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@alexthemillionth.bsky.social
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Archivist, knitter, prog rock nerd. Trans rights or I bites. They/he.

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
super high guy on the street looks at me and goes—where am I? Is this the end of the rainbow? and I said I don’t know man, that’s the US Capitol over there And he just goes “oh shit then no”
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👻spOOokika👻 @the17thqueen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Urban blue voters need to understand that if farm workers could vote, rural farming areas would turn blue overnight. But they can’t. Stop punishing rural America just because only landlords control the vote.
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 24/09/2026
early bird
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/08/2026
Well that's what happens when you microwave a planet and don't use your spoon to make a little hollow in the middle, it heats up all unevenly and then you burn your tongue on part of it and it's still frozen at the edge of the... uh... I mean, nothing I never microwave planets
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the lessons we need to take are clear. Dolly said "find out who you are and do it on purpose", and Tim Curry's line is "don't dream it, be it" they would both be disappointed if we wrote that off as corny. so what? it's necessary. we have everything to lose if we are dishonest to ourselves.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She was the best of all us 🖤
Find out who you are and do it on purpose. Says Skeletor who is the saddest he’s been in a long time. RIP Dolly
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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The Latest Alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @alexthemillionth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*screams of archivist rage*
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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The Latest Alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @alexthemillionth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just want to say that the wallet (pink interior) arrived over the weekend and it's fantastic. I smile every time I open it
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 13/07/2026
this is where your money goes when you buy harry potter stuff. rowling isn’t shy about it. amnesty wrote an even-handed report that laid out what anti-rights groups do; rowling uses her billions & clout to suppress it. when you give rowling money; she spends it on stealing people’s human rights.
jk rowling quotes an account called trans widows’ voices

rowling says: 
Should any of the women's organisations targeted by @AmnestyUK's recent 'anti-rights' blacklist wish to take legal action, applications can be made to the JK Rowling Women's Fund.

trans widows’ voices says:

Whilst I understand the detriment to Beira's Place is real, and focussing on @jk_rowling get clicks it's a shame that mainstream press coverage of the Amnesty debacle is not also focussing on us smaller groups listed who do not have the same power or influence to defend ourselves
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The Flyer. 1/4
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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The Latest Alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @alexthemillionth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Good thread on why, even in a blue state, we trans and nonbinary folks are always on the alert
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 29/06/2026
When the selkie returned to the beach, a man was holding her sealskin. "Is this yours?" he asked. "May I borrow it?" "You want to be a seal?" "No, but when I take it off, I'll be a woman, right?" "My heart, you already are," the selkie said. "That skin is mine, but I can help you find yours."
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
FINALLY sat down to read this and it is so moving. Please, if you haven’t yet, take the time.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
robert plant: babe I'm gonna leave you Babe: mf you've been saying this for 11 minutes and haven't budged an inch
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 12/06/2026
Some trans man who hasn't picked a name yet has a chance to do the funniest fucking thing
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Accidentally ordered a “peat lover’s” pizza instead of meat lover’s and the delivery guy just gave me moss
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I am honestly disturbed by the swiftness with which "trans healthcare not available to anyone under 19" is going from being regarded, rightly, as collaboration with trans genocide and a fascist federal government to "the best we can expect" even among those who damn well know better...
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 08/06/2026
An easy shorthand for seeing who is who in the "trans debate" is if someone is concerned about gender affirming surgeries for minors, they are a propagandized idiot who doesn't have a clue.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
No wonder they don't make them anymore.
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human scary bean @humanbean.net · 01/06/2026
whenever i think "i own enough t shirts already" i see something like this
a folded white t shirt, with the richard scarry worm in an apple car
above it, it says, "You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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the kat from HOUSE (1977) @dogunderwater.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
yeah and it rules
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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 18/04/2026
on my way to get a second ice coffee
Blurry picture (real) of a horse floating through the air
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
FUNGUS SPECIES THAT HATES LOWERCASE LETTERS
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wyatt dunkin @wyattduncan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
[richard scarry worm on a payphone inside a Jiffy Lube] yeah man my apple is completely fucked. some guy driving a banana sideswiped me and i crashed into another guy’s pickle
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The Latest Alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @alexthemillionth.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Not sure if @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social has one to pre-order, but I feel his books should definitely be on this list! www.tom-cox.com#books
tom-cox.com
Tom Cox
New writing by bestselling author Tom Cox.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Moths are excellent pets as they ask for nothing and all you have to do to acquire lots of them is open a window and switch on seven lamps and put a classic early Leonard Cohen LP on at a pleasant volume.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/03/2026
Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado
Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
improving the vibe +0.2% by addressing individuals as "home skillet" with more frequency
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
What I love about that six word Hemingway story, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" is that in those few words we instantly grasp the sadness of what it is trying to tell us: the baby was so freakishly massive when it was born that it could never wear the shoes its parents had bought for it.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Everyone is fighting a battle you can’t see, except me, my battle is very obviously kicking my ass
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
nice bop you got there. it would be a real shame if i played it 800 times today
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/03/2026
people are so extraordinary in what they can do
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/03/2026
i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
what was linkedin for
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
you are what you eat
a cat doodle next to a chicken thigh the cat is eating the chickenthe cat is now a chicken
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mcc @dryad.technology · 09/02/2026
To repeat. -- And to repeat: The political faction saying we must all have to log legal ID before speaking or accessing speech on the Internet, and the political faction who believe transgenderism is a dangerous mental contagion that spreads by speech about transgenderism, are the same faction.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026
just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Finished is better than terrible #oldknees
A crow kicks a small ball of snow. They then start rolling it into a larger ball while saying "trust the process...". They kick more snow into a pile and stick a branch in repeating "trust the process" to itself. They place small stones. They say "Phew!" and stand back to look at its creation, which we see now is a mess of a project that looks somewhat like a melted bird. The final panel the crow says "haha it's terrible".
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
my armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!
a poorly drawn cat sitting upright, mouth open, breathing a flame just like a tiny dragona cat sitting on a window ledge at sunset with its mouth open, perfectly aligned with a bright streak of sunlight so it looks like its breathing fire
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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