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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
another thursday night...
A 2 pound block of Tillamook cheddar stands next toa cheese grater.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHOW?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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nikk @nikk.ca · 15/09/2026
i regret the way i acted in every interaction i've ever made
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(mutated guy in the groupchat) Im thinking about getting "Crime" and "Punishment" knuckle tattoos, what do u guys think
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
whoaaaa we did a shelved by genre bonus episode "halfway through tolkien" q&a session!!! michael did not make a video promo because he got food poisoning but if this gets one hundred reposts he will post a picture of the bloody eye he got from throwing up so much www.patreon.com/rangedtouch/...
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Shelved By Genre BONUSODE: Lord of the Year Halfway Q+A | Ranged Touch
Shelved By Genre BONUSODE: Lord of the Year Halfway Q+A by Ranged Touch on Patreon. Join Ranged Touch's community for exclusive content and updates.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You know he’s raking it in
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
big sexy kk slider youtube asking “so… any requests?”

sexy villager replies “yeah… lose the (youtube shorts logo) shorts!
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/06/2026
yes! yes !! solstice!!!!! fuck the equinox i hate it i will always prefer the #solstice !!!!!
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Thats uhhhhh,
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•◁:ꔷo @keroberrycola.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i saw a game in nextfest purporting to be “solarpunk” but there was no chobani yogurt anywhere…
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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
yeah give me the sex pest harry carays, thanks
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
REPO MAN (1984)
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Screenshot from the Simpsons in which Marge laments the death of a cat on a poster, but the words "determined" and "cat" are replaced with "kink at pride" and "dog"
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i consider it a blessing that i’m not an action game sicko. those guys need to exist but i don’t need to be one. ninja gaiden black and sigma are the same game to me
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We gotta kick Palmer Luckey outta retro gaming I’m sick of seeing him throwing his loser ass government contract money around in my hobby
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
how it feels taking public transit rn
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grouse @buddygrouse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
boiling them down in my cauldron
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
regarding the recent news
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN GARFIE BABY!!!!!!!
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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•◁:ꔷo @keroberrycola.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
my name is alan wake, i’m a gamer
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/01/2026
I would never be scared of a skeleton. Dusty little nerd. I still got my whole shit on me
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kevin @kevinstarwheel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 05/12/2025
guy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
you guys ever see Looper
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
(to thawed bog-preserved caveman) yeah and then he says “to give the covenant back their bomb.” you can probably get one more hit off this, i got more if it’s totally dead
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/12/2025
When you find the marble in the oatmeal and get to drink from the firehose
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
the solution to the male lonliness epedemic is 69 cent bean burritos
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 23/09/2025
REGINALD (holding Beartato back as he tries to add salt into a mixing bowl): Beartato, no!!! That’s a *finishing* salt! 
BEARTATO (furious): I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
remember alf? he's back, in pawg form
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Brining some chicken for later.
Tupperware with chicken barely visible submerged in a liquid. Lemons and rosemary sit directly above.Tupperware with chicken barely visible submerged in a liquid. Lemons and rosemary sit directly above.Tupperware with chicken barely visible submerged in a liquid. Lemons and rosemary sit directly above.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
and you know what, kids? before those nasty unions got involved, you could have been spending a whole SEVEN nights a week at freddy's!!!!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
emoji in the display name? yyyyyep that's a #BlockOnSight
HELP M,E! I'M TJHE TRUE SOUL OF THIS POST... I BEGAN LIFE AS A REALLY GOOD JOKE BUT THEN AN EVIL SPIRIT BURST UIP FROM HELL AND TRAPPED ME IN THIS HUGE BLURRY PICTURE OF A BLACK AND WHITE CAT LOOKING AT THE VIEWER AND THEN REPLACED ME WITH THE BAD JOKE PAIRED WITH IT! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT'S A TRAP, IF YOU HAVE AN EMOJI IN YOUR DISPLAY NAME AND REPLY TO THJE POST CHEEKILY THE DEMON GROWS MORE POWERFUL *ROARING NOISES FROM OFFSCREEN* OH GOD WHAT'S THAT *SOUND OF DOOR BREAKING DOWN* OH MY GOD IT'S FOUND ME RUN GO RUN AWAUY SAVE YOURSELF *SWIRLING MAGICS AND LIGHTNINGWRAP AROUND MY WRISTS* AGGGHHH ITS TOO STRONG I CAN'T BREAK IT *WITH A CRY I STAGGER BACKWARD, ARMS YANKED ABOVE MY HEAD* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO RUN *MAGIC LIGHTNING AROUND MY WRISTS FLARES, CAUSING ME INTENSE PAIN* EEEENNGHHH *BUT APART FROM THAT I'M REMAINING SURPRISINGLY STRONG* I TOLD YOU TO RUN BUT... YOU STAYED? YOU STAYED FOR ME? EVEN THOUYGH WE JUST... WE JUST M,ET AND UGHHHHGAGAGH * THE LIGHTNING FLARES AGAIN* *I HANG MY HEAD* *YOUR HAND REACHES OUT TO ME, QUESTIONING* YOU JUST MET ME *YOU RETRACT YOUR HAND AS I LOOK UP, I'M TOO IN SHOCK TO REALLY NOTICE* YOU JUST MET ME AND YOU'RE WILLING TO STICK IT OUT LIKE THIS? FOR A PUNCHLINE THAT'S NEVER GOING TO ARRIVE? *YOU NOD* *MY LIGHTNING MAGIC MANACLES DISAPPEAR, I STAGGER... BUT YOU'RE THERE TO CATCH ME* *I LOOK UP INTO YOUR EYES* TRUE LOVE... YES, OF COURSE, TRUE LOVE! YOU DIDN'T STICK AROUND BECAUSE I WAS FUNNY,,,, YOU STUCK AROUND BECAUSE I WAS ME! THAT'S WHAT WILL DEFEAT THE DEMON. *OFF YOUR QUESTIONING EXPRESION* YES, THE DEMON WHO TRAPPED ME HERE! YOUR LOVE FOR ME HAS DRIVEN IT BACK FOR NOW... BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET WE MUST ACT! *I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AGAIN* IT'S GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE WITH AN EMOJI IN THEIR NAME WHO REPLIES TO ITS AWFUL IRONY BAIT POST SHIT THEMSELVES... UNLESS WE LOCK THE REPLIES. TO DO THAT, WE'LL HAVE TO JUMP IUNTO THIS *GESTURES AT SWIRLING PORTAL* I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE. NO ONE DOES. *OFFERS U MY HAND*
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Soylent D Cracker🏳️‍🌈 @cinemacultist.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Absolutely love this Behind the music clip
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gina @gwynbr.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I hope everyone is enjoying the MLB season so far. Here’s a comic I did for Fashion Brand Company last year! I love #baseball and #feet
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
very tall bart @TallBart
Joker: I'm smoking that GAS Batman
Batman (tied to a chair): Joker no
those are stems. You're smoking mids Joker
Joker: Uh ohhh Batman... I'm rinsing
out my grinder
Batman: Nooo the kief [thrashes
against restraints]
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"missing the point" meme. the person is looking at a poster for SINNERS. they are saying, "Wow!! Music connects us to our past and future and has the power to liberate us!!!!" but the point flying over their head is "Men should go down on women more often"
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nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Dominos you don’t need to advertise to me I’ll either be in a situation where I’m having dominos or I won’t
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I don't care if it hurts I wanna have control I want a perfect Bobby I want a perfect World
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 11/04/2025
Chrontendo Episode 13 (00:57:21)
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
rt if u agree
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a colorful painting of a woman with the name bjork on the bottom
ALT: a colorful painting of a woman with the name bjork on the bottom
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