Reposted by CooperIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/10/2026I don't put good odds on Hegseth getting along with Palmer Luckey for very long simply because Palmer looks like a goblin made of Kevin Smith's beard trimmings 101565
Reposted by CooperAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord" 9091389432
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 16/09/2026My dad, who has always been an asshole, stated bluntly that “Israel only killed 80,000 Palestinians; that’s justice for Oct 7, not genocide.” Then told me to watch a documentary that “explains everything.” I’m ready to step into the Dark Matter box and jump to another universe. 200
Reposted by CooperGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny 4933885
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 14/09/2026Joined the waitlist. I haven’t used VR in maybe six years (and I worked on some of the first headsets!) but standalone support, Linux, and all my Steam games? Heck yes! 030
Reposted by CooperLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now 592737332
Reposted by CooperMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everyone's focusing on the possibly-dead Mitch McConnell failing to do his job in Congress, but Mike Johnson is still alive and he isn't doing his job in Congress either. 32994253
Reposted by Cooperniteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 28/06/2023(at my second rodeo) Oh, ok, this makes more sense now 1375114
Reposted by CooperBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026BEST. CAPTION. EVER. 🤣🤣🤣 662363465
Reposted by Coopermtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it's insane they do this bend-over-backwards "critics say it raises questions" shit when the actual law just says "its illegal to put living people on currency" 14149681149
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 04/09/2026Silo was really starting to lose me…season 3 was a wandering snooze fest, missing light bulbs / unsolved murder that went NOWHERE. But the last two episodes were a total turnaround. Good good stuff! Daniel is suddenly my favorite character and the setup for S4 is strong. 000
Reposted by CooperCEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ah yes the three types of music. 934880
Reposted by Coopershauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“wE CarE abOUt tHe tRooPS” shut up no you fucking don’t, they’re just cannon fodder for your bloodlustthe-express.comWidow of Epic Fury airman denied death benefits as Iran conflict is 'not a war'The widow of an Alabama airman has revealed she and her children are not eligible for some benefits because the Iran war has not officially been declared a war 5338611238
Reposted by CooperJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026and miles to scroll before i sleep 401401195
Reposted by CooperThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026🔥 @tedlieu.bsky.social: “Just go fucking vote. Trump is going to try to keep you from voting — FIND A WAY AROUND IT.” 🇺🇸 🗳️ 491253493
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 25/08/2026You may not be hiring but someone in your “six degrees of Kevin Bacon” network is hiring so please repost! 000
Reposted by CooperOur Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/202650 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them 15478802596
Reposted by CooperJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We venerate violence *as a rule* in the pursuit of a just cause. We build monuments to Washington and the other founding fathers, who violently overthrew a lawful government. We revere WWII vets, and resistance workers in Europe who took out Nazis one by one. 1854
Reposted by CooperErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026One must imagine Sisyphus seeking customer service 113734
Reposted by CooperKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want 162732892
Reposted by CooperPMG @pmginmyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026These people would confirm Mussolini. 1291
Reposted by Cooper💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 31/07/2026All due respect, if you didn’t look like this in the spring of 2020, I don’t really care about your opinion of Dr Fauci 20886178
Reposted by CooperConnie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ready for the SF Art Book Fair! 😅📚 20581711105
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 23/07/2026Two drive-by shootings on our block in one week. 24/7 drug dealing on the corner. Our neighbors packed suitcases and LEFT. We set up a community meeting with the police, lots of people showed up, police were like, “Nothing we can do. Hire more cops.” I feel so fucking defeated in everything. 000
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 22/07/2026“Best not talk too loud; you’re not as smart as you require of them.” - Else, Built to Spill 000
Reposted by Cooper💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17/07/2026I have eaten the diarrhea lettuce that was in the crisper and which you were probably saving for tacos forgive me it was delicious hang on gotta run 1513434449
Reposted by CooperNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency. Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that. 17461921343
Reposted by Cooperchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192183782
Reposted by CooperJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792161880
Reposted by CooperChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keepe on daunsinge, Downe yn West Hollywoode' [LUTE SOLO] 🎶 213938
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 11/07/2026So there was a huge gun fight on our block this morning. So we decided to treat ourselves and go out for dinner. So we went to a nice street with restaurants. But it was DEAD at 7:30 on a Friday. Our bistro had four customers and 40 empty seats. It’s all just falling apart, isn’t it? 100
Reposted by CooperJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026They could have made this map any color. 733123641
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 09/07/2026A spider crawled over my lamp and cast A GIANT SPIDER SHADOW on the bedroom ceiling!!! And it was one of the FAST SPIDERS. The kind that don’t stay in their fucking corner! 020
Reposted by CooperThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Just a friendly reminder that you’re not being “unreasonable” if you wish to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it opens a secret door. If anyone tells you otherwise, they were never your friend to begin with. 1458462
Reposted by CooperBUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 07/07/2026when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not 330158083714
Reposted by CooperAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/06/2026The sentencing here is so absurd, it's a miscarriage of justice. A guy who wasn't present or involved got 30 years for moving a box of zines. The two people who helped plan January 6th, Enrique Tarrio and Stewart Rhodes got 22 years and 18 years for seditious conspiracy, respectively. 281789553
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 23/06/2026"A demonstrator who shot and wounded a police officer outside a Texas immigration center last July 4 was sentenced to 100 years in federal prison Tuesday" You get less than that for actual pre-meditated murder. 120
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 21/06/2026Snap missed the consumer form factor - by enough - and needs to IMMEDIATELY pivot to enterprise users. With strong developer support the Specs could be great for logistics workers. gizmodo.com/snaps-ar-gla...gizmodo.comSnap’s AR Glasses Aren’t Even Out Yet, and They’re Already Getting Roasted to DeathAR glasses on the whole aren't faring much better. 210
Reposted by CooperJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 240156882870
Reposted by Cooperjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/06/2026i love that vance is like if you flipped the polarity on the most obnoxiously woke millennial imaginable 1203980401
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 18/06/2026Snap Specs: cheaper than HoloLens / Magic Leap were, smaller, lighter, similar display tech. An important step towards AR glasses. Kind of impressive that they beat Samsung / Google / Meta to market. Potentially useful as a dev kit while we wait for Apple (screen mirroring != phone integration). 230
Reposted by CooperWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost" 334533988
Reposted by CooperDemocrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 14/06/2026An orange cat strolls onto an outdoor production of Romeo and Juliet in Russia, at the most critical moment… The actors/dancers carry on, like the professionals they are… 🤪🤪🤪 1520354
Reposted by CooperCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o... 229119683098
Reposted by Cooper😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg) 13157851124
Reposted by CooperShimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 13/06/2026When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story. 13978552508
Reposted by CooperCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You can be pissy or you can be pithy, it’s hard to do both at once. 33115