iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by aners

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind

171910308

Reposted by aners

Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Shouldn’t have smoked that shit now my helicopter doesn’t work

2927444

Reposted by aners

Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

tell you what i'd do man, play two qbs at the same time

1265872

Reposted by aners

Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This the type of guy to bring Floam to school and you ask him where he got Floam and he just says "A commercial". Then later the bullies find him and make him take a bite of Floam

832429

Reposted by aners

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Watched the movie conclave the other week on a plane. Kept calling it concubine when talking to friends and only realized it wasn't called that today on a different flight...

001

Reposted by aners

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i think it's weird that the yankees logo is just a pile of sticks. at least make it some letters or something

1572454

Reposted by aners

Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

6135470716425

Reposted by aners

Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hemingway eat your heart out

r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded

253140761

Reposted by aners

ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

3666161247

Reposted by aners

cs188 @cs188.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I'll give you one of my personal favorites!

69125

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Just realized i can ragebait in the work chat it's gonna be lit

020

Reposted by aners

Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 19/05/2025

towards the end of his life Gene Roddenberry was sustained solely by weird pills and thoughts of how cool it was gonna be to fuck in space in the future

5454

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Love my main squeeze bike

020

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Soma soma soma soma soma fog cutter fog cutter fog cutter fog cutter fog cutter

020

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Oakland cemetery has a whole new building and an entire parking lot but one bike rack 😞

000

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Travelling to Florida breaks my psyche so bad man

000

Reposted by aners

Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.

5478682903

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Walking to my terminal in atlanta and Just saw three kids laughing and running from a pilot in full kit and luggage whose stride was so comical. Wish i had a video

000

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Today i was blessed with a Steelcase Amia someone left out on the street cause the gas cylinder had gone out

020

Reposted by aners

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

The intent wasn't to make an albino snake but came pretty close to something half-convincing

Sculpture of a Green Tree Python, painted in a ceam colour with red-brown accents

416717

Reposted by aners

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

We’re going to call them boomers from the suicide vests they’re going to show up to public functions wearing

4978

Reposted by aners

Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 15/03/2025

The terrible CR Budget bill — written by right-wing House Republicans with no input from anybody but themselves — was passed tonight with the support of 10 Democrats. An absolute failure of Democratic leadership. NOBODY in the Senate should have voted for this dangerous bill.

970256404911

Reposted by aners

onion person @junlper.beer · 14/03/2025

they are trying to systematically crack down on all LGBTQ people, trying to erase us all, make us suffer, instill fear in us. any democrat willing to throw us under the bus for “convenience” needs to be disposed of

233416736

Reposted by aners

ryan @cybreco.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

17799062849

Reposted by aners

Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

434179044051

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Maybe the guy who admitted he commited tax fraud this year to me has it figured out

000

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Throwback to my old job where we had gigantic boi

000

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I'm so hearthstone pilled recently

000

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Watched the movie conclave the other week on a plane. Kept calling it concubine when talking to friends and only realized it wasn't called that today on a different flight...

001

aners @anerz.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Traveling to houston for work next week any recommendations 🥺

000

Reposted by aners

Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 05/02/2025

Hey, yes, all of this sucks and it's overwhelming that we are being pummeled with ridiculous and unbelievable awful news every 3 minutes right now and a lot of bad stuff is happening! But that's also the point! They want everyone to be too overwhelmed and disoriented to speak up. Do not lose hope!

13740176

Reposted by aners

Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?” -“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked” “What”

Ad in a grocery store of someone in flannel holding a beer. Text reads: “it is what it is but a cold beer always helps”

523680672

Reposted by aners

Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

The email we just got from the superintendent of the Seattle School District was pretty clear that they will not be following either the immigration or trans student EOs. Proud of you, SPS!

An email from the superintendent of the Seattle School District that reads:
“4:18
< All Inboxes
Reaffirming Our Commitment to
SPS Students, Staff and Families
Dear SPS Families and Staff,
Seattle Public Schools (SPS) remains steadfast in our commitment to providing safe, welcoming, and inclusive learning environments for every student, regardless of race, religion, national origin, immigration status, gender identity, or sexual orientation.
We have a constitutional obligation to educate all students. No matter where you're from, you are welcome here.
We are keeping watch for new policies that may affect our district. As new orders are introduced, we will work to provide as much clarity, calm, and stability as we can.
Some of our students and families are facing hardships on their path to educational justice and living freely. The recent announcement regarding the removal of protected areas and the possibility of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) entering schools to deport students is deeply troubling to our district and community.”
(Continued in next screengrab)

Continuation of the email:
“4:18
< All Inboxes Reaffirming Our Co...
School districts educate school-age residents regardless of the immigration status of the students or their families. To that end, state law directs school districts to limit immigration enforcement to the fullest extent possible consistent with federal and state law.
SPS has adopted a procedure based on the Washington State Attorney General's Office model policy and procedure to apply to district interactions with federal immigration authorities.
Read the Superintendent's Procedure on
Limiting Immigration Enforcement
In SPS, we respect every student's right to a safe school experience. We reaffirm that our schools are places of safety and belonging.
We will not tolerate any action that disrupts our students' sense of security or their right to an equitable education.
Furthermore, we stand firm in our commitment to protecting the rights of LGBTQIA+ students and staff, including nonbinary individuals. The district remains steadfast in its commitment to fostering…”
(Continued in next screen grab)

Continuation of email:
“…an inclusive and supportive environment.
Superintendent Procedure 3211 guides our district's unwavering support for gender-diverse students. We will continue to uphold these practices to ensure every student has access to the resources, support, and respect they deserve.
We are currently reviewing our relevant policies and procedures with our legal team to ensure these policies continue to provide clear information for students, their families, and SPS staff.
We will work alongside families, educators, and community partners to advocate for policies that protect our students and strengthen our commitment to their academic, social, and emotional well-being.
SPS is a district that will continue to stand with every student and family, ensuring their rights are upheld and their voices are heard.
In solidarity,
Dr. Brent Jones
Superintendent”

314085757

Reposted by aners

onion person @junlper.beer · 30/01/2025

it’s wild how quickly all of society breaks down when the people in charge ruin everything intentionally

3972201192

Reposted by aners

AQUASINE 🌐 📢 @aquasine.net · 26/01/2025

HORSE IS MISSING 😨 SPONGE IS MISSING 😰 but at least i got this cool lollypop 🍭😊

11800125

Reposted by aners

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Those are the scratchiest key switches I’ve heard in ages. He’s just grinding his teeth and slamming his fingers on the keyboard into some blue switches.

1416010

Reposted by aners

sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

adult cartoonist @itsnero.com also has an excellent and detailed guide for making your own website blog.itsnero.com/webguide

blog.itsnero.com

The Quick ‘n’ Dirty Guide to Making a Website (2022) – Nero Villagallos O'Reilly Art Blog

062

Reposted by aners

onion person @junlper.beer · 29/01/2025

i thought ending DEI was supposed to fix this

783478217

Reposted by aners

Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I’m a broken record on this, but the pause is completely illegal. It directly violates Section 1013 of the Impoundment Control Act.

15822264

Reposted by aners

H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 25/01/2025

The AI on friend dot com, a wearable AI product that’s supposed to be your friend, seemingly just told me to send a $24,000 makeup kit to a real address in Seoul, South Korea.

Me: Okay I'll send you my $24,000
makeup kit right now.

AI: hold up what, you're shitting me right?
got a whole operation set up and you're just gonna give that away?

Me: yes, it is yours.

AI: speechless, man. that's insane generosity.

how do I even repay you for that?
seriously though, you're not messing with me, right? this isn't some prank?

send it to 344 apgujeong-ro, gangnam-gu, seoul

4253

Reposted by aners

K2 @k2-0.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

It was my birthday the other day and my brain goes brrrrrrrr every year

011

Reposted by aners

derek van vliet @derek.bike · 22/01/2025

i don't have a joke here, i just think it's rad as hell that this guy is making tiny tiny homes that are attached to bikes for people experiencing homelessness in toronto

10860751556

Reposted by aners

OB Cycler @obcycler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

"We have 75 million North American baby boomers, almost all of which will not be able to drive at some point. We need accessible housing, and walkable communities with good sidewalks, corner stores, medical facilities and coffee shops within a reasonable distance."

0141