Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sure would be nice if the UK had a government instead of 17 Sun polls in a waistcoat 3656114
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialAndrás Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Is it too much to ask from the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland to grab the largest microphone and television camera in his immediate vicinity and shout "STOP TRYING TO LYNCH ASYLUM SEEKERS YOU RACIST CUNTS!" from the top of his lungs? Yes. Apparently. 741286
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us. 895043935
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialJohn C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Thing about British Steel being nationalised is there is no argument around nationalising it that doesn't also apply to the universities except "steel is boy coded :) and teaching is girl coded :(" 15384101
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialThomas Cheney @thomascheney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026funny how striking junior doctors didnt have 'legitimate concerns' 08610
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026‘Masked paramilitary group occupies crucial port’ is the headline the media would go for if it wasn’t happening in Britain. 421606451
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/09/2026people having to remember how to do their own jobs are in shambles right now 10752110
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better' 223678717
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Giving kids books was such a revolutionary idea because it was the same principle as "bread and roses," it's not enough to just make sure kids aren't starving or homeless, we have to make sure they aren't miserable either. 015333
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I bet Mary J. Blige would be okay with some hateration in here. 637443
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialรℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 19/08/2026the guardian describes decades of peer reviewed medical science, study, and research as an ‘orthodoxy’. they did the exact same thing with gender affirming care. this is the same playbook. get a right wing quack to cast doubt and then have a bunch of columnists present it as reasonable. 7406159
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"why does the UK change leaders so often?" there are diminishing returns wrt how long each vessel can house thatcher's spirit. by the end of the century we'll be getting through 1000 prime ministers a day 5448901050
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialRich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The absolute horseshit we have to put up with on the news when they could be covering this bird 05110
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialWangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Look I know I am not saying anything new here but I am *raging* that a bunch of self-proclaimed 'feminists' are in fact doing the work of patriarchy by trying to force us all back to a place where women must conform to a narrow set of stereotyped standards. FUCK OFF. I LIVED THROUGH THE '90S. 320635
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialDan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Even Home Office's own analysis shows tougher measures force more people into longer, more dangerous routes and exploitation. Tackling smugglers starts with ensuring people don't have to use them. Meanwhile, Labour's own policies mean more people are forced to use them. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBurnham pledges to be 'relentless' in curbing small boat crossingsThe prime minister says enforcement is increased but there also need to be more safe routes into the UK. 725492
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I go back and forth on which was the best ever tweet. Currently I think it's this. 61768385
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Me, looking at antibiotics: This would be better if it was a lying machine that drove me insane 319942
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/07/2026 2474136
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialProfessa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.” 9356921234
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 15/07/2026[boldly] I just don't think the British government needs to have Shabana Mahmood in it, I think we managed fine without her and we can just keep going without her, it's fine, Andy Burnham doesn't need to find a space for her in cabinet, there are other MPs 461136182
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialPeter Whitewood @pwhitewood.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Discouraging an activity with a benefit-to-cost ratio of nearly 10:1. A triumph of policymaking.timeshighereducation.comFall in international student numbers ‘cost UK £2.9 billion’Latest cost-benefit analysis finds overseas enrolments generate nearly 10 times more money for UK than they take away 23909382
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialcpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"They've only got 8 MPs, but they get a lot of headlines..." WE ARE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE NATIONAL BROADCASTER WHO DID THIS 110227
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/07/2026Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups. 6886991641
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope 335086796
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialCiara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Bluesky dot jpeg 11608118
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialSamira Shackle @samirashackle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I have to say, it's making me feel a little insane hearing commentators say Ed Miliband shouldn't be chancellor because of his "ideological zeal" for Net Zero, in a week where temperatures are so extreme that my kids are being sent home early every day and it's regularly 30 degrees inside my house 722699812
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialSpooky Hallowe'en Name @tgnprofessor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This tweet remains undefeated. 021066
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialPwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 22/06/2026turns out being deliberately antagonistic towards the people who elected you in order to court people who would under no circumstances ever vote for you is not smart 2272581249
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialSteve Akehurst @steveakehurst.bsky.social · 19/06/2026They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes 8266151952
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 11/04/2026i love my morning ritual 328562
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialIan Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Today is the tenth anniversary of Jo Cox's murder by a white supremacist on her way to a surgery in Birstall in her constituency whose ethnic diversity she praised in her maiden speech to the Commons. Her murderer shouted "Britain first" as he shot and stabbed her to death. 1492230
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 15/06/2026It is the official stance of the UK government that you're mature enough at 16 to vote in general elections, but not mature enough to go on YouTube after dark. 1728790
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/06/2026don’t think i have ever seen a politician as feckless and cowardly as starmer 1044570760
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialAngus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM 563866814
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Adding “unfortunately” to Celine Dion’s hits: That’s the Way It Is, unfortunately. It’s All Coming Back to Me Now, unfortunately. My Heart Will Go On…unfortunately. 15400113
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialEuan @euan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026me in 2015 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister vs me in 2026 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister 61010204
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22/04/2026its actually completely impossible to formulate a take on Invisible Cities that doesnt sound obviously idiotic and tragically misled to at least 85% of people who read it 5558
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialAnne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026bless Scaachi embedded.substack.com/p/my-interne... 41102245
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/04/2026VOICEOVER: are you tired of ME: absolutely 6752194
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/04/2026‘if you don’t learn to use AI, you’ll get left behind!’ 🍆✊ www.patreon.com/posts/155290... 151114291
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 11/04/2026a weird belief that is held across basically all sectors of American life is that boy dollars and boy votes are better than girl dollars and girl votes and so if you have a lot of the latter you need to be constantly trying to exchange them for the former 152208576
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026got a much needed long laugh from this 448391090
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026im sorry but shouldn't AI companies be funding this fuckery? why is taxpayer money being used to help people use something that is supposed to be intelligent? If i need training to use it its not fucking intelligent is it 38118
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Last week's comic. I'm new to The Traitors and predictably loved every minute of it 1139499
Reposted by @absy.bsky.socialJesstergen 👩🏻🚀 ✨ @rougerogue.bsky.social · 22/01/2026“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone” 2169572119