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Mr. Walters

@nerfect.bsky.social
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Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal. My Etsy shop: nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 15h
Eric Schmitt, this you?
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Homer Simpson's First Day in Real Life
ALT: Homer Simpson's First Day in Real Life
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Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 15h
The world’s smallest pacemaker is smaller than a grain of rice, can dissolve in the body, and is our #PictureOfTheWeek. Image credit: John A. Rogers/Northwestern University
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 26/09/2026
curated meme by unknown author using the "Are You Going to Sleep?" webcomic made by Hanna Hillam; first panel, a brain with wide eyes asks a sleeping person: "are you going to sleep?"; second panel, the person replies: "Yes, now shut up"; third panel, the brain says: "Do the Gowron eyes with me"; fourth panel, the person now has wide Gowron eyes
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just got back from the Second Annual Berwyn Lantern Parade in Proksa Park, which was absolutely magical. It was great to see all the creative lanterns and be amongst community and being apart of the parade.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So the internet declared September 25 Dolly Parton Day because in the U.S. that date is abbreviated 9/25 or “9 to 5.” Coincidently, we watched that film the night before. My wife hadn’t seen it, but it was a particular favorite of mine from when I was a kid. 🧵
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nature is wonderful. We occasionally have these tiny flying insects that find their way into our house. They silently fly around, but will occasionally fly right into your ear with a startling buzz sound. I assume it’s loud because of the architecture of your ear and that they’re right in your ear.🧵
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE COUNCIL OF ELROND Elrond: "Speake nowe, who will carrye the ring to Mordor?" Frodo [lookinge for place on the table to putte hys iced coffee]
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bene Gesserit: "Put your righte hande yn the box" Me [figuringe out wher to put my iced coffee]
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEXT SATURDAY I will be guest vending at @mestizashop in Chicago’s Pilsen neighborhood, and I’m inviting you all to come spend part of your Saturday with me! . PLEASE HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS! . #mestiza #pilsen #pug #chicago #toymaker
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me checking the news every morning
A horrified possum in an American mailbox
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Detailed scale dioramas of museums, kiosks, cafés. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes. So manye hues of greene. Yn the cozye glowe of the far future ther ys onlye WARMTH.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just peeked at the state of current events and man, it would really nice to have catastrophic scales of comeuppance one of these days for all these fuckers.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NO FLUID was found in Nolan Wells' lungs or airways, per the autopsy report by the Mississippi State Medical Examiner. How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m making another video with Goodwill of Greater Milwaukee and Chicago, and part of my daily routine is transferring my footage to my desktop and deleting hours of awkward footage of myself from my phone.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Recently we watched the HBO series adaptation of His Dark Materials, in which a “prophecy” is often referred to. It’s your standard faire about a chosen one and the tasks they will perform. It gets referenced quite a bit, and something struck me about this. 🧵
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ the way capitalism can’t help but lead to a small number of psychotic individuals being involved in every aspect of society
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dog playing dead on command is the funniest thing you'll see today. Original post
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why do we need to build a massive triumphal arch for sniper ammo and drones? We don’t have any place else that those can be stored?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 09.20.55
P1- SLUGGO AND NANCY ARE TALKING WITH SEVERAL OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS ON A STREET CORNER , A POLICEMAN WALKS UP SHOUTS TO THEM TO LEAVE 
POLICEMAN: BREAK IT UP
                                BREAK IT UP

P2-LATER SLUGGO IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A FAMILIAR FACE, IT’S THE SAME POLICEMAN FROM EARLIER, TALKING WITH TWO OTHER POLICEMEN 

P3- SLUGGO WALKS PAST THE THREE POLICEMEN AND SAYS TO THEM
SLUGGO: BREAK IT UP,
                        BREAK IT UP
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Warhammer 40K, but it’s about grooming weird space pets in distant 41st millennium.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahead of tomorrow, the 21st of September, I’d like to encourage you to watch this documentary about the artist and songwriter, Allee Willis. youtu.be/zvBSldpFFcc?...
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The World According to Allee Willis - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mattel’s collector’s line has made a Hot Wheels toy of a middle-aged, dad bod Bumblebee from the Transformers.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
20 Sep 2026
Several pugs walk down a hallway. Heathcliff holds out a giant piece of paper, and the pugs all get attached to it. A dog pound employee steps out, showing the product to his boss, and says "It's like flypaper". Heathcliff and the employee walk out of the dog pound with the pugs, and the employee says "He didn't go for the pug paper."

The Kitty Korner reads "Francine Maloczewski of Clinton Township, MI, says her cat 'Minmo' likes to take her spot in bed and even tries to push her out!"
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’ve got to really give it up to dread entity Dormammu. Imagine approaching your enemy doing the splits.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The phrase “drowning in your own blood” always strikes me as odd because either an antagonist has somehow been stockpiling their enemy’s blood or after loosing enough blood to be drowned in, you’d need to resuscitate the person in order to drown them in the blood you’ve collected.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ernest hemingway write about this, bitch
a pair of black adult men's sneakers just sitting in a gas station parking lot
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Among my core philosophies:
Peoples is peoples
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
James Baldwin was right. Palestinians should not have to suffer for what Europeans did to the Jews.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
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God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
THE HEAVENS—Shaking His head in disbelief as the color drained from His face, God, Our Heavenly Father, was reportedly horrified Monday to learn that humans had been consuming the sacred, omniscient p...
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 19/09/2026
curated meme from Tumblr; first @awkwardtrekphotos posts a shot from TOS with the bridge crew grimacing and shielding their faces from a bright light; next @batcows responds: fucking LED headlights
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m a big fan of #skateboardingdogs , I think they’re magical. Please feel free to recommend your favorite skateboarding dogs. .
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Rupert Gnar the Skateboard Dachshund
ALT: Rupert Gnar the Skateboard Dachshund
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The stories take place over centuries and they routinely involve exploding consoles. There obviously is something wrong with the culture in Starfleet’s control department.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NOT TO BE CONTROVERSIAL, but are we boycotting the Patriots and all shows at Gillette Stadium as hard as we are boycotting Ed Sheeran??? Because Robert Kraft deserves the heat about 100x as much, even if Ed is being a little dick bitch for letting him dictate things.
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Maggie Wiggin @maggie162.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My mom used Chat GPT to clean up an old damaged photo of my dad and now it just looks like an actor was hired to gaslight me about what my dad used to look like. I can't believe people like this shit.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💖 please watch 'til end 🤣🙃🤭 #tiffanygomas #mitchMconnell
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A strange voice from far away said, “PRESENTING THE GREATEST TOAD IN ALL THE WORLD!”
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey @aoc.bsky.social , why did you meet with a bunch of MAHA kooks?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026
there’s been some legendarily incorrect iran war takes that age worse with every passing day
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