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@johngcole.bsky.social
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AI can't throw things at billionaires, but you have free will. WV/AZ. Bird enthusiast, pigeon defender, servant of cats and two dogs. He/Him Angry a lot but I think at the right people. Have a great blog community: www.balloon-juice.com

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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
one thing I miss is walking into a room where someone had recently smoked a pipe with that deep rich cherry smell to it which is weird because I hate the smell of cigar and cigarette smoke
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In fairness, Riley Moore has some experience with corrupt politicians from the 70's and 80's as his grandfather is arch moore the former convicted governor of wv thehill.com/homenews/hou...
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GOP lawmaker: Nixon was ‘couped out of office,’ ‘framed’ during Watergate
Rep. Riley Moore (R-W.Va.) said Thursday that former President Nixon was “absolutely couped out of office” and added that he was “framed” during the infamous Watergate scandal. “We now know more ab…
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
social scientists should study the absolute lock Megan Thee Stallion has on white men over the age of 40. The only thing I could compare it to is the absolute stranglehold 5'5" Lil Wayne had on so many millenial women for several decades
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dag- Rightous is one of if not the funkiest albums of the 90's, and I guarantee the vast majority of you have never heard of them but they have been in my rotation since 1995 thanks to a roommate from North Carolina. Ladies and Gentleman, Dag! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQe3...
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DAG — Sweet Little Lass
YouTube video by Seán Chan
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
btw my local orchard picked their sweet tango apples and they are on sale as of today so I raced there and bought a half bushel and they are so good I have had four today and skipped dinner.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
even though I think it is terrible today, I have nothing but fond memories of pizza hut. That salad bar and personal pan pizza were a big fucking deal in the eighties
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not sure how that was not called because that was pi but that was a hell of sa play by conley to pin the steelers on the 1
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am sorry as always for the out of context posts but in my defense you know what you were signing up for and if you didn't you still stayed
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that was a hell of a run
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so sorry about Champ, @tomlevenson.bsky.social
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Annmarie Pisano @annmariepisano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She could become a really good cult leader after this if she wants to.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
look all I am saying is I think if they inject two doses of poison into you to kill you and your survive both it is only sporting that you no longer are on death row You had your fucking shot she survived now make peace with her existence
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nothing good ever happens after midnight is the best drinking and party advice I can give
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just got a spam text from Troy Jackson asking for money and all I could think was "my brother in christ if you are losing to Collins in this environment no amount of money I have is going to help you"
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there's no reason for them to not release an electric vw kharm ghia
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is MO Senator Eric Schmitt who is allegedly 51 and let me tell you this is a hard 51
eric shmitt
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just texted STOP to a person because I was responding to all the spam fundraising texts I got today
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why is tiaa emailing me asking how secure my account is motherfucker isn't that your fucking job jesus christ what am I paying you for
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
would a macbook neo be a good enough for a non gaming incoming freshman (college)
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The good news about this is every generation needs a series of movies about heists of nazi gold. The bad new about this is that we're the nazis. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/w...
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Trump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch It (Gift Article)
The administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only criticism I have of Widow's Bay is that anything you try to watch next is going to be a step down
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm james talarico and i approve this message"
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does anyone know of a win 11 app that will test your memory but isn't a platform for malware/spyware
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
omfg the price of memory
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I read this every year www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is something eminently likeable about Kyle Chandler's face
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dogs are pets and cats are partners in crime
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unless I am cooking for someone else on the regular I tend to get fixated on a dish for months at a time and then I will just stop and move on to something else. The couple of days in between can be a little sketchy, but I usually figure it out pretty quick.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My general sense around here in WV is that Republican voters are not going to swing massively towards Democrats. The ones who are not still fully brainwashed are hoping they can be quiet and people will forget the signs they had in yards and the shit they said on facebook
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dunno if anyone else thinks this way but in my mind all spiders are female because of Charlotte and Lolth
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just discovered via @anniedemoranville.bsky.social that Colorado has a large enough tarantula population that scientists know that right now is peak mating season which is another reason to avoid moving there
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am dying to start WOW Forever. I don't care if there are bugs or server crashes or nerfs I lived through it all before in 2004 I just want to log in and start leveling and crafting and exploring
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maxwell is sitting here on my lap and we both heard a cat outside and he turned his head and looked straight at me as if to say "you heard that too, right?"
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
remember when you could watch college football for free now I can not watch the wvu team because I don't have a fox one account
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh if you live by a kroger mine was running a special on bone in chicken thighs- buy one four pack and get two 4-packs free. Scored a dozen thighs for six bucks. Seasoned some and am gonna air fry them tomorrow night.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know if it is just me, but really attractive people- like hollywood actors and models- they are so attractive that I have a similar response to that uncanny valley feeling like no one is that perfect looking
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if they perfect the sex bots do you think the techbros will start to leave the rest of us alone
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey @kristaelliott.bsky.social are you and Keith and the boys going to be impacted by this storm?
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is the kind of shit I imagine you would find on your typewriter in your jungle shanty after recovering from imbibing four times the dose of a hallucinogenic used in local tribal rituals
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to win the powerball so I can buy a bunch of forest and clear out all the invasive species and plkant chestnuts and shit and the make the whole thing a nature preserve and build an ecofriendly cottage for my wife and cats and dogs which will then become a ranger shack when I die
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how is he so good at everything
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The prosecutor at the center of the "Broadview Six" scandal alleged that Boutros laid "responsibility at my feet for a felony prosecution that you personally directed over my objection that the case was better suited to misdemeanor charges."
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so ready for a boring President even one that will piss mne off half or more of the time just someone who will fuck off out the news and stirring shit up so we can take a fucking break
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one thing I heard someone say that has really stuck with me is that a lot of us when we congratulate people use language that makes it about us- things like "I'm so proud of you" and that we should work to center it on them.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the most Portlandia coded headline I have ever read www.thepinknews.com/2026/09/23/l...
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Massachusetts Bar Faces Backlash Over Mask Policy Change
A Massachusetts lesbian bar says a Saturday mask-optional policy sparked boycott calls and left its owner warning the venue may not survive.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn't we just learn this a month ago am I in groundhog day www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/w...
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Netanyahu Said to Have Been Warned by Emirati Leader About Hamas Attack Before Oct. 7 (Gift Article)
The warning from the leader of the United Arab Emirates, which lacked specific details about the nature of an attack, never reached the chiefs of Israel’s security establishment, Israeli officials sai...
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone I know was first author in the APA's Psychology of Popular Media and you don't know her but if you did you would like her so I am sharing it with you for those reasons and because it is interesting. It's about New Media and Body Image. psycnet.apa.org/fulltext/202...
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of my favorite all time things is when I am deep in thought writing something in the word processor and the words are just flowing and the sound of the springs in the mechanical keyboard and the thunk as it gets faster and slower as I pause to think it is just so soothing and feels so good
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
did they lift the level cap in the wow forever beta
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