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Phoenician Thnkr

@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
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Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.

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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual day to all
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Faceless Alien @justa9.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Choo choo!
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I dont ever want to hear about Bears weather ever again.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ive been dealing with that same injury in the same area of the leg. As long as its not a full tear it’s extremely manageable. Annoying. But manageable. Then again I don’t play in the NFL
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Build the stadium. Who cares where. Put a ceiling in it. This game is fucking dog shit.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I fucking hate it here. Shut up and dribble.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Its cool and fun that the earth is dying and its people are suffering so stupid chuds can make shit like this. MAYBE MEST YEAT
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big things are happening out here in the burbs yall. They even got the K9 in on it for….reasons…
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Poles’ inability to draft well on full display. Idk if DA survives this season either.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bre down. Ty for your attention in this matter
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Matthew Triponey @matthewtriponey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
imagining roadrunner just saying "meep meep" over and over in the cadence of the pledge of allegiance
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TRANSMANIAN DEVIL LMAOOO
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man. Oregon’s season just took it in the neck. Not for nothing here’s some dork I found wearing ear plug at a CFB game lmao
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember to leave your favorite boots out for ol Saint Charlie to lick, kids
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s vacation time brothas vacation time yeahhhhh
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
11/9 innit?
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cheers to our laborers who gave us a better life today gang
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dint listen to the doubters, table. Someday someone WILL sit.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s Fest szn gang
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Does the rule of 3 apply to Heads of State by chance? Asking out of curiosity of course.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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Guy who yells slayer @yellingslayer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OBLIGATORY: DOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Drowning my Dolly sorrows in bullshit sugary snacks
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Broken clock ass
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stupid fucking machine.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
God this one hits different. Jolene you bitch.
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is literally always in the back of my mind
A meme of two teens writing. The woman is labeled Dolly Parton and underneath it says 9 to 5. The man is looking at her work. He is labeled Karl Marx and underneath it says the communist manifesto
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu still and fuckass decides to take Dolly Parton from us instead. There is no god.
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
An underrated part of the face eating leopards game is they will in fact eat your fucking face
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/08/2026
I am hearing that Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Any meaningful repudiation of status quo politics is a win actually but cope is fun too I guess
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
APPLE PIES COME TO ME IN MY DREAMS
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Super cool how one party of our very famous very effective two party system is chatoic evil and the other is just Sideshow Bob and the rakes x.com/kenklippenst...
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Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) on X
The DNC Lost Nearly $29,000 to an Email Scammer Posing as Ken Martin https://t.co/fypJLBeZtJ
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jimothy and Cooper buddy detective movie when?! WHEN
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
MADE IT TO FRIDAY
Terrifying goofy statue
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you’re pressed at all about the Bananas playing at Wrigley I need you to go the fuck outside
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G8erlaw68 @g8erlaw68.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Really cool that the highest level of security that exists lets folks post on Twitter at 12:30 in the morning. It really is The Everything App.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to cannibalism BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT! bsky.app/profile/phoe...
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Who’s got that cannibal Venmo
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(Sad economic AND sports noises)
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Found it. Thought about this multiple times last night watching the movie laughing to myself like a gd weirdo but i regret nothing at all
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Odyssey 6.9/7 Bofas
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Makes sense though
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The gym is playing a #banger
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s cool how Chicago went from 115 degree heat index in one week to walking outside is literally toxic to your health but the stupidest mother fuckers on the planet deny the planet is dying because some pasty white shithead who hates the same people they hate said, “nuh uh!”
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
World Cup cameramen scanning the crowd for crying English kids:
Cartoon guy with a shirt that says “sickos” looking into a window and saying: “YES... HA HA HA... YES!”
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The average chud mind is fucking incredible
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