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Alanna Cotch

@alannak.bsky.social
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Community college professor of composition and America lit. Reader of good novels. Chicagolandian by way of Minnesota.

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
America if the news covered it like those countries Over There
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
y'all... 🤭😭
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Alanna Cotch @alannak.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It's very much worth your time to read this
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How it’s going
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When the Auschwitz Memorial has to fact check the new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia for being a nut.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 09/10/2026
Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.
The marquee at Cedar Culture Center with the message "We love our Somali neighbors" written out.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will be a thread of essays I recommend to students in my creative nonfiction workshop:
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/10/2026
[Exit Dennis.]
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Laura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why I chose to be a plaintiff in one of the AI lawsuits, alongside several literary writers, because I saw this bullshit coming for genre writers from the jump.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
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Screenshot from the Trump Administration’s new AI Chatbot:

Can the president rename
Artificial Intelligence?

No. Official sources do not show that a president can rename the term "artificial intelligence" itself.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chicago residents! Be sure to check out Injustice Watch's always essential and amazing resource looking all the local judges up for retention in November. 2026retention.injusticewatch.org
2026retention.injusticewatch.org
Cook County November 2026 Judicial Election Guide
Injustice Watch's guide to the November 2026 Cook County judicial elections.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bye!
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Eric Alterman @ericalterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was wonderful to spend Rosh Hashanah last week with Missy and Elaine, two lifelong Michiganders who welcomed me into their home and taught me about the sweet and joyous meaning of Rosh Hashanah.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
it's funny but also a reminder that the fundamental premise here is that a Black man can't be objective when talking about race while a white man can because Black people do identity politics and white people do facts and this my friends is what I have named "white empiricism"
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Alanna Cotch @alannak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is this the new Republican plan for social security?
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[The Beatles in 2026] Woke up, fell out of bed, checked my phone to see if he’s dead
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/09/2026
sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this
The Hellenist @The_Hellenist . 19h
Men must go on sex strike.
Do not give women any of your love until they submit to patriarchy.
Feminist women are undeserving of love.
Men must therefore go on sex strike.

NO SEX UNTIL YOU ABANDON FEMINISM
STRONG WOMEN BUILD NOTHING.
SUBMISSIVE WOMEN BUILD CIVILIZATION.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Only a wockaflocka who knows he'll be remembered as dogshit runs around trying to carve his own name and face onto everything in sight and whatnot.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
not that they’re doing it correctly or well or rigorously or competently, but it is funny how these guys spend all their time doing gender studies
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Alanna Cotch @alannak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
On the boats and on the planes They're coming to Ontario Never looking back again They're coming to Ontario
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Neil Diamond Live Concert Performance
Alt: Neil Diamond Live Concert Performance
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A friend found this clipping in some old files. Haven't seen this before. Mind blown.
Color political cartoon by Danny Hellman from the New York Press dated October 6-12, 1999. In it, Donald Trump and his then wife Marla Maples being shown a model of the White House with many added stories and a shiny gold T on the top, with Taj Mahal towers on the side and flags flying with a T. It is labeled "Proposed White House Renovation." A ghoulish Philip Johnson says, "Granted, It's in violation of several of Washington D.C.'s landmark and zoning codes. But of course as president of the United States..." Trump, licking his lips, says, "It's tremendous, Philip, when do I move in?" The caption beneath is Spectacularly unqualified egomaniac Donald Trump contemplates a White House run"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 21/08/2026
To the white people offended that the Black History museum teaches about slavery, here’s an idea…
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Alanna Cotch @alannak.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm going to have to leave social media. And burn my phone.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
IF WATER WORKED YOU WOULDN’T NEED TO KEEP DRINKING IT
David Wolfe & @DavidWolfe
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IF MEDICINE WORKED YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO REFILL YOUR PRESCRIPTION
7:00 PM • 8/13/26
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama •7h
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Jennifer N. Victor @jenvictor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Today, in violations of the rule of law that would be sufficient for impeachment in any other American presidency but aren't in this one because pathological partisan loyalty has rotted the constitutional order:
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Alanna Cotch @alannak.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Read the alt-text
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
what a fun time to be online
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 17/07/2026
Our elections are free, fair, and secure. Every single one of the President’s unhinged, fabricated conspiracy theories about our elections were thrown out of court. Sixty. Four. Times. Poisoning trust in our elections is an attack on all Conservatives & all Liberals. On democracy itself.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ok but what if this is a funny antic where Darlene is actually Lindsey Graham doing a full Mrs Doubtfire thing
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham can’t read your mean jokes about him. But I just spent 20 minutes talking to Mitch McConnell, and he tells me that he can.
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Wendy Rouse @wendylrouse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They say: “American History is Worth Learning” [Posts picture from British history].
Facebook post from the US Department of Education with an image of British suffagettes that ironically says “American history is worth learning.”
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Alanna Cotch @alannak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yes, this is obviously super true
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My interview: “I came to this country as an infant and became a U.S. citizen,” Roswell Encina said. “So sitting there, on the Fourth of July, I couldn’t help but think about the promise of America and the work still required to protect it.” www.advocate.com/news/people/...
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Man in viral D.C. Metro photo says he was ‘terrified’ as masked white nationalists surrounded him
Roswell Encina, a gay Filipino American civic leader, said the Fourth of July encounter with Patriot Front was frightening and impossible to separate from American history.
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