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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 5h
Pearls before swine
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
another thursday night...
A 2 pound block of Tillamook cheddar stands next toa cheese grater.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHOW?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The phrase brings to mind a pair of pants, at least in my mind
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nikk @nikk.ca · 15/09/2026
i regret the way i acted in every interaction i've ever made
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(mutated guy in the groupchat) Im thinking about getting "Crime" and "Punishment" knuckle tattoos, what do u guys think
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I knew of it, did not know there are 3 of them with a 4th on the way...
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I initially parsed this as "America, blind boys". Like trump calls his son blind boys. Was sitting there for a minute trying to figure out what the fuck blind boys meant
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Who am I to disobey the box?
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Holy Moly! I read Hitmen For Destiny like 10 years ago, forgot the name, and never could find it again.
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well, and my faves are sungolds, little yellow guys, and they are pretty sweet and I eat them like grapes
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A quality tomato
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
whoaaaa we did a shelved by genre bonus episode "halfway through tolkien" q&a session!!! michael did not make a video promo because he got food poisoning but if this gets one hundred reposts he will post a picture of the bloody eye he got from throwing up so much www.patreon.com/rangedtouch/...
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Birthday!
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You know he’s raking it in
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
big sexy kk slider youtube asking “so… any requests?”

sexy villager replies “yeah… lose the (youtube shorts logo) shorts!
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Leslie Nielsen: We're All Counting On You
ALT: Leslie Nielsen: We're All Counting On You
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/06/2026
yes! yes !! solstice!!!!! fuck the equinox i hate it i will always prefer the #solstice !!!!!
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Thats uhhhhh,
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•◁:ꔷo @keroberrycola.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i saw a game in nextfest purporting to be “solarpunk” but there was no chobani yogurt anywhere…
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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
yeah give me the sex pest harry carays, thanks
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
REPO MAN (1984)
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And the category was 8 letter cities!
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Porno mahjong games have existed about as long as mahjong games. God bless videogames.
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Screenshot from the Simpsons in which Marge laments the death of a cat on a poster, but the words "determined" and "cat" are replaced with "kink at pride" and "dog"
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i consider it a blessing that i’m not an action game sicko. those guys need to exist but i don’t need to be one. ninja gaiden black and sigma are the same game to me
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Thought this said edible posts at first. Give us edible posts.
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We gotta kick Palmer Luckey outta retro gaming I’m sick of seeing him throwing his loser ass government contract money around in my hobby
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
how it feels taking public transit rn
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grouse @buddygrouse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
boiling them down in my cauldron
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
regarding the recent news
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN GARFIE BABY!!!!!!!
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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•◁:ꔷo @keroberrycola.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
my name is alan wake, i’m a gamer
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/01/2026
I would never be scared of a skeleton. Dusty little nerd. I still got my whole shit on me
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kevin @kevinstarwheel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 05/12/2025
guy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
you guys ever see Looper
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
lmao
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
(to thawed bog-preserved caveman) yeah and then he says “to give the covenant back their bomb.” you can probably get one more hit off this, i got more if it’s totally dead
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akingcole.bsky.social @akingcole.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Looking amazing, happy new year!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/12/2025
When you find the marble in the oatmeal and get to drink from the firehose
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
the solution to the male lonliness epedemic is 69 cent bean burritos
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