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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 02/10/2026
O ladies & |/_ gentlemen | the weekend /\ craig
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every centrist who hides behind "I don't like it but it's good strategy" when it comes to laundering genocide or sacrificing gay and trans and poor people or not fighting for vulnerable people or reproductive rights or social safety nets is in denial of their actual politics and ideology.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026
there's only one other party in power and they have no interest in this kind of thinking so they are just sort of letting him do, just, whatever. GOP are full-on evil and Dems are complete failures (most of whom are corrupt). Regular people see no one fighting anything, so they don't either.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dialect quiz what the hell
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We were all treated to a demonstration of what happens when one guy gets too much money and makes himself everyone's problem, and there's no political consensus to stop that from happening again. Enough to make you feel insane
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For those scared of being *called* Communist: My God, sack up. Have you ever tried agreeing with your bully's premise? How did it go? www.the-reframe.com/soon-you-too...
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Soon You Too Will Be A Commie
Accepting a bully's framing won't save you a beating. Why solidarity is the best way out.
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Mala Ardloske 🪓🐉 @voidhorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh shit, it's today
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the fact that john ossoff can kick off a two-day media cycle by saying that the president is uninterested in doing his job and is sleeping through meetings and traveling around with a young blonde, suggests that not enough of these guys are speaking plainly and effectively about these assholes
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Also, SAY you want to open borders. Open borders generate more opportunity, more wealth, more freedom. Everyone being politically afraid of open borders is the direct result of running scared of Republican framing for decades. Nobody has made the obvious case in so many years they've lost it.
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
Hand drawn poster for spider-man brand new day featuring a lumpy, mis-shapen Spidey doing web shooter hand pose. Writing at the bottom reads “sorry! We never received the real posters! Sorry for any incoveniences!”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think this gets to the heart of liberal-left complaints about the press. Political reporters think we're criticizing them for not being on "our" side. We're not. We're criticizing them for not being on journalism's side. Unplug from the DC celebrity access system and do honest independent work.
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hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ok but two things: 1. the bar isn't "helpful", its "truthful"; offering a bunch of lies with a smile isn't actually the goal here 2. people are pissed because the WH press insists on defending an ally of American fascism, not because they think you were lying about her being helpful
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
4 Panels of Jonathan Frakes doing intros for Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction

Panel 1: Have you ever burst through the door to the emergency room?

Panel 2: Have you ever consulted a receptionist?

Panel 3: Have you ever spoken with a doctor?

Panel 4: Have you ever experienced loss?
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Jeff Alworth @beervana.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yesterday Trap Door Brewing hosted US Speaker of the House Mike Johnson at a political rally for Republican House candidate John Braun. The reaction on social media was … spicy.
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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Stumps for Braun at Trap Door Brewing — Beervana
Yesterday Trap Door Brewing hosted US Speaker of the House Mike Johnson at a political rally for Republican House candidate John Braun. The reaction on social media was spicy.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me every day at work
Still from the television show Beavis and Butt-Head showing the titular leads sitting on their couch with Butt-Head speaking. Text reads "This sucks more than anything that has sucked before."
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i am trying to remember that all of this struggle to stop the democratic party from being dragged left is, on the bright side, because it is necessarily being dragged back to the left. like it or not this is a required corrective. and the hollering means dogs are getting hit
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
when I'm trying to pass a car on the left but then they start speeding up
Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave sitting in a drive thru yelling "wait wait i'm doing something!" at the car next to him
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@BigDavidMcIver

Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit, I’m the megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Centrists discovering a brand new problem that no one in the electorate has ever had to confront before: the expectation that they have to vote for a nominee they don't like and whose supporters were dicks to them. Uncharted waters. We'll just have to figure it out as we go, I guess.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Brutal news about Glen Hansard. Every once in a while I'll rewatch this opening scene to Once, which is obviously of a time, but is still awfully beautiful. Watched this at a little movie theatre and had no idea what it was about and was just blown away by the electricity of it. RIP.
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Once (2006) - Say It To Me Now (by Glen Hansard)
YouTube video by bogdan dincă
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
ok reasonable
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Politicians and pundits giving up human rights of some "in order to win" is like players scoring on their own goal "in order to win." Yes, you're scoring. You've also forgotten the game, and why you're playing, and what winning even is, and you have to be benched in favor of people who remember.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/07/2026
i love how centrists continue to do this thing where they say “if DSA becomes more front and center in the party, republicans will run on that!” as if the right doesn’t just say absolutely anything on and run on shit like peanut the squirrel or litterboxes in school bathrooms
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/07/2026
once again I am asking for a democratic party that actually does what republicans claim they will do
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 21/07/2026
"Jeff, "Something to Write Home About" by the Get Up Kids is the best album, you got anything similar?" This 1998 record by Crumb is perfect and dare I say on par with StWHA (also perfect). Includes Josh Freese, Jimmy Adkins, Blair Shehan, Hayden Sisters, Jani Lane(!) 👍 youtube.com/playlist?lis...
cd cover of 1998 alt-rock/emo album "Seconds > Minutes > Hours" by the band Crumbfirst page of cd booklet of 1998 alt-rock/emo album "Seconds > Minutes > Hours" by the band Crumb
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Jeff Alworth @beervana.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The iconoclastic Alan Sprints of Hair of the Dog brewing died last night at 66. It is a huge loss not just for the industry, but for so many whose lives he touched. I wrote a long piece on Alan when he closed the brewery four years ago, and I’ll have a remembrance up later this morning.
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Sightglass: Those Who Choose The “Difficult Path” — Beervana
After 29 years, Alan Sprints is shutting down Hair of the Dog and settling into a well-deserved retirement. For the first Sightglass post of 2022, I met with Alan to discuss his life, his legacy, and ...
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Melanie Lynskey @melanielynskey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I won an award at Sundance years ago and Sam Neill, whom I did not know, tweeted to me “we’re all so proud of you, sweetheart”. I can’t even express what that meant to me. That our most beloved national treasure, a man I worshipped, would take the time to write to me!
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/07/2026
Ayo Edebiri wearing a "Do Not Talk To Me About Al, I Will Kill Myself" shirt and also a mask
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh your great great grandad got some free land in 1880 & that makes you better than a recent arrival? But the term ‘white privilege’ hurts your feelings? Yeah I don’t really want to work for your vote
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Breaking news: Alex Jones has popped like a balloon.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“Well, if you don’t like it, run for office.” “NOT LIKE THAT”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
'testosterone and the bible are the new punk rock' kinda shit your youth pastor tells you while sitting backwards on a folding chair two weeks before getting shuffled off to another ministry because a 16 year old girl tempted him into the sin of lust
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
There is a very real argument being made in Hollywood that AI democratizes filmmaking, making it available to outsiders. In truth, the cost of effective generative AI is cost prohibitive to all but corporations, leading to no improvement in quality at the cost of jobs both above and below the line.
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 24/06/2026
The belief that Mamdani’s politics are limited to New York is giving the same energy as “there’s no way a Black man from Chicago, raised in ‘exotic’ Hawaii, with the middle name ‘Hussein’ can become a national figure, let alone win the presidency”
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026
this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
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Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 12/06/2026
now that's a fucking Space X IPO headline
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The world’s first trillionaire is a killer
Elon Musk’s empire of wealth is built on suffering.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over
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Andy Cortez @andycortez.cool · 04/06/2026
Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, it’s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad
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