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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No massive fast food chain is really "great" but Taco Bell catching strays for what is MAHA and the current administration's fault is kiiiinda a problem! People gotta pick their targets when directing their ire and right now fingers should be pointed at the people who ruined the protections we had.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The fact that America's Great Pool Fuckup is happening right when Hockney left us is just too much. "but doctor, I am the great political satirist Iannucci"
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Fruit Stripe Gum (circa 1961-2023): A line of fruit-flavored chewing gum, famous for the colorful, zebra-stripe pattern on each stick, and notorious for its expeditious loss of flavor
A pack of gum with zebra-style striped in red, yellow, and green. A cartoon zebra is on the pack, with rainbow strips, playing with a soccer ball. Above it are four sticks of gum in green, yellow, orange, and red wax paper respectively, each with a zebra playing a sport like tennis or basketball
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/05/2026
(PS: want to read the book before the paperback release but don't want to pay for the hardcover? That's what your local library is for! Which, by the way, usually prefers hardcover because they're more durable and stand up to repeated lending. Support your loyal library!)
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026
There are billboards in SF that say “stop hiring humans“ Today in the Bell Riots are coming news
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E z r a @bruit.eurosky.social · 19/04/2026
YOU LIKE PEOPLE YOU LIKE BOOKS BE A LIBRARIAN (may 1945)
a poster with a drawing of a person wearing a dress and another wearing pants under a sign that reads "your future" 

it's an ad for the Uof T library school, the caption reads "you like people you like books be a librarian"
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Joel Cunningham @joelevard.com · 16/04/2026
guys, this is how you lose the time war
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hi I’m Alex goldman and I host a podcast called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social that is like long form documentary journalism. If you’ve ever listened to Reply All before it’s sorta like that cuz I used to host that too. I’m asking you if you like the show to please share with your friends.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m looking for a new vet for my cat, this one seems to have a great bedside manner with all sorts of animals 🐾
Illustrated image of a man in flowing robes and long dark hair surrounded by a variety of animals
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Impeachment is not some special exception from normal politics where you shouldn't say it unless you already have the votes in hand. You go out and plainly advocate what you think should be done, and attack those who refuse to do it, just like on anything else.
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - I hate this useless piece of shit software - Depression
After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut - No depression
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
MASSIVE fan of this one:
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
In 5 days, the crew will be further away from Elon Musk than anyone else has ever been. Goosebumps!
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Mary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 01/04/2026
A calico cat watches the Artemis II launch on TV while wearing a NASA harness
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
damn Pizzaballa has the sauce
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)
Elderly man with a thin mustache holding a cardboard sign
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Artist: @jess.a.creates
A four-panel comic with a pink background featuring a simplified, hand-drawn skeleton. In the first three panels, the skeleton holds or stands next to a white laundry basket filled with pink and white clothes.

Panel 1: The skeleton holds the basket. Text: "People my age are parenting actual humans."

Panel 2: The skeleton continues to hold the basket. Text: "I told myself I could have a treat if I folded the laundry."

Panel 3: The skeleton looks down at the basket, which is now on the floor. Text: "It's been on the floor for three days."

Panel 4: A close-up of the skeleton’s face with a wide, toothy grin. Text: "I ate the treat."
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 27/03/2026
"I don't want you to hang my photo in your offices. Because a President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang pictures of your children instead. And before you make a decision, look into their eyes." - Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I am sponsoring a racecar in Vermont, driven by a young woman from my town. The entire hood and back bumper have been reserved for whatever pro-library message I'll put on there. $600 total. 🏎️ I crowdsource this fun project every year. Chip in? Venmo: @iamthebestartist or DM me for other options.
A young woman with long brown hair smiles as she stands next to her racecar next to a slew of trophies. The back panel, if you zoom in, says "I've got a need... to read. USE YOUR LIBRARY"
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Don’t make me tap the sign. Its support trans people or Harry Potter can’t have both
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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LIBRA KING @libraking.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Lol
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
lmao
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
bluesky: the sports app
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the vengeful pillow by Edward Gorey
Photo of a black pillow in a black chair. Two slightly angry looking cat eyes stare out from the pillow’s lower half
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/03/2026
A lot of us in USA would be well served to recall that when we look back on that era we don't call it Germany With Some Nazis we call it Nazi Germany. We don't distinguish between people who silently disapproved or didn't like it but accepted it. We lump them in with the Nazis. And that is correct.
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ReadingDanger @readingdanger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So a positive thing about looking through all this historical children's songs material is that I'm finding things like counting songs that DON'T have a terrible past that could be revived.
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 17/03/2026
Hey cool, they did a news story about the least impressive working dog. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/loca...
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Detection dog at Toronto Pearson Airport helps border services seize 22.5 kilos of raw meat from passenger from Egypt
A savvy detector dog at Toronto Pearson Airport sniffed out more than 22 kilograms of raw meat from the luggage of a traveller hailing from Egypt earlier this month, says Canada Border Service Agency ...
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
this result is good enough that i hope more young women who saw this unfold feel empowered to run for stuff, if nothing else
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Two years ago, in a donut shop in Georgia, I made a commitment to myself and to the American people that I would do “whatever makes sense.” But a lot of what’s been happening lately doesn’t make much sense to me anymore.
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Richard Heppner 🤷🏼‍♂️ @rlheppner.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
There's no way that headline and photograph were accidental.
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ugh I love my big chunky frames I never thought about this ugh!
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’ll save you a click it’s public speaking
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SPOOKY Martlet_Fan_64 🐈‍⬛🐦🩵🐁🧡🌊 @zenithmartlet.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
SILENCE, AI Overview. Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, is talking.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
senators gotta stop doing posts that are like "this is a huge problem. act like it." dude I know it's a huge problem. that's what I elect you to deal with. I'm a guy in a used hoodie and costco pants, you're a senator.
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Julia Gulia 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @jrobb773.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think about this a lot.
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg
@TheRaDR
We need diverse representation not only so every kid can see themselves as the hero of the story, but so that every kid can understand that *other* kinds of kids are *also* the heroes of the story.
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Popstonox @popstonox.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
MSNBC reveals dark money group "Democracy Unmuted" has been paying influencers $1,500 per negative post about Kat Abughazaleh One post from TheWokeGinger, with over 1,000,000 followers, recited whole sentences from the Democracy Unmuted brief
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Lizard @ Comms Open! @lizmccownart.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
200 follower giveaway 🥳 Like and reblog this post to enter to win a free painting of your pet :3 I’ll pick the winner on 3/18/26!
A square painting of a black terrier with his tongue sticking out. A person holding a circular painting of a black cat wearing a tiara.
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Scotty B @scottyb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Dems should run on TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES! Freedom of speech Freedom of press Freedom of religion Separation of powers Universal application of the law Nation of immigrants etc.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 09/03/2026
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 09/03/2026
I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...
A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Selling ARCs hurts everyone involved in making the book happen--AND it's a dick move. Please don't be an asshole about us trying to give you fun, free, cool shit. Don't buy or sell advance reader copies.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/03/2026
be careful out there folks, a gallon of gas just tried to buy me
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