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@agentcooper.at
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Ex-Microsoft (twice). Spatial Computing / AR engineer. He / him / dude / El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 04/10/2026
Oof!
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Leo DiCaprio Laughs in Django Unchained
ALT: Leo DiCaprio Laughs in Django Unchained
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/10/2026
I don't put good odds on Hegseth getting along with Palmer Luckey for very long simply because Palmer looks like a goblin made of Kevin Smith's beard trimmings
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord"
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 16/09/2026
Genocide is never OK, assholes. “But but but…Hamas!” Shut the fuck up or I’ll genocide you.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 16/09/2026
My dad, who has always been an asshole, stated bluntly that “Israel only killed 80,000 Palestinians; that’s justice for Oct 7, not genocide.” Then told me to watch a documentary that “explains everything.” I’m ready to step into the Dark Matter box and jump to another universe.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 14/09/2026
Joined the waitlist. I haven’t used VR in maybe six years (and I worked on some of the first headsets!) but standalone support, Linux, and all my Steam games? Heck yes!
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 14/09/2026
Man I tried, but there were so many video ads I couldn’t read the article on my phone. Page kept scrolling and resetting. Good on ya for the write up though.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 08/09/2026
👆👆👆
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone's focusing on the possibly-dead Mitch McConnell failing to do his job in Congress, but Mike Johnson is still alive and he isn't doing his job in Congress either.
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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
(at my second rodeo) Oh, ok, this makes more sense now
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 04/09/2026
Yoga fire! So many happy memories playing this on Sega Genesis.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BEST. CAPTION. EVER. 🤣🤣🤣
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's insane they do this bend-over-backwards "critics say it raises questions" shit when the actual law just says "its illegal to put living people on currency"
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 04/09/2026
Silo was really starting to lose me…season 3 was a wandering snooze fest, missing light bulbs / unsolved murder that went NOWHERE. But the last two episodes were a total turnaround. Good good stuff! Daniel is suddenly my favorite character and the setup for S4 is strong.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah yes the three types of music.
Signage indicating

Breakfast Cereal
Ambient Milk
Jams
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 03/09/2026
I mean, the Biden admin had four years to prevent all this.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 03/09/2026
I wish I could believe the Dems would do more than “forgive and move on…”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“wE CarE abOUt tHe tRooPS” shut up no you fucking don’t, they’re just cannon fodder for your bloodlust
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Widow of Epic Fury airman denied death benefits as Iran conflict is 'not a war'
The widow of an Alabama airman has revealed she and her children are not eligible for some benefits because the Iran war has not officially been declared a war
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 02/09/2026
This is solid gold. And so wholesome.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and miles to scroll before i sleep
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🔥 @tedlieu.bsky.social: “Just go fucking vote. Trump is going to try to keep you from voting — FIND A WAY AROUND IT.” 🇺🇸 🗳️
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 25/08/2026
You may not be hiring but someone in your “six degrees of Kevin Bacon” network is hiring so please repost!
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 18/08/2026
YOU try applying the label perfectly every time. 😁 looks historically accurate to me!
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 18/08/2026
Oh good, the label being on “wrong” was eating at me 🤣🤣
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We venerate violence *as a rule* in the pursuit of a just cause. We build monuments to Washington and the other founding fathers, who violently overthrew a lawful government. We revere WWII vets, and resistance workers in Europe who took out Nazis one by one.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus seeking customer service
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 12/08/2026
Woke up to 66 degrees, poured myself a coffee, got right back under the blankets. Staying here! *sips mug*
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 10/08/2026
OK, you have no idea what you're talking about, clearly, AND you're opining on laws in the USA. I'm done conversing with you! Bye.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 09/08/2026
You don’t seem to know what you’re talking about. Almost ALL guns are semi-auto. There’s nothing “military grade” about that. The .22 rifle I shot in Boy Scouts was semi-auto. Every pistol made in the last century is semi-auto. If you’re saying civilians can’t own pistols you’re just nuts.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 09/08/2026
You think an arbitrary $200 tax made some difference? It did not. I’m a victim of gun violence and the guys with the (fully automatic) guns did not buy them legally or pay any NFA fees. Republicans /are/ trying to weaken gun laws but this particular one made no difference either way.
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PMG @pmginmyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
These people would confirm Mussolini.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 08/08/2026
And the judge’s ruling…has no impact on the buying or selling of machine guns. The Hughes Amendment still applies. It pertains only to suppressors and SBRs - which anyone can buy. Always could. The original post is hysterical fear-mongering. A former ambassador shouldn’t be so lazy.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 08/08/2026
Maybe don’t comment if you have no idea what you’re talking about? A machine gun is a fully automatic weapon. They’re the same thing. They are NOT affected by this NFA ruling. Read the article, dumb ass. You embarrass yourself.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 07/08/2026
Your post is misleading (or dishonest). The ruling doesn’t make machine guns legal! And suppressors just reduce the bang so guns don’t cause *permanent hearing damage*. Millions of them in common usage. There’s no such thing as a “silent rifle.” Never was. It’s a Hollywood myth. Don’t spread lies.
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 31/07/2026
All due respect, if you didn’t look like this in the spring of 2020, I don’t really care about your opinion of Dr Fauci
3/2020: me in the ICU about to intubate a COVID patient for the first time
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Connie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ready for the SF Art Book Fair! 😅📚
Navy blue tote bag with white text reading “IF YOU GO HOME WITH SOMEBODY, & THEY DONT HAVE BOOKS, DONT FUCK ‘EM.” JOHN WATERS
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 25/07/2026
Look clearly you either have no social awareness or you’re a dick - or both - so we can end this interaction right now.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 25/07/2026
The climate was being destroyed by *waves hands at everything*. AI data centers won’t move the needle despite what some people are saying. They may suck up all the /local/ water in places like Colorado/Utah/Nevada - which is serious.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 25/07/2026
Yeah he’s being rude. And he doubled down on it!
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 23/07/2026
Two drive-by shootings on our block in one week. 24/7 drug dealing on the corner. Our neighbors packed suitcases and LEFT. We set up a community meeting with the police, lots of people showed up, police were like, “Nothing we can do. Hire more cops.” I feel so fucking defeated in everything.
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Cooper @agentcooper.at · 22/07/2026
“Best not talk too loud; you’re not as smart as you require of them.” - Else, Built to Spill
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have eaten the diarrhea lettuce that was in the crisper and which you were probably saving for tacos forgive me it was delicious hang on gotta run
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency. Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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