Cooper @agentcooper.at · 04/10/2026Oof!static.klipy.comLeo DiCaprio Laughs in Django UnchainedALT: Leo DiCaprio Laughs in Django Unchained 020
Reposted by CooperIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/10/2026I don't put good odds on Hegseth getting along with Palmer Luckey for very long simply because Palmer looks like a goblin made of Kevin Smith's beard trimmings 101565
Reposted by CooperAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord" 9091389432
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 16/09/2026Genocide is never OK, assholes. “But but but…Hamas!” Shut the fuck up or I’ll genocide you. 000
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 16/09/2026My dad, who has always been an asshole, stated bluntly that “Israel only killed 80,000 Palestinians; that’s justice for Oct 7, not genocide.” Then told me to watch a documentary that “explains everything.” I’m ready to step into the Dark Matter box and jump to another universe. 200
Reposted by CooperGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny 4933885
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 14/09/2026Joined the waitlist. I haven’t used VR in maybe six years (and I worked on some of the first headsets!) but standalone support, Linux, and all my Steam games? Heck yes! 030
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 14/09/2026Man I tried, but there were so many video ads I couldn’t read the article on my phone. Page kept scrolling and resetting. Good on ya for the write up though. 010
Reposted by CooperLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now 592737332
Reposted by CooperMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everyone's focusing on the possibly-dead Mitch McConnell failing to do his job in Congress, but Mike Johnson is still alive and he isn't doing his job in Congress either. 32994253
Reposted by Cooperniteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 28/06/2023(at my second rodeo) Oh, ok, this makes more sense now 1375114
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 04/09/2026Yoga fire! So many happy memories playing this on Sega Genesis. 000
Reposted by CooperBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026BEST. CAPTION. EVER. 🤣🤣🤣 662363465
Reposted by Coopermtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it's insane they do this bend-over-backwards "critics say it raises questions" shit when the actual law just says "its illegal to put living people on currency" 14149681149
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 04/09/2026Silo was really starting to lose me…season 3 was a wandering snooze fest, missing light bulbs / unsolved murder that went NOWHERE. But the last two episodes were a total turnaround. Good good stuff! Daniel is suddenly my favorite character and the setup for S4 is strong. 000
Reposted by CooperCEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ah yes the three types of music. 934880
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 03/09/2026I wish I could believe the Dems would do more than “forgive and move on…” 110
Reposted by Coopershauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“wE CarE abOUt tHe tRooPS” shut up no you fucking don’t, they’re just cannon fodder for your bloodlustthe-express.comWidow of Epic Fury airman denied death benefits as Iran conflict is 'not a war'The widow of an Alabama airman has revealed she and her children are not eligible for some benefits because the Iran war has not officially been declared a war 5338611238
Reposted by CooperJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026and miles to scroll before i sleep 401401195
Reposted by CooperThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026🔥 @tedlieu.bsky.social: “Just go fucking vote. Trump is going to try to keep you from voting — FIND A WAY AROUND IT.” 🇺🇸 🗳️ 491253493
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 25/08/2026You may not be hiring but someone in your “six degrees of Kevin Bacon” network is hiring so please repost! 000
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 18/08/2026YOU try applying the label perfectly every time. 😁 looks historically accurate to me! 100
Reposted by CooperOur Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/202650 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them 15478802596
Reposted by CooperJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We venerate violence *as a rule* in the pursuit of a just cause. We build monuments to Washington and the other founding fathers, who violently overthrew a lawful government. We revere WWII vets, and resistance workers in Europe who took out Nazis one by one. 1854
Reposted by CooperErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026One must imagine Sisyphus seeking customer service 113734
Reposted by CooperKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want 162732892
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 12/08/2026Woke up to 66 degrees, poured myself a coffee, got right back under the blankets. Staying here! *sips mug* 110
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 10/08/2026OK, you have no idea what you're talking about, clearly, AND you're opining on laws in the USA. I'm done conversing with you! Bye. 000
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 09/08/2026You don’t seem to know what you’re talking about. Almost ALL guns are semi-auto. There’s nothing “military grade” about that. The .22 rifle I shot in Boy Scouts was semi-auto. Every pistol made in the last century is semi-auto. If you’re saying civilians can’t own pistols you’re just nuts. 110
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 09/08/2026You think an arbitrary $200 tax made some difference? It did not. I’m a victim of gun violence and the guys with the (fully automatic) guns did not buy them legally or pay any NFA fees. Republicans /are/ trying to weaken gun laws but this particular one made no difference either way. 220
Reposted by CooperPMG @pmginmyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026These people would confirm Mussolini. 1291
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 08/08/2026And the judge’s ruling…has no impact on the buying or selling of machine guns. The Hughes Amendment still applies. It pertains only to suppressors and SBRs - which anyone can buy. Always could. The original post is hysterical fear-mongering. A former ambassador shouldn’t be so lazy. 220
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 08/08/2026Maybe don’t comment if you have no idea what you’re talking about? A machine gun is a fully automatic weapon. They’re the same thing. They are NOT affected by this NFA ruling. Read the article, dumb ass. You embarrass yourself. 110
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 07/08/2026Your post is misleading (or dishonest). The ruling doesn’t make machine guns legal! And suppressors just reduce the bang so guns don’t cause *permanent hearing damage*. Millions of them in common usage. There’s no such thing as a “silent rifle.” Never was. It’s a Hollywood myth. Don’t spread lies. 130
Reposted by Cooper💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 31/07/2026All due respect, if you didn’t look like this in the spring of 2020, I don’t really care about your opinion of Dr Fauci 20886178
Reposted by CooperConnie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ready for the SF Art Book Fair! 😅📚 20581711105
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 25/07/2026Look clearly you either have no social awareness or you’re a dick - or both - so we can end this interaction right now. 000
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 25/07/2026The climate was being destroyed by *waves hands at everything*. AI data centers won’t move the needle despite what some people are saying. They may suck up all the /local/ water in places like Colorado/Utah/Nevada - which is serious. 4430
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 23/07/2026Two drive-by shootings on our block in one week. 24/7 drug dealing on the corner. Our neighbors packed suitcases and LEFT. We set up a community meeting with the police, lots of people showed up, police were like, “Nothing we can do. Hire more cops.” I feel so fucking defeated in everything. 000
Cooper @agentcooper.at · 22/07/2026“Best not talk too loud; you’re not as smart as you require of them.” - Else, Built to Spill 000
Reposted by Cooper💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17/07/2026I have eaten the diarrhea lettuce that was in the crisper and which you were probably saving for tacos forgive me it was delicious hang on gotta run 1513434449
Reposted by CooperNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency. Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that. 17461921343
Reposted by Cooperchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192183782
Reposted by CooperJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792161880