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Primate news, with a bent toward the troubled relationship between humans and other primates. Ape Sh*t zine #1 available: apesht.org

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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 5h
Thanks to the crew at the very entertaining @gorillaradio.show for having me on. It was a lot of fun! The link here is to the video version but you can get it wherever you get podcasts www.patreon.com/gorillaradio...
A multi-screen screenshot from the online recording with Gorilla Radio Show features (from top and L to R: Greg, Chandran, Austin, and a static photo of Carrie "Ape Shit".)
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
aw, shucks "And then I came across this diagram "How to keep a terrible idea alive" and now I can’t help but see parallels between the ‘helper monkeys’ and AI 🤯. What a brilliant magazine!!!"
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Marije van den Berg @marijevandenberg.nl · 29/09/2026
In een vlaag van nieuwsgierigheid bestelde ik het eerste nummer van het magazine Apeshit @monkeywire.bsky.social, met daarin “The bizarre history of the service monkey”. Over aapjes als helpers voor mensen met een handicap, en hoe dat een ding was in de VS in de jaren zeventig.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I find images of apes in clothing grotesque, but there is just something about this one... (Reprinted in a 1942 primatology textbook by the funny but deeply racist Earnest Hooten, _Man's Poor Relations_)
A black-and-white photo of two young chimps dressed in human clothing hugging each other and looking directly into the camera. A smaller, younger ape looks a bit scared but clings to her elder in comfort. The larger fellow wears a steady expression, holding the baby as if she's a younger sibling. The photo clearly is staged to resemble a human family photo.

The caption for the photo: "Interdependence of young chimpanzees." The photo credit is John Haeseler.

I'm guessing it's originally from a children's book Haeseler and his wife published in 1937, Shorty, about a chimp raised to perform as an actor in Hollywood.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FASCINATING if stomach-churning 2025 interview with researchers who helped expose online monkey torture rings. I’d been wondering if this subculture was connected to MAGA or other hate groups, but turns out it’s not so much MAGA-aligned as meth-aligned podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
Photo by Joel Gunter taken from the 2023 BBC report on online monkey torture rings, which you can read here: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-65951188

Photo is of a white man with a crew cut and beard standing in front of a confederate flag and a "Trump 2020" flag.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Harry Raven, who appears here as a boy, was the son of a Museum of Natural History curator. He told the NYT (6/5/2009) that he and his sister could play with chimp Meshi only when his father was shooting movies.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hm, wouldn't be my first choice for acronyms ... (from PRIMATES, link.springer.com/article/10.1...)
A text clipping from a recent PRIMATES study with two terms and their acronyms highlighted:

- adopted infants (AIs)
- biological mothers (BMs)
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After seeing her family slaughtered, Congo, once in captivity in the US, grew fixated on a mirror. Robert Yerkes interpreted her "infinite loneliness" as "mental deficiency," concluding that gorillas are inferior to chimps.
Black and white photo of a young mountain gorilla clinging to a mirror image of herself. Captioned: Congo with a mirror, from Genetic Psychology Monographs, Clark University.

The photo is circa 1927, when Robert Yerkes worked with the young gorilla. He wrote about Congo in _The Great Apes: A Study of Anthropoid Life_ (1929).
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whether apes even imitate others is, incredibly, a longstanding debate in primatology.
discoverwildlife.com
Remote cameras catch chimps teaching youngsters how to use tools to hunt | Discover Wildlife
Captured in Senegal, one video appears to show a chimpanzee showing her daughter how to use a stick to extract ants from a nest.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This coulda been one of those cute inter-species primates stories, but never underestimate a chimp... www.nytimes.com/1942/05/25/a...
Newspaper clip from 1942 New York Times headlined "Chimpanzee Flees Cage Then Frees Kitten..."

A sentence within the body of the story is then highlighted in yellow. It reads: "...he opened the latch of the cage of an Angora cat and her kitten and gently removed the kitten but pushed the mother cat back into the cage and slammed the door."
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ape Shit is now available (early!) at Quimby’s NYC in Williamsburg, along with a few back issues of my old zine, Stay Free!
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For those days when you want to see the video of a chimp destroying a drone
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
1/ 🧵 In 1940, Bob & Mae Noell started a travelling show selling tickets to see men fight a "gorilla" -- actually, a chimp. The chimps wore muzzles, which wasn’t enough to stop them from shredding opponents; they'd rip noses apart and aim to take out eyes. So their hands had to be bound as well.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The use of the “it” pronoun to thing-ify animals is one of my bugaboos. So I was happy to see that, upon making this mistake in unpublished notes in 1838, Charles Darwin corrected himself. He had been observing Jenny, the first orangutan exhibited at the London Zoo.
Text quoted from some of Charles Darwin’s unpublished notes, 1838 [See sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1369848615000370 ]

The key portion reads:

“Is very fond of playing with anything soft, covered <CROSSED OUT>itself<CROSSED out> herself up with two pocket handkerchiefs just like girl with shawl spread spread them out — considered them as her property would not give them up to me, but the keeper brought them and gave them. followed me and bit me for having taken it away and tried to pick my pocket.”
A painting make of Jenny, the first live orangutan exhibited in London. She was about 3 years ago upon arrival.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who knew he was a *monkey* salesman? Jim Jones trafficked monkeys from Brazil into the US to raise money for his death cult en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones
A young Jim Jones, over 20 years before leading a mass murder-suicide, with a young wooly monkey.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In other words, they’d rather eat plants.
sciencenews.org
Monkeys hunt small animals when fruit is scarce
Capuchins hunt and eat small vertebrates more often as plant foods wane. The behavior may help us learn more about humans’ early dietary evolution.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Beautifully done short documentary. Sanctuaries are crucial for getting illegally trafficked animals out of the pet trade. Without these spaces, officials are stuck leaving the animals in place. #primates
aljazeera.com
Monkey Man: Protecting rescued monkeys in the Peruvian Amazon
In the Peruvian Amazon, a man in his 70s faces leaving the monkeys he’s dedicated his life to protecting.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saw this teased online, thought, "Tommy Lee: yawn," before realizing that Limbani (shown here dancing) is still in quarantine and probably bored out of his skull. from the good folks at savethechimps.org
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Makes you long for the days when there were clear, simple headlines.
A text-only newspaper clipping from 1902 reads:

[big print] GOOD STORIES 
[smaller print] - African Baboon Who Fills Role of Signalman
- Mayor Wore Chambermaid's Stockings at Coronation
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I find the media’s framing of this as evidence that primates “keep pets” irksome & misleading. The study analyzed internet photos, inc. captive & free-ranging animals alike. Any view of inter-species relationships needs to start with recognizing our (human) desire to see and shape this stuff.
An ad for a Victorian menagerie (reprinted in Harriet Ritvo's class _The Animal Estate_) publicized the relationship between a male lion and female "tigress."
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wherein we learn from @knowablemag.bsky.social that Malaysians are the most educated, sensible ecotourists — and Japanese the least
knowablemagazine.org
Dangers of ecotourism: Up close and infectious
Travelers’ desire for intimate encounters with wildlife may threaten the animals they love
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Was playing around with a t-shirt design to target the elusive ape-loving vegetarian/vegan market. (If anyone has a recommendation beyond teepublic, pls let me know.) www.teepublic.com/user/ape-sh-...
T-shirt design says "Plant eater" in handwritten white lettering above a silverback gorilla eating grass. Designed for dark-colored shirts.T-shirt design says "Plant eater" in handwritten black lettering above a silverback gorilla eating grass. Designed for light-colored shirts.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I first heard of Smit's work in the excellent & entertaining "Street Monkeys" (2009) reality series about vervet monkeys gangs. Highly recommend! All 5 episodes are here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghb...
news.mongabay.com
Steve Smit, South Africa’s “Monkey Man,” has died
In 2015 Steve Smit badly injured his right eye while trying to round up rescued chickens in his garden in Westville, near Durban. A branch struck him and almost cost him his sight. Doctors told him to...
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
To research zine issue #2, I did a search for podcasts about the history of animal domestication. Maybe I should take this as a sign?
The top result of a ListenNotes.com search for the history of animal domestication is called "Boring History for Sleep" from a podcast for "anyone who enjoys ancient history for sleep"
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You call this singing?! Just goes to show that people who work in sanctuaries can be assholes, too.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
malaymail.com
One monkey, 18 human victims: Sumatra finally catches attacker after two-week rampage forced island-wide school shutdown
JAKARTA, Aug 7 — Animal trappers have captured a rogue monkey that attacked 18 people during a two-week rampage in Indonesia’s Sumatra island, forcing dozens of schools to shut...
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wanna hear 31 minutes of me blathering about the first issue of Ape Sh*t? Here you go. #anthrozoology
youtube.com
ORdio Carrie McLaren on Ape Sh*t: Issue #1: The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey
YouTube video by OR Books
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Important news from the Richmond (Indiana) Palladium, 1921 #primates
A newspaper clipping from a theater column reads: 

"A heavy wig worn by Dorothy Phillips in … the famous Aller Holubar First National attraction now at the Murette theater, probably saved that dainty artist's life when Joe Mar-tin, a trained chimpanzee, hurled a heavy coconut from the top of a tall palm tree and struck the actress on the head with sufficient force to knock her down. What made Miss Phillips angry was the fact that Joe. treated the matter as a huge joke, laughing until his trainer shook him out of the tree."
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OR Books @orbooks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
APESH*T IS HERE! The zine that looks at the often sordid relationship between humans and other primate species 🐒 now shipping orbooks.com/catalog/ape-... @monkeywire.bsky.social
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Choose the tool that another monkey chose
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Chimp of the Week: Toby’s captor in Indiana died and left instructions for him to be shot. Fortunately, @animallegaldefense.bsky.social got him to the Center for Great Apes sanctuary, where even the quarantine enclosure is relatively luxurious. No more pizza, Mountain Dew, & Fanta, for this guy.
Toby, a thirtysomething chimpanzee, thumbs through a magazine while seated on the ground of his quarantine enclosure. After quarantine, the Center for Great Apes expects to integrate him into a chimp group.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Goode's new series, "Monsters of Gods," comes to HBO this Thursday, August 6.
vanityfair.com
Animal Instinct: After ‘Tiger King’ and ‘Chimp Crazy,’ Filmmaker Eric Goode Exposes His Own Past With the Illegal Reptile Trade
Goode admits he was “part of the problem” in the new HBO docuseries ‘Monsters of God,’ which takes his gonzo style of documentary to dangerous new levels: “People don’t realize how fucking crazy we ar...
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
4 from @ugarles.bsky.social and 1 from me
Screenshot of an email message from Google to the owner of apesht.org, congratulating me on a "reaching 5 clicks in 28 days!"
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
1/ Ape Sh*t issue #1 is now shipping via mail order. One advantage of print-on-demand is that you can make corrections in future printings. So here’s a deal: Anyone first to find a typo or factual error in issue #1 gets a copy of #2 when it's out.
A sample spread from Ape Shit zine, issue #1 features black-and-white images from old newspaper clips. One shows a chained capuchin monkey clad in a diaper. Another shows a senior couple riding bicycles, the man with a diapered monkey on his shoulders.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
news.mongabay.com
US declines to protect endangered monkeys used in medical research
The U.S. has again declined to protect endangered long-tailed macaques under the Endangered Species Act, allowing continued imports for biomedical research.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A new study surveys primates’ cross-species relationships, in the wild and in captivity. The key takeaway: Photos of monkeys with other animals are adorable. doi.org/10.1007/s103...
A petite langur with silvery brown hair and a dark face and ears sits in a tree and pets a giant squirrel. Photo by Senthi Aathavan Senthilverl/Wiki Commons.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Chimp of the week: Ronnie from Wales Ape & Monkey Sanctuary. Considered remarkably chill, he grew up with a young orangutan and uses sign language to tell visitors to take off their glasses, hats and coats. www.ape-monkey-rescue.org.uk/chimpanzees/...
Photo of an unbelievably adorable adult chimp with beige freckles around his nose and mouth + a greying beard. His mouth is slightly open, and he looks very friendly and happy.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thought this episode of the Overshoot podcast about politics within animal groups was awesome. We know about chimpanzee politics but primates aren’t unique: social dynamics in most animals aren't all about aggression & domination.
populationbalance.org
Animals and the Right to Politics — Population Balance
For millennia, animals have been treated as property or passive recipients of moral concern rather than as political beings with agency. Political philosophers Sue Donaldson and Will Kymlicka, authors...
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Last seen smoking a cigarette, telling a reporter to leave him alone and "go back to kissing jimothy's ass." they grow up so fast.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Punch turns 1, has friends, no longer carries around the plushie. And journalists now refer to him as a "he" instead of how they reference other individual monkeys, as "it." Celebrity certainly has its benefits.
independent.co.uk
Japan’s monkey sensation Punch turns 1, drawing a flood of well-wishing messages, in photos
Punch, the orphaned monkey at a Japanese zoo that stole many people’s hearts by clinging to an orangutan plushie, is marking his first birthday with a flood of well-wishing messages from his fans arou...
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ape Sh*t #1 follows IUCN guidelines against sharing photos of humans with nonhumans because they inadvertantly fuel the primate pet trade. What’s tough is that even the movie Madagascar - cartoons! - got idiots to seek out primates as pets. human-primate-interactions.org/best-practic...
human-primate-interactions.org
Best Practice Guidelines – Responsible Images of Non-Human Primates
Best Practice Guidelines for Responsible Images of Non-Human Primates A document detailing appropriate imagery (photos and videos) to be shared of non-human primates. The document describes in deta…
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The first issue of Ape Shit is now available via mail! (coming to stores in September) It investigates the the American saga of the "service monkey," the former practice of using monkeys as thieves, how capuchins fight back against their captors & more. orbooks.com/catalog/ape-shit/
An old b&w newspaper photo shows a chained capuchin monkey feeding a bearded man in a wheelchair. The image is superimposed over a collection of actual newspaper articles, with headlines such as "Monkeys help the disabled" and "Monkeys deliver safety message to over 1500 students."

The caption for this collage reads: "In 1979, Crystal's placement with William Powell, who had quadriplegia, was widely reported by the Washington Post and major U.S. wire services. However, like most monkeys that Helping Hands place as 'helpers,' the relationship was short-lived."Screen shot of the table of contents for Ape Shit Issue #1, 2026. It features a b&w photo of a capuchin monkey holding a plunger.\

Note for those with vision impairments, I'll be making an audio version of the very lengthy main article to share later. A b&w page from Ape Shit #1 shows a 30-ish dark-haired white woman (Alison Pascoe) holding 4 capuchin monkeys, whom she trained for the Hollywood horror movie _Monkey Shines_.  It is also accompanied by some text from a Q&A interview with her. She describes, among other things, one Helping Hands monkey who would squirt her breast milk at her disabled recipient.
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Original _European Psychologist_ paper with much more detail is pay-walled here: econtent.hogrefe.com/doi/full/10....
nautil.us
What Became of the Chimps Who Revolutionized Our Understanding of Animal Behavior?
What Became of the Chimps Who Revolutionized Our Understanding of Animal Behavior?: It’s a harrowing tale of deadly winters in Berlin captivity
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
1/ Study: Great apes in zoos are (still) too fat Tho obesity has been a problem for decades, zoos as a whole have yet to move the needle. Some clear remedies discussed here: more fiber and leafy edibles and less — or, better yet, no — cultivated fruit. That’s right, no more bananas!
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
Global Data From Great Ape Zoo Populations Confirm a High Prevalence of Overweight Individuals
A global database reveals that a majority of great apes kept in zoos are overweight, likely as a result of the mismatch between their biology and their zoo diets. Corrective measures are necessary to....
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Badly written science papers are a dime a dozen but this one is almost comical. Wanted to read this but - damn! - the combo of jargon and passive verbiage in the abstract alone is something else. (From the _American Journal of Primatology_)
A collection of images, one featuring a female macaque monkey mounting a male and another of a female mounting another female. Another pair of pics shows a single macaque using stones. Jargon scattered throughout. Text from the abstract of this paper: "After challenging the view that cultural processes mainly produce behavioral adaptations, we urge researchers to adopt a pluralistic view on Darwinian evolution by emphasizing the diversity and importance of evolutionary by-products and highlighting the heuristic merit of concepts such as behavioral spandrels and exaptations, particularly in the domain of cultural evolution in primates. We then use the concept of the “structure-function interface” and draw from our own research on macaques to provide two examples of possible behavioral adaptations and their corresponding by-products, both of which are maintained via the proximate mechanisms of cultural processes and pleasurable feedback. These two behavioral by-products are female homosexual mounts and object play, and their putative functional counterparts are female-to-male mounts and tool use, respectively. We provide empirical evidence from the structural analysis of behavior to support our contentions that some non-conceptive sex cultures may neutrally drift from behavioral adaptations to by-products and that some object play cultures may exaptively afford tool use. Our approach dovetails with, and expands upon, a pluralistic perspective on evolutionary theory."
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just saw this viral video of kids climbing gas pipes to get on top of a wardrobe, and my first thought was "these kids must be living in a region with monkeys." www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1uy8pjq/a_mother_asked_her_children_to_recreate_how_the/
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Solly Zuckerman’s 1933 primates physiology textbook includes a single photo to illustrate chimpanzees. Mind-boggingly dense about animal emotions, he (likely unwittingly) used a pic that poetically represented the captive experience.
An adult female chimp sits alone in something approximating a fetal position, curled up on a fake tree stump in a zoo enclosure. She has a "lost" expression on her face, and is self-grooming the hair on her head.
Photo is credited to F.W. Bond
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New monkey alert! A colobus with curiously orange lips! Detail: www.nytimes.com/2026/07/15/science/meet-earths-newest-monkey-and-check-out-its-orange-lips.html. video via the original paper journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0349857
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In the category of things likely funny only to someone who searches Google every day for monkey news, I love how the headline writers here managed to add in the "abandoned at birth" trope to the ol’ "zoo captive picks a winner" classic. 1/2
A screenshot of Google News results for "monkey" shows a number of stories about the same press release: a chimp predicting England will beat Argentina in the World Cup semi-final. But one of those headlines [indicated with a hand-drawn red arrow] is different and reads "Adorable chimp abandoned at birth predicts England will win World Cup semi-final"
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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“A 2026 study in the American Journal of Primatology, based on a year-long field study of a macaque troop in central Nepal, found that nearly half of their diet now comes from cultivated crops.”
news.mongabay.com
Monkey vs machine: Nepal tests AI to fight crop-raiding macaques
KATHMANDU — At dawn in Birta Deurali village of Kavrepalanchok in central Nepal, maize fields aren’t quiet. Farmers stand guard, scanning the trees for movement, but they aren’t the only ones there. “...
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