Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 04/10/2026PLEASE REMEMBER TO COLLECT YOUR DRY CLEANING 041
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Where does fairy liquid REALLY come from? 210
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 02/10/2026At the dentists and overheard someone actually being booked in for two thirty. So that really happens. 082
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm more of a Crystal Maze man, tbh. 020
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I see those lads are adding more and more dates to their megatour which is, y'know, fine... but imagine how many little bands and venues would love to see you, and for a FRACTION of the price. *wistful emoji* 011
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We’re well past the funnest the internet was ever going to be. Like, MILES past it. Anyway. Sleep well, yeah? 042
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersAltrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Want to know where it all went wrong? When telly presenters started speaking with their mouths full. 131
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Want to know where it all went wrong? When telly presenters started speaking with their mouths full. 131
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People on home improvement shows with a budget of £30k or whatever then sit around at the end going "Umm yeah we overspent by £1.2 million but y'know " should go to prison. 040
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Could’ve gone with LAKE AMERICAGREATAGAIN but ok next timeabcnews.comTrump signs executive order renaming Lake Ontario to 'Lake America'The name change is "effective immediately," Trump said. 131
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If you had to slide a bolt, push a gate, open some shutters and bang impatiently on a locked door, then yes, madam, we’re closed. We’ll make it easier for you during opening hours. 072
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersAltrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hey Netflix how about a show where kinda self-styled celebrities try to find dry cleaners they haven’t been barred from? 082
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Lad jumping the Aldi queue then dropping all your stuff in the car park please enjoy an “oh dear” from the rest of us. 040
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Look, just give all this pistachio nonsense a rest. You’re just turning stuff green and pretending it tastes different. Pack it in. 070
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 19/08/2026give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head 010
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Expensive clothes doesn’t mean good clothes. 010
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "literal" KID: can you use it in a sentence JUDGE: yes 212434
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Oh right haha "strain" your eyes cos colander got it great stuff 000
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I really like the word “slew”. /End 010
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 09/08/2026O Brother, Where Art Thou? is way better. 020
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 28/07/2026There’s end-to-end encryption and then there’s my 14yo having a conversation with her friends. 030
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is everything ok, Quiz of the Day? 110
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 27/07/2026No. There are SO many things to defund before this magnificent pile of nuts and bolts.bbc.co.ukJodrell Bank's Lovell telescope faces axe in science cuts, BBC understandsAstronomers warn it would tear the heart out of UK science, and leave a generation untrained. 0125
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersAltrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Show off. 3144
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Left a WhatsApp group eight seconds after I was added to it. A new PB. 050
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 25/07/2026We’re open til 2pm so you’d better get moving if you live four hours away. 010
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You’re either a person who does sarcastic thank you waves to drivers who don’t do actual thank you waves or you’re a grown up. I can’t have it both ways. 010
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 24/07/2026A friend once said to me “I’d rather do nothing at all than something I enjoy doing” and it’s still the most profound thing I’ve ever heard. (Note: He’s a bass guitarist) 010
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Saw a LITTLE KID wearing a Pantera t-shirt and I asked ok then what's their best album and they said umm it's close but Vulgar Display over Cowboys probably and I was like... ok yeah that's probably correct bye 031
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness 110
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersAltrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Exhausting, isn’t it? All of this. *waves vaguely* 1114
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Exhausting, isn’t it? All of this. *waves vaguely* 1114
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersAltrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Well I just think it’s the taking part that counts and hope all the footballers had a lovely day xxx 0101
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Well I just think it’s the taking part that counts and hope all the footballers had a lovely day xxx 0101
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersAltrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If It’s coming home It’s going to want some laundry done and dear god can you imagine the SMELL after sixty years no thanks 0192
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If It’s coming home It’s going to want some laundry done and dear god can you imagine the SMELL after sixty years no thanks 0192
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Told the kids that when I die if they do one of those AI walk-through videos of my life I will haunt them so badly. Y’know, really mess them up. 001
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 13/07/2026So good to get a nice refreshing blast of steam every ten seconds 060
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hey Netflix how about a show where kinda self-styled celebrities try to find dry cleaners they haven’t been barred from? 082
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292392070
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 08/07/2026There are few moments more precious to us than a bad tempered customer’s realisation their partner sent them to the wrong dry cleaners. 091
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Ugh. Right. Let’s have another go today, shall we? 110
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Time to get swivel-eyed about that prince lad again, is it? Yawn emoji. 030
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I saw this truck in Mexico City a while ago. Proof that there is ALWAYS more room. 020
Reposted by Altrincham Dry CleanersAltrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Thinking about the time we cleaned a rug that looked like a chicken. 1174
Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hope in Every Heart and My Emptied Wheelie Bin Left in the Same Postcode 010
