Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sorry for that outburst yesterday. I didn't have my morning ginger ale. 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm a side sleeper. I think one of my favorite gcs hates my guts. Pictured below is my homemade Mac and cheese 010
Reposted by Sigur Rósé Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026On paper I should be a happier person. But as we all know, a person can’t live on paper alone 081
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That man there has the gyatt of a small business owner 020
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It probably feels so good to be a double edged sword 110
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My therapist said I'm only allowed to hate myself in 5 minute intervals 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This 900 yr old vampire still bewitches his victims the old fashioned way 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There's a new option when ordering food from door dash that involves the dasher chewing everything and then baby birding it straight into your mouth. It's a little pricey but I think it's worth it. 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That Drive of Shame on your first day back to work after some time off is unmatched 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Getting a "Checkpoint Reached" pop up in the corner of my vision as soon as my girl unbuckles her pants 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think I'm like within a week or two of getting severely beasted on 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Doctor: *checking his clipboard* says here you're experiencing some "pain in your testicles?" Me: Yeah doc. *Switching to a cockney accent* burnt me balls to a crisp, i did. Don't know how...😅😅 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Don't you hate it when you meet someone who ends up being an alien who impregnates you with a child whose latent abilities won't manifest until their relatives from space return to conquer earth and now this child has to make a decision between saving or destroying it? 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My gf doesn't like when i blackout and start spitting the craziest bars over that pound cake instrumental on youtube 020
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Parents don't even use their critical thinking skills anymore. They just scroll through Instagram and Facebook headlines and look at you like this 020
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They taught that fly to gamble but they have yet to teach it to love me despite all my flaws 011
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 01/09/2026How long after sex should I diminish and go into the West and remain Galadriel? 020
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Please, "Mr. Piss Slave" was my father's name. You can call me Rose 030
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Direct deposit just hit. Bring out your finest jock strapped twink! 030
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I have to fall in love and get married by the end of the year or I lose my kalshi bet 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What came first, the height or Danny devito's personality? 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I feel like there's a Guelph (Ontario, Canada) between us 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026(therapist treating a zoomer) so you're saying that despite not having the courage to talk to her, this "girl with the gyatt" is your "foid for life"...? 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026(right wing guy learning math for the first time) so I guess even property is trans now 030
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Do women have pouches like kangaroos? And if so can I get in yours? 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm not a lover or a fighter. I'm the crumbs underneath your floor mat in your car 020
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I can no longer trust my eyes or my ears or my nose or my sense of taste or my sense of touch 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I've been on the formaldehyde diet for three months and I'm really starting to notice the changes 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I have officially aged out of deflecting bullets with my specially crafted katana, imbued with the essence of a spirit of justice. This is a young man's game. 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm slowly being chased out for the newer, sleeker model 000
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Yes I know that all of my eggs are in one basket. I'm the one who put them there! 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026(right wing guy learning math for the first time) so I guess property is trans now? 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I feel like charlie brown grew up to be George Costanza 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Telegraphing my attack moves before I do them because I want to die in battle 0142
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Is it true that intuit credit karma lets you check your free scores daily? There's just no way that's true 010
Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Giving my date the ick because I can't stop watching tiktok edits of Cars 2 and sobbing 010
