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Jack Eason

@jackeason.bsky.social
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Watcher of movies. Hoarder of Blu-rays. Drinker of tea. Live from Chicago.

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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22h
Attempting to log back into my work computer
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22h
My weekend plans involve going to see Master of the Flying Guillotine at The Music Box on Saturday and, if @severinfilms.bsky.social happen to be there selling movies and they happen to have a copy of A Bay of Blood, well, I may happen to pick that bad boy up.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 23h
Whatever happened to Grok's tween anime pornstar girlfriend anyway?
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 23h
No home video release is truly essential but this is pretty close. The House Is Black alone gets it 98% of the way there.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For our 400th ep, @stevecuff.bsky.social, Adam and I watched the Atlas Shrugged trilogy and learned about the real superheroes, CEOs. So do as you're told, non-CEO, and tune in (attached clip unfortunately not representative of movies' actual entertainment value) optimismvaccine.com/episode/cine...
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A good day to cancel HBO
A box reads "We have cancelled your subscription." Below it are a list of options to answer the question, "What made you decide to cancel." The bottom "Other" option is selected and in the text box below is written, "Your new owner's an enormous piece of shit."
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No downsides to not having a job if you still have money. Sadly my parents neglected to set this up for me.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Played a bit of Slipstream last night, a fun Outrun clone. No idea how or when I acquired it but it's pretty hypnotic. It does have one glaring flaw, on PS5 at least. The game locks momentarily whenever the soundtrack switches track. Which can be lethal in such a fast paced, rhythmic game.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reinstalled GTAV last night. Have the urge to give it another try, but this time I plan to stick to the story. Last time I immediately started exploring and basically drove myself to boredom doing a bunch of pointless errands.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At this point voters will just be mad at Dems for screwing up yet another straightforward task.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Support for the Death Penalty is a worrying indicator of a condition cognitive researchers have termed, "Baby Brain." Often, this cannot be cured.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holly had a fern that took a dramatic turn for the worst a little while ago. Later we'd find leaves and stalks lying at the base of the vase. Cat was obviously responsible but never caught them interacting with the plant. Then this morning we found this.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's difficult to log into work when you have two kittens you could be playing with instead. Like, it's physically difficult because how the fuck do I type like this?
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it maybe because you're quite old for a professional athlete and no longer able to compete at the highest levels of the sport which was readily evident in the most recent World Cup and you'll be four years older when the next one happens? Is that the reason? It'd be a fair reason.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I applaud @vinsyn.bsky.social for incuding this subtitle option (although I wish they came in white, but whatever).
Photo of Blu-ray menu screen offering "Original Cantonese 2.0 Soundtrack" with options of "Newly translated English subtitles" and "Shockingly Bad English subtitles."
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Knew it would happen. Kate has worn down Banville and now they hang out together all the time because he knows he's all empty threats.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to tell my boss I can't work right now because my cat is hunting my fingers whenever I type. She's already drawn blood once. We're at an impasse.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Particularly enjoy the follow up here confirming they own a dachshund. Yup.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never watched this so my intro to Lowery was A Ghost Story, which I caught at my first Chicago Critics Fest. Felt very exciting to be there, a packed house, this is why I moved to Chicago etc. and then the movie started and it got bad fast and soon I realized it could not get better.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagining what could've been if Tangerine Dream ever got to score a John Woo joint (although my memory suggests TD did show up on the soundtrack to a HK movie I watched once upon a time but I don't remember which one)
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You don't see much about John Krasinski these days. So that's nice.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More Johnnie To in 4K (and Ah Long is a significant one!) but also it's Shout Factory so I'll wait and hope someone else does a better job.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wonder will this be dedicated to bloviating noise or is he going to announce something that actively worsens everything. You can never tell.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell of a thing to make a movie about one of the wildest swings in studio filmmaking and turn in something that exists to be watched on the back of an airplane seat.
Boorman and the Devil (2025) David Kittredge
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
John Boorman recounting something David Lean once said to him (as he recalls Exorcist II): "We all make failures, try not to make a famous one."
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spirit of the Beehive remains incredible. One the great debuts. Not a complete thought, but the focus on Ana tying her shoelaces, a foundational skill as a child enters the larger world, I was reminded of how Miyazaki has Chihiro adjust her shoes before running in Spirited Away.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hectic morning. Woken up bright and early by a kitten exfoliating my forehead with her sandpaper tongue. Grabbed some pastries and a coffee, cracked into the new season of Taskmaster NZ and now it's off to the movies for The Spirit of the Beehive on 35mm.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching all things Exorcist this weekend and the Legion Cut of part III really hammered home, if this wasn't a direct inspiration for Kurosawa's Cure, they are in intimate conversation.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gassing up the cae right now and they're looking for $4.90 a gallon for regular. That cant be right? Is something happening in the Middle East or something?
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Suki and Kate pre-bedtime sparring
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit, nearly missed that Music Box is showing The Spirit of the Beehive this Sunday. Been meaning to revisit it for years. That was one of those movies that felt like an incredible unearthed discovery to me when Criterion first put it out on DVD.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just watched The Exorcist (good flick, check it out) and then watched an intro by Friedkin and it's very funny how much Matthew Holness is directly imitating him to create Garth Marenghi.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Randomly thinking about how Bob Seger rhymes "do" with itself in Turn The Page. That's amateur hour stuff, Seger!
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guessing Trump wouldn't shut up about his ballroom.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Suki is using all her moves on Kate the Kitten.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gummo is, oddly enough, a movie I have heard co-workers talk about (they weren't fans).
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tickets purchased for The History of Concrete at Music Box this weekend. Finally gonna learn what concrete is and maybe even where I can find some.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Devils NC-17 rating, did Warners actually resubmit it or are they reusing an original rating? The MPAA is chaotic and Christian blasphemy may still rile them up but seems funny a stylized studio feature from 1971 could merit such concern in 2026. Have they seen what's on TV?
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Discovered a new extreme sport: preparing chicken for my dinner whike holding two kittens at bay. I don't think I was entirely successful but that's what cooking is for.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The least a $1,000 should be able to purchase is a Kid Rock-free experience.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found myself talking up Isao Takahata's The Tale of Princess Kaguya yesterday and realized I haven't watched it in 10+ years. Gonna fix that this week. In my memory as one of the greatest movies of the 21st century.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always think of Victor Chavez taking the podium after George W. and complaining about the smell of sulfur. Nothing much changes (except at least W didn't kidnap Chavez).
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Channeling powers
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got a large coffee. An unusual extravagance for me but for the last two nights, Baba the Kitten has been my pillow pal. This was very cute the first night, as she slept with minimal interruption, but last night around 5am she discovered she could bite my ears and that's apparently really fun.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Coven
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You've got to wonder, of that select few who saw Scary Movie V in theater, did a single person see the movie's post credits scene, which begins more than 14 mins after the movie ends.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They have to still show up and take photos just in case today's the day.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Might watch a movie today.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just went to Whole Foods and then Target. Overwhelmed by the beauty of White Culture. Owl City started playing while I picked up a pack of Spindrift. Life's so beautiful sometimes.
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Jack Eason @jackeason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's why it's a very good game. The permutations and knowledge gap are simply insurmountable for any amount of logic or deduction to predictably work. It's specifically about emotion and instinct and managing a crowd. It's a game of life. You can't logic and reason your way into a win position.
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