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Mr. Million Miles

@mrmillionmiles.bsky.social
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Making horse drink since 2024 www.yahoo

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this comic is from 2014 and is one of the most singularly vindicated comics. even if it was already correct then it is even more correct now
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/03/2026
if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
You know what's up
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
We need a new carnian pluvial episode
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
we almost dedicated season one of strip law to Otzi the Iceman but i decided at the last minute not to. but this was almost the last frame of the show
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
critically acclaimed emmy winning fx series the americans starring matthew rhys and keri russell
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CrunchBite @crunchbite.teamxlink.co.uk · 06/01/2026
If you're still using Twitter/X in any capacity get the fuck off now. Cut ties entirely. Any following you have is not worth it. For any reason.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year!
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I'm done working for this company
Memes/Humor/Satire
for at least 2025.... see you next year
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I wish my writing was capable of characterization as effective as what that mug does for Cassie
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands " www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
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Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
What's our thoughts with regard to Martha
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Post-kill step swabathon
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Pokemon leaks are starting and CNN isn't covering it because of the government shutdown. Distraction technique ?
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I saw Jeffery Epstein alive at the Appleton Wisconsin Octoberfest
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Stop using twitter. I don't care about your brand. Get off
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Can check
I'm holding a tripel beereerrre
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The scale of destruction is devastating.
More than 64,000 Palestinians have been killed, including over 18,000 children and nearly 10,000 women, according to Gazan health officials.
Estimated life expectancy in Gaza has collapsed from 75 years to just over 40 in a single year, one of the steepest declines recorded. Hospitals, schools, churches, mosques and entire neighborhoods have been destroyed. Our analysis found that starvation has been used as a weapon of war and that the medical system has been deliberately destroyed. Maternal health care has been severely undermined. Children have been starved, shot and buried under rubble.
According to UNICEF, one child has died every hour in Gaza. These are not the accidents of war. They are acts calculated to bring about the destruction of a people.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14/09/2025
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
the trans pride flag
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Some cool tips for your online adventure!
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Thank God every day for Riverdale
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Wood star
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john ‮‮ @wilddog.bsky.social · 15/10/2009
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Saw something beautiful today............!
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"To call this place 'evil' implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved" is just burned onto the surface of my brain
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Johnny Cash voice: But I lead a horse to water, just to make it drink
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Just tried to add tags to that retweet like a Tumblr post. I'm so bad at posting. Anyway the tags were gone be #i'll go to war for the bad dunkies
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
First time since I've worked here where I read a headline and immediately thought "Oh this one's about me 100%."
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Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals
CANTON, MA—Stressing that whatever garbage they have on their menu couldn’t possibly be better than what Americans had at home, Dunkin’ officials announced Monday that they no longer have the heart to...
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
by now there should have been a fully realized Flintstones theme park where guests can live 24/7 immersed in Flintstones world, work Flintstones job and own Flintstones property. the Flintstones super fan would especially enjoy nods to Flintstones history and lore, which deserve our respect.
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
When I die I hope every piece of evidence that I existed is vaporized from the internet and my legend lives on only through oral tradition
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I know I haven't said it in a while but it really is crazy just how easy it is to make a horse drink water
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Shit really ſtarted going downhill when we ſtopped uſing the long s. Bring it back
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Stop using twitter
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Get an orange. Go to a neighborhood of single family homes. Stand in the street, pick a direction. Throw the orange as far as you can. Quickly leave
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/07/2025
the more you learn about ai and the business behind it and truly how horribly ai mega datacenters are for the environment and are destroying the communities they’re in it makes you want to return to living in a cave
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
They're calling it Earth.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:
Roy Scheider in Jaws saying his famous line “I hate that fucking shark! I'm going to kill it.”
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
It's a picture of me in the group chat making the same I think you should leave joke over and over. Steph says it once about my grandmother. Sorry this isn't very good alt text. You know the hot dog sketch? Porn hub?
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm having a great day
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Glad to see they're releasing a Tetrisphere - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I don't believe circumscissile dehiscence actually exists but i'd love to be proven wrong
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Alden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Nathan Fielder with his laptop harness.
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Mr. Million Miles @mrmillionmiles.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Claim your Orbs
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