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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you can replace one kidney with a wet nitrile glove filled with cooked kidney beans and your body will be none the wiser
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am becoming ensconced
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've always wanted to frantically shove documents into a shredder while cops are outside yelling at me to open up. Unfortunately all my crimes are paperless. I guess the eco-conscious equivalent would be feeding hard drives to some kind of endangered horse that eats hard drives
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If they do not, it is a mystery. If they do, it is the beauty of chance unfolding - Ghoul Proverb
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I missed this. Because I was up
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
they sayig heavy metals in the water bro i love heavy metal
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
they went out for cigarettes but found so much more. a little more, anyway. Perhaps a ghoul
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Tale of the Goat and The Pikemen; A Reading by Chardles Nephew. In stores now, wherever this sort of thing is sold
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hey siri do women have bones
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Visible B.O.W. @visiblecow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You are no true woodsman
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Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Telegraphing my attack moves before I do them because I want to die in battle
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Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you may be a “polymath” but I am crushing you with a “boulder”
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
it’s a phantom hole, I guarantee
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That’s my secret as well 🤣
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
lol no one has truly beheld the noble bonobo. they cannot be conceived that well
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/08/2026
Thinking about colors. No reason.
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
but I need The Secret Feature
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
we are our own worst enemy tbh
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the second greatest test is The Squelching of Damascus
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*The Lyin’ King Theme*
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ALT: Demiurgô Gigas0
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And over here is where I keep my ruinous onions
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
explaining to my team at work that if i don’t take a sick day today i will have a panic attack
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is the type of heat that withers bone and saps the land, wear sun protection until 6:30PM
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ted Leo and The Pharmacists made me crave the Buckie
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 10/08/2026
(making a finger tent in the big Apple Weather meeting and pausing for 30 seconds too long) what if we made Apple Weather’s Precipitation Radar ‘the worst to ever do it’?
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 09/08/2026
🎶all the other kids with the fucked up shit!
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
smorkin on Dutch Novices
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
nice ground hole, like it was made for you
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
for sure, like those poor bastards in Salamander States
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it’s not so bad, living under Toad Law
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
to clarify - I am not proud of what I done
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this is a supergood reply wait, superfood* damnit, you get it
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i need bone insurance
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Giving Death a piggyback ride against my will
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this woezempic made me lose 13 frowns. I also punched a dude outside
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
yes, I wjil 👍
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bog water
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𝘚𝘵. 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖘 @dullahandjob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i dont play with words i do really fucked up experiments to them
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 05/08/2026
check it out. phantoms
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My rhizomatous buddy is sending up some new shoots across the street
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CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ya I use PGP *pretty good poutine, to get fatter
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Conquering dangerous archaic forces >>>
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 05/08/2026
It’s 0° outside according to a new scale I made up that uses today as a baseline
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
invented a new tempo called “gofastlo”
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
scurrying into the weekend like …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
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