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Curt Affair

@wrongopinionman.bsky.social
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Did you read the handle? DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT VP of Operations at Oak Table Analysis LLC

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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 3h
The pillars that hold the world aloft are crumbling and no human rule or law will survive the unfolding calamity. This is why we here at Meta are proud to present the Crotch Recorder,
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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 1h
imagine the supermax prison he made for Aaron Blockgers
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 58m
Every time I watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall it's even better than I remember it being
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 3h
Almost crashed my car from how hard I was crying at this whole thing
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 4h
"Nothing in the Bible supports any of this" applies to about 99% of the shit your party talks about daily
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Tre’Shon @treshon.io · 5h
Cam Ward with the thousand yard stare
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 5h
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 5h
Just want everyone to know i have purchased a wifey crewneck and will be cropping it
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 6h
Elon Musk is back in government, baby! This time he’s doing, uh, some supervillain shit with Soulpatch Killer Robot Guy and everyone’s least favorite “what if Lee WON at Gettysburg” novelist.
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 5h
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 7h
Please tell me he hangs brain
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 7h
Divine Providence.
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JBdubs @jaybdoubleyou.bsky.social · 11h
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 11h
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 7h
What do you mean someone woke up today and found out the real answer to if he could fly the plane in an emergency??
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Kyra Dempsey - Admiral Cloudberg @kyracloudy.bsky.social · 8h
Passenger says he pulled FlyDubai plane out of its dive after struggle with suicidal pilot: "I watch Air Crash Investigation" (BBC News)
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 8h
A second Wile E Coyote movie has hit the Oak Table board holy shit
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 12h
Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though
The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 9h
Seahawks legend Barkevious Mingo
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 9h
Everu day. Every day I take unrelenting psychic damage.
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KTP- Pittsburgh Gray Squirrel (Punting Analyst) @dinopapazekos.bsky.social · 9h
5. A bush at your brother’s mother-in-law’s place 4. Off the edge of a canyon 3. The old Heinz Field circular troughs (perfect for community building) 2. Any statue of Christopher Columbus 1. Cathedral of Learning floor 11 (philosophy dept. has marble bathrooms)
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 10h
So my take on this is that if you think you can cut 1/5th of your management team and still operate how you're operating now, then you never needed those managers to begin with
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23h
Bugs Bunny in dress (left) gave him a cigar.
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genuinely has a frat ever contributed something positive to society?
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He had all afternoon and this is the best he could come up with. Great ratio!
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Nick Mullens throws a 75 yard touchdown to Dante Pettis
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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate how search results show shorts first. Shorts are for mindless scrolling, not video essays on the merits of the V12 Rolls Royce Griffon and Merlin engines used in the RAF Supermarine Spitfire tyvm!!!
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are the youtube app developers trying to overclutter the mobile app on purpose or did they make it unusable on accident?
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s the CEO of one of the most consistently hateful organizations in the country, you fucking losers
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love in Godzilla: King Of The Monsters when they're like "oh yeah you know this impossibly large plane we've got, that also acts as the headquarters of our organization? We're gonna use it as bait multiple times against this thing that creates hurricanes when it gets annoyed"
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the FUCK is going on with the dude on the left's hairline
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Enceladus - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/boZRzv
Cassini NAC R+B color view taken on 2011-01-31. The top 1/4th of the image was colorized based on the rest of the image due to missing data for the red channel. The crescent was slightly overexposed in both filters. South pole is roughly at the 6:30 o'clock position.

Distance: 81 000 km
Phase angle: 155 deg
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The girl i followed to London lived in Tooting and when she would get mad at me she would walk to the cemetary and pick out which gravestone would be mine lmao
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's right
Seahawks event at Los Hernandez Tamales in Union Gap
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is such a *stellar* arrangement, and hearing the crowd rev up at the end hits a little harder than usual
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lmao *that's* why everyone is maryland posting??? This country is so fucking stupid lmaooo
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Alan W. Rentsch @kbuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
coen brothers need to get the rights to this story asap
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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Laptop Repair Specialist: Eustace Hammer
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
😒 "Looping you in for visibility" 😏 "Sir, you're gonna want to see this"
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
our culture i think has more visibility and consequence for gender based violence than most throughout human history, but we have allowed the ugliness that feeds it to thrive unabated in tandem
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brother it's 4th and 22, if you throw a deep int it helps you, might as well throw the ball somewhere in bounds
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What in the world did he see there jesus
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jaundiced victorian orphan head coach
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you even visit dealdash you should be automatically disqualified from ever obtaining a credit card again
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like this commercial that implies the guy who won an Oscar for screenwriting is unable to understand a simple near rhyme
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zach Ertz... unc does not still got it
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when the Eagles paid Josh McCown $200,000 to stay at home and not get covid in case they needed an emergency qb
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lmao Aikman "Keenum might be old, no arm, can't run, and sucks ass, but he's cute so we'll let him play"
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hurts almost threw the Darnold pick-six
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