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Modest Mommy Milkers

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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 22/09/2026
The state wants you dead. Weapons against you prosper. Everyone you could ever love has already abandoned you before you've even met. Yet somehow, life is pretty good.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 22/09/2026
Hoping I don't lose health insurance. 👍
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 19/09/2026
Sweden if Jesus died in a horrible BDSM-related accident.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 18/09/2026
Hello Kitty, honey, you can't be doing that.
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cool girl 1996 @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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cool girl 1996 @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i knew it i knew her posts were funny ... tumblr lied to us
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 18/09/2026
Do you guys think I'm pretty? Would you bet on it? How much money would you put down? My bookie will be by later.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 18/09/2026
Okay Siri, how to talk like a fucking moron?
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Pedro Soares @peachflavor3d.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The artwork of Pac-Man by Hiro Kimura made for the #Atari2600 release which went unused for being "too ferocious". It's a total departure from the game but also a really cool and goofy piece. Still a bit cropped on the bottom. Usual upscale/clean/retouch process applied.
Pac-Man unused clean artwork by Hiro Kimura made for the Atari 2600 release. Still a bit cropped on the bottom. Image depicts a human like Pac-Man running scared while grabbing and munching on rectangular pellets while ferocious Kaiju looking ghost chase him with huge open mouths filled with sharp teeth where the red one can be seen drooling. There's a blue sky with some clouds on the background and a little frog hoping on the bottom right corner.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 17/09/2026
I will straight up kill this vibe if I have to.
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 17/09/2026
Can I get real with you guys for a second?
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 17/09/2026
My intense gaze terrifies the shorties.
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my Large Adult Son has the delicately carved torso of a flute. every mellifluous breath flows over his oesophagal reeds in one organic note. if you put a finger in his bellybutton it blows a c#. plug his ass with two thumbs and you get a b-minor flat 7. child protective services wouldn't understand,
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 15/09/2026
Should I buy a new fighting game I can't afford and won't play?
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 15/09/2026
I'm so sorry for my perfect, rocking pussy.
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Loish @loish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just a round squishy doodle.
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
saying i dont know why im even here in the drive thru and not getting anything
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
joie de vivre is bunk
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
video games should think about using real diseases as metaphors for some kind of magical fantasy bullshit. they should think about also making sure my boy link gets sexual relationship options in that new one
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(wetly) babe please the foul mage tricked me
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 14/09/2026
As a Seattleite you have no idea how embarrassing it is to keep having to hand it to Macklemore. This isn't even the first time.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 13/09/2026
Guy who gets rim lighting and rim jobs confused.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 13/09/2026
Okay, so Vholume is really, really good.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 13/09/2026
Hanging out under a blacklight 24/7 is good for your vision and grip on reality.
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
we do not have these spice pumpkin lattes in my village
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dogs, are, hongrayyy
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026
Enacting my master plan of being a woman who is normal.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026
Bro, the "aura farming" trend inspired by video games is sweeping Latin America.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hitachi proset 30, computer (1989) archive.org/details/popc...
two vertical disk drives beside the monitor, phone down from the front of the screen, number keys to the right, pull out keyboard underneath, dark grey or black, square icons on screen.
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
still extremely fucking pleased with myself for having made a rule of always bringing guns to knife fights
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
asking my boyfriend if its okay if me and my friend can play with the toilet if we are very quiet and respectful
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026
You do not actually need a cellphone and you never, ever will.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026
We should bring back pagers.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026
Me when I'm smirking: 😏
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/06/2026
Take one look at that portly belly, and you'll understand the toll that the partying lifestyle has taken on Mario.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/06/2026
Moths are lowkey the night owls of the lepidopteran world.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 15/06/2026
Food is like sex. It shouldn't be enjoyable, it's just something you do to keep your body operational and meet macronutritional targets.
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annex/addendum @antihalieutics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER to get the DraftKings Edge of The Week
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026
Man, I don't care what you guys say. I'm funny as hell.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026
I probably really need to upgrade my graphics card. Trying to come to terms with this emotionally.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my telephone can fold into quarters so only being able to fold in half and not even getting to choose between hotdog and hamburger style is "low tech" to me
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 26/03/2026
Scro, just .734 standard sipunits from a ooho of glunkysol would probably kill a 21st century proletarian.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 26/03/2026
Getting a clicker to train that dawg in me.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 04/04/2026
I'm so glad that Disney/AOL/Marvel/Viacom/Time/LucasArts/RCA/Lockheed-Martin invented pop punk to disperse as an aerosol through my elementary school vents to make me sexist.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 06/04/2026
Asking a woman how useless she thinks I am on a scale of 1-10 in service of a clever plot to determine if I'm flirting with her or not.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 06/04/2026
You guys only like me because I frequently lay clusters of delicious eggs in several fun and novel fruit twist flavors, now including strawberry-grape.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 07/04/2026
Every time I hear people yap about grape ice cream it's all about how grapes have too much water in them for it to work, but who cares? Fuck grapes. Make it fake as hell. Dump some chemicals in there, muchacho. I have willingly put a hot pocket into my body, you think I won't eat that?
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