ʇ @abadwulf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Crunch fitness is pushing Spirit Halloween out of its natural habitat. 002
Reposted by ʇJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Me: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? The plumber: Knock yourself out. This is still gonna cost you eight hundred and fifty bucks. 17015
Reposted by ʇJ-T Kelly @j-tkelly.bsky.social · 17/02/20263 yo: Dad, who is singing? Me: Sting 3 yo: Huh? Me: His name is Sting. 3 yo: Is Sting a real name? Me: No. 3 yo: Then why is his name Sting? Me: He is trying to be cool. 3 yo: [laughs and snorts] His name is like a bee! 0152
ʇ @abadwulf.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Someone just called someone my age a generational icon and I simply cannot handle this. 000
ʇ @abadwulf.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Sirens lure sailors to their death just from singing and tbh, what a career. 000
Reposted by ʇGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Vampire grocery store. Next question 212113
Reposted by ʇJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026If all the lies the government is telling about Pretti were true the ICE agents would still have been acting criminally. 15212
Reposted by ʇthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Stop complaining. If you don't like this country, leave. Got a broken tail light? Abandon your car by the side of the road. Toilet not flushing? Move out of your house. Never try to solve any problem, just give up 6725122
Reposted by ʇgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 25/07/2025Taking a lover? Boring, predictable. I am taking a hater. 02010
Reposted by ʇcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 22/07/2025In a battle of wills with my Olive Garden waiter over eating my vegetables. 413850
Reposted by ʇ𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing. 5446120
Reposted by ʇCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/06/2025The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no date. 413310270
Reposted by ʇUnited Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 11/06/2025We feed you. They hunt us. 11933468014776
Reposted by ʇGovernor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 11/06/2025The founding fathers did not live and die to see this moment. It’s time for all of us to stand up peacefully. 809168733992
Reposted by ʇCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/06/2025My birthday fundraiser is less than $300 away from the goal! 🥳 givebutter.com/catsofyoregivebutter.comMolly's Birthday Fundraiser 2025Cats can't get jobs so they need your help. 548673
Reposted by ʇsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025i have some nerve? oh honey, i have all the nerves 113043
Reposted by ʇDread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 05/04/2025you know it’s funny officer, a Ziploc bag by itself is fine. human hair by itself is totally normal. but just because I have human hair in a Ziploc bag YOU’RE ASKING ME TONS OF QUESTIONS 07334
Reposted by ʇjordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025people are always asking me, “what’s your skin routine?” or “why are unhoused men always hitting on you?” 110028
Reposted by ʇSparrow / Liz @untonuggan.myatproto.social · 28/02/2025Today is an excellent day to download the Buy Nothing app and use it to share free stuff with your community (Ever wonder what to do with lotion you try once and hate, or where to rehome extra moving boxes with extra wear in them? Buy Nothing is great for this. And the app means you don't need FB) 1213725
Reposted by ʇIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/11/2024If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view 944491767
Reposted by ʇTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Me: make it a double Server: so two bowls of pho? 614531
Reposted by ʇsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025the best thing about getting older is being injured by sleep 22672152
Reposted by ʇJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/02/2025*Jennifer Coolidge voice* I want to be in a coma real bad 9499135
Reposted by ʇchef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 24/02/2025this app has the two biggest communities of people who tell jokes and people who don’t know what jokes are on the entire Internet 1438456
Reposted by ʇJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 24/02/2025There is an article in my local paper talking about the price of eggs and the impact on restaurants. This was the first comment. 13964717725
Reposted by ʇweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Why is Mangione wearing a bulletproof vest are they worried more bullets are going to come out of him 1941537
ʇ @abadwulf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I cannot stand people who do awful things and then turn around like but I’m learning and growing so it’s fine. You, are an asshole. lol 000
Reposted by ʇFossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Sure, I can do casual. We enter into a blood pact with a once dead forest god, become mad with power, and eternal enemies. 29314
ʇ @abadwulf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025And that’s why I block them. No one has time for this kind of negativity. 000
Reposted by ʇregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 03/02/2025buffy without joss whedon the gods really are smiling on us just this once 415322
ʇ @abadwulf.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Chill Sunday, beautiful day. I’m out running a few errands, traffic is so minimal it’s so nice. Then what would happen my way? A cyber truck. Ruined. 000
ʇ @abadwulf.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I just wrote an email to my therapist at 1am about a feral cat in my bathroom. Casual Friday night. 000
Reposted by ʇTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 30/01/2025With my luck the world would end right after I spent all day cleaning the house. 25658199
Reposted by ʇweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/01/2025One hassle or bummer away from having no chill 1023844
ʇ @abadwulf.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Me waking up in the morning: *sighs heavily* what have I gotten myself into? 000
