iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

sure would be nice if the UK had a government instead of 17 Sun polls in a waistcoat

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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is it too much to ask from the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland to grab the largest microphone and television camera in his immediate vicinity and shout "STOP TRYING TO LYNCH ASYLUM SEEKERS YOU RACIST CUNTS!" from the top of his lungs? Yes. Apparently.

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Thing about British Steel being nationalised is there is no argument around nationalising it that doesn't also apply to the universities except "steel is boy coded :) and teaching is girl coded :("

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Thomas Cheney @thomascheney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

funny how striking junior doctors didnt have 'legitimate concerns'

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

‘Masked paramilitary group occupies crucial port’ is the headline the media would go for if it wasn’t happening in Britain.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

people having to remember how to do their own jobs are in shambles right now

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Giving kids books was such a revolutionary idea because it was the same principle as "bread and roses," it's not enough to just make sure kids aren't starving or homeless, we have to make sure they aren't miserable either.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I bet Mary J. Blige would be okay with some hateration in here.

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 19/08/2026

the guardian describes decades of peer reviewed medical science, study, and research as an ‘orthodoxy’. they did the exact same thing with gender affirming care. this is the same playbook. get a right wing quack to cast doubt and then have a bunch of columnists present it as reasonable.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"why does the UK change leaders so often?" there are diminishing returns wrt how long each vessel can house thatcher's spirit. by the end of the century we'll be getting through 1000 prime ministers a day

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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The absolute horseshit we have to put up with on the news when they could be covering this bird

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Look I know I am not saying anything new here but I am *raging* that a bunch of self-proclaimed 'feminists' are in fact doing the work of patriarchy by trying to force us all back to a place where women must conform to a narrow set of stereotyped standards. FUCK OFF. I LIVED THROUGH THE '90S.

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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Even Home Office's own analysis shows tougher measures force more people into longer, more dangerous routes and exploitation. Tackling smugglers starts with ensuring people don't have to use them. Meanwhile, Labour's own policies mean more people are forced to use them. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Burnham pledges to be 'relentless' in curbing small boat crossings

The prime minister says enforcement is increased but there also need to be more safe routes into the UK.

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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

shot/chaser

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I go back and forth on which was the best ever tweet. Currently I think it's this.

A tweet from @/heymermaid that reads "Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father."

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Me, looking at antibiotics: This would be better if it was a lying machine that drove me insane

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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 15/07/2026

[boldly] I just don't think the British government needs to have Shabana Mahmood in it, I think we managed fine without her and we can just keep going without her, it's fine, Andy Burnham doesn't need to find a space for her in cabinet, there are other MPs

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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"They've only got 8 MPs, but they get a lot of headlines..." WE ARE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE NATIONAL BROADCASTER WHO DID THIS

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/07/2026

Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups.

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Bluesky dot jpeg

Maggie Smith in Downton Abbey, saying "why does every day involve a fight with an American"

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Samira Shackle @samirashackle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I have to say, it's making me feel a little insane hearing commentators say Ed Miliband shouldn't be chancellor because of his "ideological zeal" for Net Zero, in a week where temperatures are so extreme that my kids are being sent home early every day and it's regularly 30 degrees inside my house

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Spooky Hallowe'en Name @tgnprofessor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

This tweet remains undefeated.

Internet Hippo tweet

Me (young, naive); I hope something good happens
Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

turns out being deliberately antagonistic towards the people who elected you in order to court people who would under no circumstances ever vote for you is not smart

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Steve Akehurst @steveakehurst.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

i love my morning ritual

True Detective. Matthew McConaughey as Detective Rustin "Rust" Cohle. He is taking a hard drag from a cigarette. He’s been edited to be lying on his side with a pillow under his head and a phone in his hand.

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Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Today is the tenth anniversary of Jo Cox's murder by a white supremacist on her way to a surgery in Birstall in her constituency whose ethnic diversity she praised in her maiden speech to the Commons. Her murderer shouted "Britain first" as he shot and stabbed her to death.

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 15/06/2026

It is the official stance of the UK government that you're mature enough at 16 to vote in general elections, but not mature enough to go on YouTube after dark.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/06/2026

don’t think i have ever seen a politician as feckless and cowardly as starmer

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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Adding “unfortunately” to Celine Dion’s hits: That’s the Way It Is, unfortunately. It’s All Coming Back to Me Now, unfortunately. My Heart Will Go On…unfortunately.

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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

me in 2015 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister vs me in 2026 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister

Do not "get my ass"
@InternetHippo
Me (young, naive); I hope something good happens
Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22/04/2026

its actually completely impossible to formulate a take on Invisible Cities that doesnt sound obviously idiotic and tragically misled to at least 85% of people who read it

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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

bless Scaachi embedded.substack.com/p/my-interne...

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

VOICEOVER: are you tired of ME: absolutely

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

‘if you don’t learn to use AI, you’ll get left behind!’ 🍆✊ www.patreon.com/posts/155290...

If an AI future is what I'm getting left behind from, then Christ, just leave me behind.
A girl can only pivot so much, hoss, and I hung up my pivotin' boots some time ago. I don't make videos even though that was supposedly the future of writing ten years ago — I mean, I guess I do, but they're little banjo practice videos for my friends, not expressions of a desperate careerist impulse. I use social media with the attention-crazed dopesickness of an addict, not the care and forethought of a professional, as any cursory read of my posts will confirm. I'm a writer by trade — a creative, as you might say — and here you are, running a business you don't even understand into the ground, deskilling my trade and expecting a thank you when you explain how you're doing it. If I don't devalue myself the way you continually devalue me, you warn, I'll be left behind. Okay, says I! Quit making it my problem and go! The dust you leave me in will settle, and in the meantime, I will keep doing my work in much the way I've done it since I first became literate.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

a weird belief that is held across basically all sectors of American life is that boy dollars and boy votes are better than girl dollars and girl votes and so if you have a lot of the latter you need to be constantly trying to exchange them for the former

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

got a much needed long laugh from this

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads:

"Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Here's the video:

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

im sorry but shouldn't AI companies be funding this fuckery? why is taxpayer money being used to help people use something that is supposed to be intelligent? If i need training to use it its not fucking intelligent is it

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