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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open

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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 04/06/2026

playin the hits

simpsons "dont make me tap the sign" meme but the sign is the economist tweet that quotes lenin as saying the economist is "a journal which speaks for british millionaires"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Oh ok it’s something they’re doing to be sexy and not something they’re doing to display a general lack of interest in my knowledge of Futurama trivia

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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Incredible advice all around tbh

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

This is also what every 38 year old man tells himself Ewan you aren’t special it’s called giving up

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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of terrorism to their politics.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Amazing things happening on the Fortnite subreddit

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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Sexy ladies and mother father gentlemen, today is the only day when you can repost this

Gangnam Style was released on the 15th of July, 2012

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Elizabeth 🐂 🏳️‍⚧️ @elizabethbich.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Me after filling my daughter’s bouncy ball with butane because I hate her

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Her name is Racist Grandma, and her journey to being a Trump supporter is more complicated than the divisive narrative the media often tries to spin. Come and learn as we explore her alarming views on the papacy

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Never seen that meme be so on point :')

The appropriate/inappropriate work rules même.

Appropriate : cyberpunk anime saying wanna play the game i'm based on

Inappropriate : arcane show saying the same.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Jesus died on the cross to save us from our sins. Er ok it was 2000 years ago we’ve sinned loads since then. I called my mum a bitch twice this week. And it was just as a greeting. You needn’t have bothered, Jesus. Haha cuck.

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

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ryan @cybreco.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Finally can upload this here.

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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I'M DA FREAKIN WOKER BAYBEE

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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

“First of all, the world’s in Great shape. We got a war raging in Eastern Europe, Ukraine’s holding its own against Russian Aggression, Israel’s Murdering the Palestinians, and America’s being run by a handful of cruel oligarchs.” “So what’s the Bad News?” “Marvel Rivals is actually fun”

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