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Algoterbag

@algoterbag.bsky.social
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Fred Warner enjoyer, Randy Arozarena beholder, Josh Naylor admirer, Yamal believer

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it is extremely ironic that, even for the guys deputized as a roving secret police to kill other Americans basically at their leisure, the highest form of existence they can conceive of and project is still basically “lifestyle influencer”. Everyone wants to be a fucking Content Creator
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re going to love the new manager Lou Pinella
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mr president you promised to make chicken nuggets cheaper and I feel betrayed
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Allied post war "denazification" was a massive failure. nuremberg was a massive failure. the Nazis who survived were, in large, not held to account. suggesting otherwise is fantasy.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A man on threads saying “ha I look like a minion. Liver is failing.” With a pic of himself. A woman replies “banana heart break emoji”
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good afternoon, may god strike down the repulsive and loathesome los angeles Rams tonight on Monday Night Football
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Inspired play call sir
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t want to be dramatic but: tonight’s game will determine whether Ole Miss or LSU fans are destined for hell
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 13/09/2026
You’d think differently if there were democrats running on the Genocide for Insufferable Dorks platform.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 11/09/2026
Yep. The path from "fed up with experts" to "I do my own research" to "SAVE US FROM SATAN'S TRAFFIC LIGHTS!" is reliably straight.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/09/2026
Once again, the major divide in politics is between people who interact with the world as adults and people who don’t. The problem is that the country doesn’t expect one side of our political conversation to be adults and the other to clean up after them. Republicans are dad, Democrats are mom.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/09/2026
he is quite possibly the single most disrespected deceased individual in human history
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「YASE」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
J.J. McCarthy, get ready to learn Baton Rouge, buddy.
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 30/08/2026
Necrons are the Black Israelites of the Warhammer Universe, in this essay I…
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
god I hope we get another Kofimania in AEW
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The levels of delusion under which these guys operate are truly unprecedented in modern history. This guy *literally* claimed that AI would eventually allow him to control *actual galaxies in space*. We've turned our entire society over to comic book megalomaniacs.
WSJ headline that reads

Tech

The Connections That Turned a Precocious Teen Into the Fallen Nostradamus of AI

A 24-year-old investor was hailed as a visionary and attracted billions--before turning into Wall Street's latest cautionary tale For the past few years, at happy hours and dinner parties in San Francisco, Leopold Aschenbrenner kept confusing people by sharing his favorite outlandish idea.

He wanted to buy galaxies.

Some of his friends weren't always sure what to make of Aschenbrenner's intergalactic ambitions. He once left the room and they debated whether he was referring to physical galaxies or a type of private plane.No, he assured them when he came back. He meant galaxies.

His idea was that advances in artificial intelligence would soon unlock resources on a cosmic scale, enabling humans to colonize faraway planets. He planned to save money now so he could spend on galaxies, he told them, and make his mark across the universe.
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Hoosier Homer is reading The Fifth Sun by Camilla Townsend @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"no permanent naval campaign can be undertaken in a distant theater of operations unless the forces... include sufficient auxiliary vessels of the requisite types to permit the establishment of a main fleet base of considerable size, capable of self-containment for several months" dont tell DoD
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Frame #5150 from S04 -E02 - Chen and Sakai Spotlight-628196
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
one funny plane crash makes america sooooooo Interesting
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Imagine Welsh Jar Jar Binks, he’s so powerful
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i have been manually sending denny carter data to anthropic
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*****
Garfield is a boy cat.
May 10, 2010
garfield
3 likes
ob Like Q Comment
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yankees fans do not deserve human rights
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don’t want to join your SHIT website I want to post about GARFIELD
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Loser shit. Good lord. Democrats can’t win because anytime they get a win, it’s framed as good for the republicans
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm far less critical of Argentina's brand of dirty football than most but that was a dire display and I'm glad Spain weren't dragged the penalties. The best team in the world won the World Cup. No real argument to it. And the spiritual winners? The great Cape Verde!
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
God really outdid himself when he created Argentinians. Didn't think creating a more annoying Italian was possible, but credit where credit is due.
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This game was always going to be trash because of stadium. The raw ass energy of the New York Jets haunts the place and is too powerful for even these elite athletes to overcome.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Funniest part of this is England believing their ability to play Haramball would succeed because it worked against Mexico. Mexico made them lose
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No Context Ringer Fantasy Football Show @nocontextrffs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Prevent defense prevents winning
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England getting hit with an Atlanta Falcons Canon Event™️
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 15/07/2026
I hope Robert McNamara has to watch this on a loop in hell
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
@SecWar
X.com
The High-T Department of War.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The buckshot lariat can now be done without risk of pregnancy
AEW Graphic
"HANGMAN" ADAM PAGE
RECENTLY HAD A VASECTOMY
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pass the ball, dipshit.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/07/2026
Everyone is 13 and everything is gender
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 09/07/2026
I just told someone at work to “go put some beans on corn about it” and neither of us know what I meant but we both knew it wasn’t good
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt went full Dan Wilson. Hate 2 see it
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“Hucklebuckets” @hucklebuckets.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i don’t have any analysis besides, in all seriousness, everything he touches dies lol
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 06/07/2026
Cristiano Ronaldo still has zero goals from open play in World Cup knockout matches his whole career
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
bye ronaldo
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