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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amazing
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No massive fast food chain is really "great" but Taco Bell catching strays for what is MAHA and the current administration's fault is kiiiinda a problem! People gotta pick their targets when directing their ire and right now fingers should be pointed at the people who ruined the protections we had.
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And yes I can see the stupid thing in your catalog standing alone, but it’s helpful to see it next to shelving and a person? Don’t make me get my tape measure and lol imagination/spatial awareness out
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I was at some library vendor fair and some furniture company PowerPoint was all AI and I was like this is not helpful? At all? Like you don’t have pictures of your real furniture in an actual library?
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The fact that America's Great Pool Fuckup is happening right when Hockney left us is just too much. "but doctor, I am the great political satirist Iannucci"
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It was a bit more obvious how SMART the 2 main characters were in the book I’d say
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The adaptation is really good, I feel; I have some quibbles but for the most part think they made improvements, especially on Stratt’s character (who I liked in the book but was a bit 1-dimensional)
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
One of us! One of us!!
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Fruit Stripe Gum (circa 1961-2023): A line of fruit-flavored chewing gum, famous for the colorful, zebra-stripe pattern on each stick, and notorious for its expeditious loss of flavor
A pack of gum with zebra-style striped in red, yellow, and green. A cartoon zebra is on the pack, with rainbow strips, playing with a soccer ball. Above it are four sticks of gum in green, yellow, orange, and red wax paper respectively, each with a zebra playing a sport like tennis or basketball
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/05/2026
(PS: want to read the book before the paperback release but don't want to pay for the hardcover? That's what your local library is for! Which, by the way, usually prefers hardcover because they're more durable and stand up to repeated lending. Support your loyal library!)
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Goat Foods” by Gary Larson
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026
There are billboards in SF that say “stop hiring humans“ Today in the Bell Riots are coming news
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E z r a @bruit.eurosky.social · 19/04/2026
YOU LIKE PEOPLE YOU LIKE BOOKS BE A LIBRARIAN (may 1945)
a poster with a drawing of a person wearing a dress and another wearing pants under a sign that reads "your future" 

it's an ad for the Uof T library school, the caption reads "you like people you like books be a librarian"
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I was lucky during the height of the pandemic—no big immediate issues—but I was bottle feeding a baby kitten and my store was out of kitten formula and I starting crying & begging. The clerk suggested frozen goat milk they had. Kitten survived but man
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Trying so hard to give credit did it wrong! But you two are both at the top of the pantheon in my eyes!
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
She looks like she spontaneously generated from your rug!
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I MUST link to one of the best @captainawkward.bsky.social posts of all time, scroll down to # 3 www.askamanager.org/2018/01/i-pa...
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I paid for fake references, Leap Year birthdays, and more
It’s five answers to five questions. Here we go… 1. I paid for fake references I did something stupid and paid for two fake references after a job interview. Well, as you could probably predict, it’s ...
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
lol I’m overstating but you know, cranky guys at the photocopier, people annoyed their ILL is still… somewhere but not here? So I’m like yes I will take it off and go to nyc or something!
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
As a public librarian I usually take it off to minimize someone being mean to me on my birthday! Lolsob
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Joel Cunningham @joelevard.com · 16/04/2026
guys, this is how you lose the time war
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How the hell did you/your healthcare figure that out in time??! I was “lucky”, I had it start in the corner of my eye so saw it and was freaked out about it as quickly as possible
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hi I’m Alex goldman and I host a podcast called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social that is like long form documentary journalism. If you’ve ever listened to Reply All before it’s sorta like that cuz I used to host that too. I’m asking you if you like the show to please share with your friends.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m looking for a new vet for my cat, this one seems to have a great bedside manner with all sorts of animals 🐾
Illustrated image of a man in flowing robes and long dark hair surrounded by a variety of animals
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
lol you should delete this because this would be an amazing short story!
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Impeachment is not some special exception from normal politics where you shouldn't say it unless you already have the votes in hand. You go out and plainly advocate what you think should be done, and attack those who refuse to do it, just like on anything else.
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Nothing will beat the holey Spoon of Tantalus (I hope)
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - I hate this useless piece of shit software - Depression
After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut - No depression
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Love his markings! My boy Jason had little white toes
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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
MASSIVE fan of this one:
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
In 5 days, the crew will be further away from Elon Musk than anyone else has ever been. Goosebumps!
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Mary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 01/04/2026
A calico cat watches the Artemis II launch on TV while wearing a NASA harness
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Like who wants this? I imagine most of the even most MAGA types feel serving in the armed forces should give some grace to family members
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
damn Pizzaballa has the sauce
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)
Elderly man with a thin mustache holding a cardboard sign
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Artist: @jess.a.creates
A four-panel comic with a pink background featuring a simplified, hand-drawn skeleton. In the first three panels, the skeleton holds or stands next to a white laundry basket filled with pink and white clothes.

Panel 1: The skeleton holds the basket. Text: "People my age are parenting actual humans."

Panel 2: The skeleton continues to hold the basket. Text: "I told myself I could have a treat if I folded the laundry."

Panel 3: The skeleton looks down at the basket, which is now on the floor. Text: "It's been on the floor for three days."

Panel 4: A close-up of the skeleton’s face with a wide, toothy grin. Text: "I ate the treat."
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Oh yes I had a cat who tried to get into my (very creamy & light) coffee every morning and I finally had the great idea to let him try it, obviously he wouldn’t like it and would thereafter leave me alone…
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 27/03/2026
"I don't want you to hang my photo in your offices. Because a President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang pictures of your children instead. And before you make a decision, look into their eyes." - Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
lol I also show off/try harder in class
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
No workout was ever better for me than body pump! Miss taking classes in it (I know they have an app)
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I am sponsoring a racecar in Vermont, driven by a young woman from my town. The entire hood and back bumper have been reserved for whatever pro-library message I'll put on there. $600 total. 🏎️ I crowdsource this fun project every year. Chip in? Venmo: @iamthebestartist or DM me for other options.
A young woman with long brown hair smiles as she stands next to her racecar next to a slew of trophies. The back panel, if you zoom in, says "I've got a need... to read. USE YOUR LIBRARY"
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I hope this is beneath you but this is actually my introduction to you and it’s been up for 8+ hours sooooo
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Oh Ellen Paul has done fantastic things, especially at the CT Library Consortium!!
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Yes, I was thinking maybe that but lol 15 seconds and also with the flashes Like what demographic is this appealing to?
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Also I should have said fuck this guy
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amyschumann.bsky.social @amyschumann.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Maybe I’m old but what the hell is going on with the random flashes and the stupid crackling old-time y overlay? If nothing else those 2 effects contradict each other!
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