Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026one thing I miss is walking into a room where someone had recently smoked a pipe with that deep rich cherry smell to it which is weird because I hate the smell of cigar and cigarette smoke 4260
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In fairness, Riley Moore has some experience with corrupt politicians from the 70's and 80's as his grandfather is arch moore the former convicted governor of wv thehill.com/homenews/hou...thehill.comGOP lawmaker: Nixon was ‘couped out of office,’ ‘framed’ during WatergateRep. Riley Moore (R-W.Va.) said Thursday that former President Nixon was “absolutely couped out of office” and added that he was “framed” during the infamous Watergate scandal. “We now know more ab… 107114
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026social scientists should study the absolute lock Megan Thee Stallion has on white men over the age of 40. The only thing I could compare it to is the absolute stranglehold 5'5" Lil Wayne had on so many millenial women for several decades 250
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dag- Rightous is one of if not the funkiest albums of the 90's, and I guarantee the vast majority of you have never heard of them but they have been in my rotation since 1995 thanks to a roommate from North Carolina. Ladies and Gentleman, Dag! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQe3...youtube.comDAG — Sweet Little LassYouTube video by Seán Chan 290
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026btw my local orchard picked their sweet tango apples and they are on sale as of today so I raced there and bought a half bushel and they are so good I have had four today and skipped dinner. 2210
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026even though I think it is terrible today, I have nothing but fond memories of pizza hut. That salad bar and personal pan pizza were a big fucking deal in the eighties 11361
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026not sure how that was not called because that was pi but that was a hell of sa play by conley to pin the steelers on the 1 010
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am sorry as always for the out of context posts but in my defense you know what you were signing up for and if you didn't you still stayed 3300
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am so sorry about Champ, @tomlevenson.bsky.social 180
Reposted by Cake or DeathAnnmarie Pisano @annmariepisano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She could become a really good cult leader after this if she wants to. 391
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026look all I am saying is I think if they inject two doses of poison into you to kill you and your survive both it is only sporting that you no longer are on death row You had your fucking shot she survived now make peace with her existence 55515
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026nothing good ever happens after midnight is the best drinking and party advice I can give 9332
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just got a spam text from Troy Jackson asking for money and all I could think was "my brother in christ if you are losing to Collins in this environment no amount of money I have is going to help you" 2332
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there's no reason for them to not release an electric vw kharm ghia 13746
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is MO Senator Eric Schmitt who is allegedly 51 and let me tell you this is a hard 51 9513
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just texted STOP to a person because I was responding to all the spam fundraising texts I got today 1110
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why is tiaa emailing me asking how secure my account is motherfucker isn't that your fucking job jesus christ what am I paying you for 0181
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026would a macbook neo be a good enough for a non gaming incoming freshman (college) 720
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The good news about this is every generation needs a series of movies about heists of nazi gold. The bad new about this is that we're the nazis. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/w...nytimes.comTrump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch It (Gift Article)The administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat. 616874
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The only criticism I have of Widow's Bay is that anything you try to watch next is going to be a step down 390
Reposted by Cake or Deathmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"i'm james talarico and i approve this message" 161569206
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Does anyone know of a win 11 app that will test your memory but isn't a platform for malware/spyware 120
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I read this every year www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...mcsweeneys.netIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 0256
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there is something eminently likeable about Kyle Chandler's face 290
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Unless I am cooking for someone else on the regular I tend to get fixated on a dish for months at a time and then I will just stop and move on to something else. The couple of days in between can be a little sketchy, but I usually figure it out pretty quick. 2210
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My general sense around here in WV is that Republican voters are not going to swing massively towards Democrats. The ones who are not still fully brainwashed are hoping they can be quiet and people will forget the signs they had in yards and the shit they said on facebook 56213
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I dunno if anyone else thinks this way but in my mind all spiders are female because of Charlotte and Lolth 5360
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just discovered via @anniedemoranville.bsky.social that Colorado has a large enough tarantula population that scientists know that right now is peak mating season which is another reason to avoid moving there 2120
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am dying to start WOW Forever. I don't care if there are bugs or server crashes or nerfs I lived through it all before in 2004 I just want to log in and start leveling and crafting and exploring 260
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026maxwell is sitting here on my lap and we both heard a cat outside and he turned his head and looked straight at me as if to say "you heard that too, right?" 1230
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026remember when you could watch college football for free now I can not watch the wvu team because I don't have a fox one account 4131
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oh if you live by a kroger mine was running a special on bone in chicken thighs- buy one four pack and get two 4-packs free. Scored a dozen thighs for six bucks. Seasoned some and am gonna air fry them tomorrow night. 1120
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't know if it is just me, but really attractive people- like hollywood actors and models- they are so attractive that I have a similar response to that uncanny valley feeling like no one is that perfect looking 271
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if they perfect the sex bots do you think the techbros will start to leave the rest of us alone 106411
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hey @kristaelliott.bsky.social are you and Keith and the boys going to be impacted by this storm? 100
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is the kind of shit I imagine you would find on your typewriter in your jungle shanty after recovering from imbibing four times the dose of a hallucinogenic used in local tribal rituals 6565
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I want to win the powerball so I can buy a bunch of forest and clear out all the invasive species and plkant chestnuts and shit and the make the whole thing a nature preserve and build an ecofriendly cottage for my wife and cats and dogs which will then become a ranger shack when I die 1250
Reposted by Cake or DeathJon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The prosecutor at the center of the "Broadview Six" scandal alleged that Boutros laid "responsibility at my feet for a felony prosecution that you personally directed over my objection that the case was better suited to misdemeanor charges." 210433
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm so ready for a boring President even one that will piss mne off half or more of the time just someone who will fuck off out the news and stirring shit up so we can take a fucking break 4574
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026one thing I heard someone say that has really stuck with me is that a lot of us when we congratulate people use language that makes it about us- things like "I'm so proud of you" and that we should work to center it on them. 2210
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the most Portlandia coded headline I have ever read www.thepinknews.com/2026/09/23/l...thepinknews.comMassachusetts Bar Faces Backlash Over Mask Policy ChangeA Massachusetts lesbian bar says a Saturday mask-optional policy sparked boycott calls and left its owner warning the venue may not survive. 130
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Didn't we just learn this a month ago am I in groundhog day www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/w...nytimes.comNetanyahu Said to Have Been Warned by Emirati Leader About Hamas Attack Before Oct. 7 (Gift Article)The warning from the leader of the United Arab Emirates, which lacked specific details about the nature of an attack, never reached the chiefs of Israel’s security establishment, Israeli officials sai... 3244
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone I know was first author in the APA's Psychology of Popular Media and you don't know her but if you did you would like her so I am sharing it with you for those reasons and because it is interesting. It's about New Media and Body Image. psycnet.apa.org/fulltext/202... 081
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026one of my favorite all time things is when I am deep in thought writing something in the word processor and the words are just flowing and the sound of the springs in the mechanical keyboard and the thunk as it gets faster and slower as I pause to think it is just so soothing and feels so good 1212
Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026did they lift the level cap in the wow forever beta 120