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Need a content writer? Award-winning columnist seen in Truthdig, Nation, Guardian, Rolling Stone, NBC, TNR. Host of the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Fl. linktr.ee/mobute

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 1h
its great, i love it
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 1h
niceville and hurlburt, best okaloosa shout-out since that startled sheriff's deputy emptied his clip after an acorn fell on a car roof
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 1h
they should give it another two years and see if they can convince him he knows where savannah guthrie's mom is
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2h
Do these fucking babies every stop crying? You have impunity to massacre every Muslim within shooting distance. No one is stopping you from killing everybody. You win. archive.is/QByrF
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 2h
"it's a big playoff game, but you know who's due? james shields"
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 2h
Phil Hartman was the Bret Hart of SNL. Canadian mainstay on a major US show, not flashy but technically a master and could work classics with anyone. Highly respected, but a bit overshadowed by flashier castmates. Now seen as among the best ever (I’d put them both as #1)
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 8h
oh my GOD
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 8h
You hysterical idiots. Donald Trump wasn’t asking Iran to attack LA or San Diego, he was just talking in a completely incoherent way that we have chosen to interpret as saying it would be bad if that happened. And it’s actually good that he talks like that,
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy to share an excerpt from the first issue of the new Ape Sh*t zine by @monkeywire.bsky.social out this week from @orbooks.bsky.social www.welcometohellworld.com/the-bizarre-...
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The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey
An excerpt from Ape Sh*t: The Zine for Primates
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 12h
Ok, so I wrote the NYT's TV canon-building exercise and why it's interesting that the list ranks the 1st through millionth best gritty lyrical sonofabitch cop shows but not even one Blue Sky procedural. Justice for BURN NOTICE. pjmaciak.substack.com/p/gracie-abr...
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Gracie Abrams on the LOST Island
Six Theses on the NYT’s Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10h
1. sports are for everyone or they're for no one at all 2. that is an INCREDIBLE shirt arktimes.com/food-and-cul...
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Can a Black gay man still call the hogs? - Arkansas Times
White heteronormativity has long dominated the University of Arkansas. What does that mean for Black gay Arkansans?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 14h
I fear that any midterm “mandate” angry voters give them will be squandered on dinner party invites instead of building the accountability regime people are desperate for and are putting their bodies and lives on the line to get.
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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 11h
"If you look at the population of — well, all people in cities, particularly people who come to cities from elsewhere, but particularly homeless and other vulnerable people in cities [...] a pretty large chunk of those people who end up in cities were failed in some other parts of this country."
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11h
[guy who has been waiting 20 years for someone to bring up the pointer sisters on social media] I have a copy of the Oakland Tech's 1968 high school production of West Side Story, and it was SUPPOSED to have Bonnie Pointer as Anita, but she must have been sick, and it's her understudy on the record.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11h
really appreciate the consistency of voice in the pointer sisters' core catalog, which breaks down as: • i hadn't thought about fucking you • upon reflection, i gotta fuck you rn • when are you gonna man up and fuck me • i fucking wrecked you • it's wrecking me thinking of fucking you • neutrons
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 14h
hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me"
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They have a dedicated fund set up for this purpose, and that's where we'll be sending our donation at the end of December. As in, your money will quite literally be used to protect trans kids. A very literal mission for our very imaginary PTKU fanbase: harborcamps.org/safety-secur...
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Safety & Security - Harbor Camps for trans & non-binary youth
Dear Harbor Camps Families and Supporters,Each of you profoundly understands how much has changed over the past few years. The rise in anti-trans rhetoric and laws is unprecedented in our nation’s his...
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23h
choosing to believe i'm not alone in watching the love boat channel on pluto
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
getting my rookie assignment in hell and it's pointing at ram dass and saying "that thing got a hemi?" for 1,000 years
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Elsa Lanchester was the daughter of a socialist firebrand and a posh woman who ran away with him to become a left-wing vegetarian who refused to marry on principle, and who also once worked as a secretary to Karl Marx’s daughter…
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's the sort of effete reference that won't make anything better but they oughta name whatever the "raze and burn any trace of trump's works" law the Bonwit Teller Act
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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh hey, free shipping on the newly available paperback preorder of BAD COMPANY, out Feb. 9! We just finalized the cover today and it looks GREAT, can't wait to share! bookshop.org/a/109816/978...
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Bad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream
*VANITY FAIR'S BEST BOOKS OF 2025*ONE OF NEW REPUBLIC'S BOOKS OF THE YEAR*KIRKUS' BEST NONFICTION BOOKS OF THE YEAR 2025*ONE OF AV CLUB'S BEST BOOKS OF 2025*"[An] indictment of an industry that has ca...
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No matter how much OCD Yahweh bribes or threatens or smites them, the minute he turns his vindictive gaze away, the Israelites are right back to raising statues of Astarte with the great tits
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the last couple seasons of house felt like an extended tribute to everything you wished the show would have evolved out of instead of into, like it was trying to end by unmaking itself
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Coming in second place for this year’s Nobel Prize in Physics is the University of Arkansas for their revolutionary work on Petrinos.
Bobby Petrino
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my son brasenose cannot wait to spend this season rooting for his favorite troupe the atlanta foundlings
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m starting to get requests from people to evaluate proposed solutions to campus sexual violence. The best list of demands I’ve seen so far comes from the students at Cornell. They understand the role of power and the kinds of big structural and cultural shifts that are required to end violence.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"the bad news is the cdc says it's grippe but the good news is they say we can give his water more carbonation"
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
loading a bootleg of the complete nfl redzone riffs into the bar cd player to have in the chamber just in case the band no-shows
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This mfer got two light switches 🙄
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/10/2026
Bad audio quality because I haven’t figured out the best way to get the music from vinyl to computer, but today I got a record player off FB Marketplace and so I can finally play my mom’s 1981 demo 45 for you all. Please enjoy “That’s How Girls Talk About Boys”
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
would like to wish the denver broncos a very happy go away
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bactrian camel in the wind
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Particularly relevant right now, and why I am and forever will be a Jameis hater (Also a reminder that “likable” people are capable of doing bad things and should still face consequences and often don’t)
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people who got angry about those buddha statues should be even angrier about this
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If i were hired to turn around an ailing NFL franchise, I would simply instill a culture of winning football and accountability.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I say, kudos to Efton Chism III for niftily snatching that toss for a score while being simply marauded by someone with the slovenliness of a Yale Law man.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
George Santos would not only have dropped that child he would have punched him in the face because George Santos doesn't go half way
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‘Good God’: Vivek Ramaswamy becomes laughing stock after nearly dropping child
Republican Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy was ridiculed en masse Saturday after nearly dropping a child at a GOP rally in Vandalia, Ohio.Video of the rally, at which President Donald Tru...
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dad's visiting from Kentucky so I took him to the Palestinian Oktoberfest and now he's cheering for the wrong team at the Penguins game
Man in a black sweater gives a peace sign in front of the Palestinian Oktoberfest signSame man now in a Les Habitants t-shirt and Canadian hat smiles with his daughter in a Penguins sweater
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In fairness, Riley Moore has some experience with corrupt politicians from the 70's and 80's as his grandfather is arch moore the former convicted governor of wv thehill.com/homenews/hou...
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GOP lawmaker: Nixon was ‘couped out of office,’ ‘framed’ during Watergate
Rep. Riley Moore (R-W.Va.) said Thursday that former President Nixon was “absolutely couped out of office” and added that he was “framed” during the infamous Watergate scandal. “We now know more ab…
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players 
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