a Master Negotiator. The same way you shit in your hand and rub it into your hair when you’re on an airplane and want more pretzels.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

My assumption is tonight he’ll announce a “breakthrough in talks,” and nothing will happen. Although in reality, nothing at all will have happened. We are the prisoner of a man who’s lost what very little sanity he had left. I could be wrong.

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

In an age of creeping relativism, a universal moral law still exists. Threatening to end an entire civilization of 90 million people in order to bend a nation’s conduct to your will is grossly morally wrong. It is evil. And we should say this loudly.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The U.S. will emerge from this period diminished as a world power, absent the alliances that once made us dominant. That’s good. Because we are not a serious people. A serious people would not have elected him. Or put up with this. Unserious people shouldn’t be trusted. And won’t be.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

They need an emoji for “in a nutshell.”

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Iran has 48 hours before they’re given two more weeks.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It’s beautiful to watch. He consulted no one and his stepped into a minefield immune to his bullshit. The BEST case scenario is U.S. influence in the mideast is ceded to China. The Iranian regime emerges more secure and America weaker. The trick will be watching him say that’s a good thing.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

BREAKING: “In desperate move to save her job, Pam Bondi offers to eat her own poop.”

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Doctor Roo @doctor-roo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Good luck to the Artemis II crew.

Charlton Heston as Commander Taylor and the crew of the Icarus in a promotional still from the original Planet of the Apes (1968).

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Kristi Noem has asked for “prayers and privacy,” for her family, but I think we should wait and get all the facts before anyone takes any definitive action.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Pete “a brotherhood of women” Hegseth.”

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Pete Hegseth’s press conferences seem a lot more normal if you imagine him dressed up like Klingon. Case in point

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Starts a fight with a guy he does not know or understand. Is ASTOUNDED when the guy fights back. Turns to the gathered crowd and demands someone win the fight for him. Everyone folds their arms. Throws a tantrum because it’s “unfair.” The Art Of The Deal #manlymanstrength

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Has anyone told him why they closed it?

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

He warned us he would run our country like his businesses.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu has been pressuring American presidents to attack Iran for decades. BIll Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama were all subjected to Netanyahu’s pressure, bullying and manipulation. But only Donald Trump was stupid enough to actually do it.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I do admire how his interior design sense matches his inner ugliness. If he discovered the Black Dahlia‘s corpse, the first thing he would do is put lipstick on it.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Could someone please photoshop Kash Patel guzzling beer onstage next to every Oscar winner?

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

How is this the same president who punched the 13-year-old girl in the head after a bad blow job? You think you know people.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

BREAKING: Trump meeting with advisors to discuss what merch to wear to greet next planeload of fallen soldiers.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Today’s statement from the Chairman of the Board Of Peace.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Let’s not forget that the murderers of Renee Good and Alex Pretti are back at work, behind their masks, brutalizing people, having faced no accountability whatsoever.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

"The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better." The Defense Secretary calling for a billionaire ally of the government to take over a media outlet & make it more pro-government. This is what authoritarianism looks like. But in other countries they try & hide it.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Tue. March 10th Mill Valley CA. One night. One show. www.throckmortontheatre.org/events/eejjf...

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Fun Fact!! Russia is providing intel to the Iranian military on the location of US troops. Meanwhile, the US is lifting tariffs in Russian oil to counteract the supply disruption caused by the war. Russia helps Iran kill US soldiers, and we reward them financially for their efforts. #WINNING

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

“Look, I knew if my wife f%#%ed that guy I’d punch her in the face. Then that guy would come to my work and start some shit, but I’m already on probation at work, so I killed that guy before she could f%#% him and now my job is safe!”

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu with a valuable lesson for everyone: “You can achieve the impossible if you’re patient enough to wait for someone stupid enough to do it.” newrepublic.com/post/207228/...

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“Let’s Just Do It”: How Netanyahu Convinced Trump to Bomb Iran

Here’s the real reason Donald Trump went to war with Iran.

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

“God moves and works through us. God has no other hands but our hands.” That’s not going to go over well with a lot of religious people, but I like the sentiment.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

Today should be your 38th birthday..
When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

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